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OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
started with trivia night, which was awesome
it was a lot of fun
was going to make a Reading Rainbow joke but decided not to
went to Buffalo for a Quizbowl tournament
won!
worked for 15 hours on Sunday
grading 251
wasn't fun
the rest was fun
continues to anxiously wait for an email about the job he interviewed for last week
Caroline
had a weekend
the theme was jobscrounge
there was an interview and now homework from that
yes, homework FROM the job interview
JRAM
had a weekend
trivia night
pretty fun
it was "well" playtested
did some homework
did some grading
began to crawl into gaping maw of grad school apps
EVENT
Find the Event
Friday, BH 237A, 7:00
Marlena
had a weekend
began with making more soup than she could possibly eat in a week
it'll be gone within 3 days
played an awesome RPG
worked on booth
watched the end of Korra
no spoilers!
tried to refill print quota in order to print the Pravda?.
they basically gave her a runaround
tea is inconvenient
it doesn't wake you up when it's supposed to and just makes it hard to sleep in the middle of the day
Pravda?!
it was supposed to come out before halloween, but it didn't, so it's costume themed and that's weird
next theme is "I'm a pretty, 'pretty', princess"
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA
Zora
had a weekend
did trivia as part of team Booth Couch
because a chair clearly isn't enough space for three people
spent most of Saturday in purgatory
aka that shopping center near the airport
but the Watchtower has curtains now
Sunday was work and booth and hair
Dillon
had a weekend
trivia night
great loads of fun
the questions are available somewhere
worked 9:00 AM to midnight on malloc
then booth on Sunday
Mike
had a weekend
started with trivia night
also spent a lot of time in purgatory
there's a place called Burgatory in purgatory
then there was a Sunday
basically their weekend was exactly the same as Zora's
(and no one was surprised)
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Corytelling Storillary Committee:
Ozzy
similar to The Dude Bird, but for Ozymandias
ad hoc Metaphors That Were Actually Used Committee
there are apples all over the ground rotting
something about oranges
Illustrious Journalist Collective
pictures and portraits coming alive
pulling real people into portraits, switching places
bad for everyone, since 2D people are blown apart in the 3D world and 3D people are crushed in the 2D world
Daniel John Kirby Nightmare In Dreamland Committee
Caroline had a dream where people were trying to kill her
She didn't want to be there, so she jumped up and down saying "wake up, wake up, wake up!"
then she realized she'd been doing it for a while and started worrying that it wouldn't work
then she woke up
Last Committee That Daniel John Kirby Will Ever Buy
failure
Time Travel Committee in conjunction with a bunch of other ones
today, Frieder will spend no more than $5 on committee related committees
Daniel John Kirby Nightmare In Dreamland Committee
JRAM had a surprisingly long dream, with lots of different members of the KBG
Daniel John Kirby Nightmare In Dreamland Committee
Oren had a dream that Ellen turned into an octopus and then woke up and was sad
Daniel John Kirby Nightmare In Dreamland Committee in conjunction with the Skyentology Committee
strange things happen when you fall asleep in mod bio
Daniel John Kirby Nightmare In Dreamland Committee nightmare, possibly in conjunction with the 50 Shades Of Xander
Drew keeps waking up with faded drawings on his hands and no memory of how they got there
Daniel John Kirby Nightmare In Dreamland Committee, in conjunction with the Dead Horse Committee
Yep
Daniel John Kirby Nightmare In Dreamland Committee, in conjunction with the Kirby and McGinnis Variety Hour
mcginnis had a dream where Sylvester Mccoy was in his class
Innovative Technologies Committee
lost track of some eagles
vaguely worried they're gonna take over the world
please report them if you see them
Skyentology Committee
step right up see the dream eagles!
Guild of Calamitous Intent
is proud to announce the opening of the eagle racing arena!
you can gamble
you can also participate, if you're short on cash
One Ring Committee
has the Innovative Technologies Committee been experimenting with reality convergence?
actual purpose of Daniel John Kirby Nightmare In Dreamland Committee:
something to do with him eating his enemies
Daniel John Kirby Nightmare In Dreamland Committee
Frieder ate a banana today
Daniel John Kirby Nightmare In Dreamland Committee
Wake up!
no, seriously, WAKE UP
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
when soemone comes to Oren with a problem, it's not his fault
NEW BUSINESS
Society Against the Wilhelm Scream: Marlena needs more varied screams
you could go to the library and use their sound effect CD collection
Xander's committees can also help
what kind of variation are you looking for?
stuff that doesn't sound silly
misappropriated Warm And Fuzzy Committee: will not be able to help
instead of screaming, why not just have the characters hold up a sign?
misappropriated Warm And Fuzzy Committee: could help produce the more varied screams with aid of matches
Warm And Fuzzy Committee: can absolutely help
if anyone wants to help marlena record screams...
please do
PASSES
$2 to Drew, disbanded
So You Find Yourself In A Horror Movie Committee: to dispense good advice if you find yourself in a horror movie
Moonarchy Committee: is always watching
ad hoc Cabin In The Woods Committee
"we should split up"
"yeah!"
