Minutes20130912

OFFICER REPORTS

   Mike
       had a weekend
       involved sleeping a lot on saturday because they didn't on friday
       and then studying on sunday

   Dillon
       had a weekend
       event, we sat on our asses
           played two rooms and a boom
           which was amazing
       so amazing he played it again on sunday
   
   Zora
       
   
   Marlena
       had a weekend
       mostly eating food and event and that thing is happening where she doesn't remember
       
   JRAM
       had a weekend
       took the putnam on saturday
       realized that half the schools he applied to hadn't received his GRE
       EVENT
           Geek eat
           WEDS 4:00 at black chairs
           let JRAM know if you're driving
           
   Caroline
       had a weekend
       started on friday and looked at all of her things in boxes and she moved in like two trips
       ANNOUNCEMENT
           she is resigning! because of a badly timed class
           Jcolmar is the new 1vp
   
   James
       had a weekend
       basically cut out of five different social engagements because of a take home final on how to maintain relationships
   
   Broman
       had a weekend sort of
       a lot of studying
       maybe
       has a lot of htings in the next 24 hours
       

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   time travel
       successful time compression
   
   ad hoc idk what committee this should go in
       probably oren's last meeting as a student here
       he thanks us
   
   ad hoc poss misap defectors
       where will oren be going?
           Iowa
   
   ad hoc cont. sadness
       frieder hopes to see us in the future
   
   kirby and mcginnis variety hour
       half success half fail
   
   snarky freshmen
       adds frieder
   
   sharky freshmen
       adds skye
   
   itty bitty kitty
       shelby adopted a kitten
           gabby the tabby
   
   skyentology
       sorry for the stuff falling from the sky
   
   instead of studying, broman wrote a press release
       and is reading it now
       no I am not writing it down
   
   ad hoc i wanted to be an astronaut when I was a child
       marlena wanted to do the floaty thing
   
   inov tech
       we're working on that kind of geosynchronous orbit

OLD BUSINESS

   The Thing!
       not being 1vp anymore and finals are not carolines fault

NEW BUSINESS

   motion to create a standing rule that ontario shall refer to PHA18*
       we'll just lack a reference to ontario
       the * is a wildcard to a, b, or c
       so does this mena the girlfriedn lives in A18*
       motion to change all ontario to toronto
           so that Tom Ford can be the mayor
       PASSES
   
   when i was a kid all i had to play with was a stick and some dirt: to find interesting stuff to do with this stick
       change and some dirt to and some chalk
           passes
       yoga and fighting are the same thing
       motion to place quote marks around stick
           FAILS
       ad hoc very bad ideas: so ccolombo thought of making everybody wheat and making that the scyth
           but no
           bad idea
       motion to knight the new first veep
           out of order
       $2 to frieder, whoever holds the talking stick will chair
   
   order of out: out to be of order
       change name to out of order
           passes
       how does this committee feel about that sign in the number garden
           pretty good
       we share joke we are friends now
       oren said a thing, all eforney heard was butt out
       $13 to mcginnis, he and this gentleman and the current president
           I don't know who he gestured to sorry
   
   motion to night the first veep
       how does he feel about this?
           eh
       what comes with the nighting privileges?
           nighthood
       the committee to be a troll and collaborate with the recsec: success
       frieder is gonna be Broman
           he's growing up
       does he get a squire?
           only if the motion passes
       also all of this is dilatory
       will he get a squirrel?
       is mayonaise an instrument?
   
   motion to create the committee to get us back into the discussion of something proper: being fulfilled at this very moment
       change all proper to vulgar
           passes
       motion to replace the name of this committee with the name of this committee
           dilatory
           thank you
       PASSES I guess
       $5 to mcginnis, he and eforney will chair
   
   hypnosis: to pay marlena's college tuition
       frieder will pay her college tuition
       rory hears we'll all be paying marlena's tuition
       wake up! wake up now!
       change name to hip hop nosis
           passes
       hypnosis isn't a tm
       motion to cloture
           passes
           the question has been called
       PASSES
       $6 to marlena, whoever pays her tuition will chair (in this case her parents and the govt)
   
   metritization of seconds: to quantify how strong a second is
       antistone
       stuart's gonna slug you fro that pun
       does this mean a minute is equal to a strong second?
           no
       ad hoc advocates of base twelve: displeased with this motion
       skyentology: hasn't been using SI units for years
       motion to switch kgb to the imperial system
           dilatory
       motion to change kgb's system to one invented by us, in which we measure a foot based on the current pres's foot
           no
       motion to change SI to soviet units?
           we don't have that power
       motion to reflect on the fact that we're having a discussion about which type of units is better
           dilatory, but successful
       FAILS

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       Geek Eat, meet at 4:00 at the black chairs
       bring cash
   
   sweatshirts'll be here at the beginning of next semester

SCHMUCKS

we are now in purple