Minutes20131007

OFFICER REPORTS

   Broman
       had a weekend
       started with the event
           movie night!
           we watched catch me if you can and up in the air
       there was movies and then there was some other stuff
       210 is dicks, broman wasted time
   
   Caroline
       had a weekend
       met friends from home and cooked
       didn't do enough work
   
   JRAM
       had a weekend
       event! and some magic
       played magic all day saturday
       did puzzlehunt things and grading on sunday
       EVENT
           KGB acts its age
           friday 7:00 wean 5409
       EVENT
           Puzzlehunt!
           saturday! Noon!
           register at mazeoftwistypassages.com
   
   Marlena
       had a weekend
       you know that feeling when you're running a little bit late, and you just can't go fast enough?
           it didn't happnen to marlena this weekend
       ate a lot of food and zuccini
       won first game creation society thing
           (there were two contestants but she got a real life prize)
       
   
   Zora
       had a weekend
       got overly into Catch Me If You Can
           then watched doctor who
           both were good
       maybe did work, but given stress levels probably didn't
   
   Dillon
       had a weekend
       homework, not enough homework
       too much puzzlehunt (that's why not enough homework)
   
   Mike
       had a weekend
       it started with a war of erasers and chalk
       

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   illust journalists: scientists have discovered a new bioluminescent lifeform. NOTHING IS WRONG.

   mis ap alcoholist: cannot condone flavor ice as a mixer
   
   SCP: report glowing friends to them, you'll see them again
   
   ad hoc winds of change: WHOOSH winds of fall
   
   ad hoc beekeeping: honeybees not aggressive. yellowjackets are.
   
   mis ap time travelers:
   
   what's that on your arm?: xander is tracing the motion of yellowjacket venom
   
   kgb is a pokemon
   
   dillontory
   
   ad hoc team rocket
   
   booth!
   
   ad hoc what we just did: BOOOOOOTH
   

OLD BUSINESS

   the thing!
       none of our booth ideas getting approved is not steven's fault

NEW BUSINESS

   moooooooth committee
       milking machine as water feature
       we should have a cow as the water feature
       will the booth have the ability to tip over
       can we get a dues paying cow in the KGB?
       NO BULL SEMEN IN OUR BOOTH
       Will our booth have a window into its stomach?
       will our booth be kosher?
       will our booth follow the tradition of CMU hates grass?
       will john wilks booth be kosher?
       change name to moth
           PASSES
       FAILS
   
   recursion: go to committee name
       that's why you never offend a witch twice
           ...re-curse
       motion to note that we are NOT in the base case
       motion to change language to SML
           that happens after it's created
       A POX UPON YOUR CATTLE
       motion to remain in motion until an outside force acts upon us
       change name to recursoff committee
           FAILS
       ANOTHER CURSE UPON YOUR CATTLE
       PASSES, $2 to alex, dillon will chiar
       
   base case: end all recursion committee
       change name to base committee
           PASSES
       change name to base jumping committee
           FAILS
       change purpose to QED
           PASSES
       change name to ace of base
           FAILS
       THE FIRST CURSE UPON YOUR OLDEST CATTLE
       append tail call to the end of this committee
           fails
       append sodium hydroxide to every instance of everything
           oh god no
       change name to bass
           fails
       PASSES
       $2 to maja, marlena and stuart will chair
       
   committee to think up new halloween costumes: pretty much that
       FICUS
       caroline is hoping for a joint costume
           two people to be big dog
       marlena has to make a costume for an art class
           open to suggestions
       we got in trouble for calling an event our halloween party when we reserved the room
       what is a ficus
           (it's a little tree)
       change name to ornamental garden party
           FAILS
       $2 to drew, oren will chair
   
   motion to make an allocation to not exceed $50 for the event
       PASSES
   
   underwater witch committee: to explain why the weather's like this
       why underwater witch?
           why not
       which witch is which?
       change name to underwater why
           passes
       change name ot underwater who
           fails
       costume idea: caroline should go as an underwatch which
       evil seafood league: has an underwater why not! wait...where is it?
       guild of calam intent: now has an underwater why not
       change name to underwater wherefore
           PASSES
       change name to underwearfore
           PASSES
       innovative tech: the personal weather maker is stuck on the snow function. it's for sale, though
       PASSES
       $2 to Eric, skye will chair
       

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       kgb acts its age
       wean 5409 7:00, friday
   
   Puzzlehunt
       saturday, noon
       giant eagle auditorium
       register at mazeoftwistypassages.com

SCHMUCKS

   Xander is a bad influence
       water is wet
       he does not give a damn about his bad reputation
       
   illust journalist is gonna do a real thing! get in touch with xander if you're interested