"WHAT."
ad hoc Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf Committee: gnawing off your leg
it is very rarely the attractive girl
if you find yourself in times of trouble, please don't split the party
while setting fire to things may be the way everything ends up, it's also usually how the villain dies
so just set everything on fire
if you're in a horror movie and it's really scary, walk off the set
PASSES $2 to Frieder, the victim will chair
Actual Last Committee That Daniel John Will Ever Buy: $15
Adorable Assassinations Committee: probably not today, it's too cold today
dsisson only seconded for the purpose of making money for the KGB
FAILS
KGBeeples: create and record meeples for all of the KBG peoples
a meeple is usually a game piece, but it can also be a mini version of a person
like a drawing
misappropriated Innovative Technologies Committee: might be able to help out
how does this committee feel about sheeples
certainly approves of sheep meeples
but nothing else
FAILS
Skyemantics Committee: d-y-s-l-e-x-i-a
can we also work this way to cure peanut allergies
yes
really?
change name to "skyemall antics"
PASSES
motion to buy eforney a dog
she has one, its name is bubbles
what about one of those coin counter things
welcome
PASSES
$2 to Drew, disbanded
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for food for the event
PASSES
Wait, That's Gonna Be A Horror Movie? Committee: apparently they're making a horror movie where a man surgically transforms his roommate into a walrus. We can do better
is that based off a true story?
Not YET
is it set in TUSKany?
motion to do better
what are we transforming our roomates into
TWO walruses
Innovative Technologies Committee department of lawyers:
this is not a horror film, it is true facts
misappropriated Stuff That Goes Over The Freshmen's Head Committee: not much is going over the freshmen's head this meeting
$8 to Marlena, anyone who can report on weird genre movie titles
KGBeatbox: boots and cats and boots and cats and
Skyentology: objects, as beatboxing was outlawed in all places controled by Skyentology
take THAT, box
we gotta take these veggies to the market
Emilia, get the beet box!
how does this committee feel about drop box, seeing as it beat box
?
Suspicious Packages Committee: is worried
how does this committee feel about drop boat?
what
how does this committee feel about the moon?
it's responsible for the tides
beat boxers beat boxes by beat boxing
GLORIOUS Package Committee:
how dare you beat box
PASSES
$4 to Oren, he will chair and will ammend further chairs later based on audition
Committee To Buy The KGB A Sheep: it's a baaaaaaad idea
replace all instances of "sheep" with "yacht"
FAILS
there is actually a Committee To Find Or Build jbonning A Llama
Skyentology Committee: on the island, they have been cloning sheep for years
replace "buy" with "draw" in name
FAILS
motion to draw a sheep anyway
PASSES
how does this committee feel about Settlers of Catan?
yeah
how does this committee feel about buying sheep cheese?
it's a gouda idea
Xander made a Zelda reference
Corytelling Storillery Committee:
bubbles's family owned a white poodle
his mom walked him to the bus stop with the poodle
other kids, twins, would run away shouting "sheeeeeeeep"
change all instances of "sheep" to "yacht" and all instances of "baaaaaad" to "good"
FAILS
Skyentology Committee: whatever you want, buy it from us
she didn't get an intership
ad hoc It's Already Too Late Committee: that's the last time Xander will explain a reference this year
PASSES
$3 to Frieder, he and JRAM will chair
Broetry Committee: to introduce classic poetry to the KGB with modern, bro friednly twist
two broads diverged in a yellow wood
AND?
I went to a kegger instead
does this committee know anything about Proseidon, king of the Brocean?
there have been many poems written about Broseidon
er, broems
how does this committee feel about brose?
it's okay
we're getting broverloaded
PASSES
$5 to McGinnis, disbanded
UNIVERSE SAYS NO Committee: I'm gonna go climbing OUCH
perpetual motion
how does this committee feel about the letter yes
to what letter does it correspond?
yes
no
please don't report too much around finals or job getting time
faster than light travel
Drew getting into classes next semester
Skye becoming an ECE
slower than light travel
entropy decreasing
entropy decreasing its prices
satisfying Korra finales
coping without alcohol
this committee has taken a dark turn
this committee failing
to drugs
FAILS
Subvert The Vert: to subvert the president's actions
the Ad Hoc Committee approves
creating this committee really is a strong motion
uh, in, yeah
motion to never change the name of this committee ever
FAILS
Committee For ccolombo's Fascination: you hold him I'll punch
change name to "to subvert"
PASSES
motion to pass committee no matter what Broman says
good luck
motion to remind Tim that if this committee goes on to an auction we get more money
motion to nominate Oren for the nobel prize in physics for discovering the strong antisecond
dilatory
a simple majority may overturn the decisions of the chair
who counts isn't specified
so what you're saying is: the body has a way to shut the whole thing down
motion to have all votes counted by an outside party and have that party be eforney
didn't look like 2/3 to Broman
motion for a role call vote
denied
motion to appeal the decision of the chair
motion to table whatever this is until next meeting
done
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
Find the Event
BH 237A, Friday, 7:00
exciting clues, exciting secrets
sweatshirts
order them before exec tomorrow
exec is at 6:30 on Tuesdays
that's when we're ordering them
$20 for members, $25 for nonmembers
google form on the fb page!
SCHMUCKS
Don't Worry, It's For Science Committee
would like to award the nobel prize to Oren for discovering the strong antisecond
puzzlehunt planning
A18A at 9:00 today
if you're interested in walking clockwise in maggie mo rotunda
talk to eforney after meeting
hi Frieder
research credit, real units,
probs science credit
talk to Xander?
if you're interested in free food and know 112, talk to Skye
It's happening, November 23rd, Doctor Who's 50th anniversery
it's being simulcast around the world at 2:50 EST
It's happening, November 22nd, the 50th aniversary of the assassination of JFK
