Minutes20131104
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OFFICER REPORTS
broman
had a weekend
doesn't remember much
event! cool games
the game of spite
it lasted a long time
did a lot of work
not enough work
took all of saturday and sunday
the packers haven't played yet but 210 is due tonight
doesn't know where his priorities lie
caroline
had a weekend
halloween party was a blast
there was enough homework
made a lot of food
watched a lot of netflix
didn't come out from under the covers for an entire day
new people
doyee, physics, south korea, has hair
JRAM
had a weekend
halloween party
managed to throw squirtle out of a ph window
had a rest of the weekend
didn't leave his apartment for most of it
EVENT
improv night!
friday, 7:00, one of the PH A18* rooms
NPP people are greaT!
Marlena
had a weekend
dressed as sailor Uranus
ate food and forgot food in another place
worked on things and learned about making bump maps and other cool things
had a performance today!
had to lipsync to a song for an art class
dressed up as a stepford wife and sang hush little babie
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA
Zora
Dillon
had a weekend
costume was joke
3 day weekend!
saturday inventoried the booth then went to bed
saturday take two did work then went to itr
sunday did work
mike
had weekend
managed to get sick not once not three times but twice
also managed to booth that many times
COMMITTEE REPORTS
committee to think up things to say: success
kgbutts: success
min bid: success
max bid: failure
dkirby scared stupid: horror movie free weekend
yoga flame
winter sun salutation
wake up
alarm
foot on--oh god it's cold
attendance
failure
the onion is real: area girlfriend reports stay under blanket for next five months
shit i read in the tartan:
harrassment: student sitting on bench was harrassed about popcorn by old white lady
agriculture:
that was a corny story
dairy dept
that was a very cheesy pun
livestock
steven you just upped the steak
spontaneous shark pun: disapproval
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
Rolls not being cancelled is not Skye's fault
NEW BUSINESS
existing: to report when tim says any reports from existing committees
does this committee think very much
yes
does this committee ever not think?
no
what happens if tim changes proceadure
no
if it's always "reports" will this committee report mult times?
third!
in order to ingrease longevity, replace tim with president in purpose
passes
in order to increase longetudiny, motion to place on map
passes
in order to increase latitudity, should be in ontario
fails
PASSES
$2 to frieder
anyone who has ever reported will chair
mispronouncable words: marlena pronouces ricochet "ricot"
committee's purpose sounds to pacific
malasia, indonesia, garage
this is the epitome of good ideas
all this mispronounceation is just a facade
bear bear bear
$3 to Zeph, he will chair
pumpkins on meth: so you know jackolanterns in mid november? that. also celebrating the coming of peppermint
how does this committee feel about eggnog in late january?
yes
does anyone else think that chem teachers make really good pumpkin pie?
physics torture: math meth and cheese does not go with tomato sauce
PASSES
$2 to caroline, she shall chair and people who don't like the taste of pumpkins
motion to propose a standing rule that any mention of drew in auctions means two
do we want it to be specifically two dollars?
two american us dollars in currency
accounting for inflation of the current year
but if we do that we can't say drew zombie
what about thomas?
that is in fact drew's first name
clarification on the spelling of drew
clarification on the spelling of two
clarification on the spelling of ricochet
f-u-c-k-o-f-f
how long does a standing rule apply?
it depends
in this case it would be indefinite
motion to change timespan to "until there is no one left who remembers drew"
dilatory, needs a specific expiration
if the pres calls on drew, are they bidding?
the chair isn't supposed to bid
a bid has to be both saying the number and intending to bid
PASSES
PRECEDENT
eevee completeness: to create a new eevee of every pokemon type
change name to np completeness
with purpose create an eevee of every level of complexity
passes
how does this committee feel about the ? type or the bird type
who here doesn't get very many pokemon references
lots
motion to change all pokemon references to digimon references
fails
PASSES
$2 to frieder, anyone who enjoys pokemon
skyantology: to make skyance a priority
how much money does someone have to donate to become a skyantologist?
syzegy
does the skyantology committee acknowledge bio as a real science?
does this committee believe that skyenetics can be practiced by anyone?
skyenetics can be practiced by anyone
how does this committee feel about drama majors
it would love to disect their brains
point of info: what does scizzoring mean?
isn't the technical term for skyence meteorology?
no
if you join the skyentology committee will you be bound by oath?
yes
PASSES
$10 to Skye, she will chair
squidward: to grumpily abstain everything
request report from the yoga flame committee about squidward's interp dance
done
request report from evil seafood league
no one here
the misap evil seafood league
is full of losers
the misap evil seafood league
has stolen evil seafood league
the guild of calam intent
oh really?
the misap evil seafood league
committed that crime for the halibut
the misap evil seafood league
has kidnapped the calam intent's chair
the misap calam intent
it's okay, they have the seafood league's table
note: we're so indoctrinated that we don't even need xander to be here for xander to be here
this should possibly wait for schmucks, but would you like to buy some chocolate?
CHOCOLATE
PASSES
$2 to Drew, disbanded
kgb perches: pretty much that
change name to louisiana purchase committee
FAILS
the floor is lava, only exec is safe
ad hoc dudebird committee: approves
ad hoc kgbirds: approves
ad hoc committee: approves
free bird!
five dollar bird!
committee to test exec's memory: wants to remember to try to perch
bruce sharkstein committee: free shark!
motion to change name to louisiana birdchise
changed to louisiana birdchefs
ad hoc vegitarianism approves and is slightly hungry for turkey
birds are plants
PASSES
$3 to caroline, vegetarians will chair
clarification: does that include pseudo vegetarians
no
kgb avoids sexual harassement: to avoid contact with people against their consent or in any ways that are against state local and federal laws
also try not to be creepy on the internet
kgbutts committee aproves
append "and native american fed res regulations" to purpose
passes
PASSES
$7 to drew, all members of kgb, because it's everyone's responsibility
allocation for 50 for event
passes
nicolas kageebee committee: to steal the declaration of independance
how does this committee feel about obsessive fanboys with godly powers of breath
the sexy body suit costume covered with his face
append to purpose: also president's secret book
fails
what is on that last page?
the skyentology committee: you'll have to go through me
the rollercoaster was better than the movie: faceoff
$3 to zeph, anyone who wants to will chair
deathstar: to blow up bugmars once and for all
will this committee promise to disrupt all bugmars happenings?
yes
motion to cover up small exhaust part not much bigger than whomprat
passes
change name to moon
it's no moon
change all star to mars and insecticide to bug
no
watching the long, horrible, drawn out death of a meme
be very happy
if the death star committee has it's way, the death will be short and explosive
skyentology: disney's star wars
if you strike bugmars down now, it will come back stronger than ever
this committee is looking for love in alderan places
PASSES
$8 to stuart, anyone who pledges to fulfil the mission will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
improv night
porter A18, friday, 7
NPP will be coming to help us out!
Booth!
still having meetings
Porter A18, 3:00 on sundays
SCHMUCKs
Stuart is having an Artemis party this saturday!
4-6 ships hopefully
will probably do combat between ships
tutorial at 6:30
games will start at 7:00
meet in Baker 140C!
it's posted to the facebook group
we are now in purple
