Minutes20131612
ZORA WAS MISSING SO THESE ARE MADE BY *afrieder and *mwoolford
Frieder's Seconds from December 16, 2013
Officer Reports:
Broman:
Had a weekend
Done with everything
Needs to grade
Had a time
Got an email
Still wants a job
Finals week, can't talk, no time
Chicago
Confusion and bad timing
Tag, you're it
Doesn't want a job
Colmar:
Had a weekend
Dan knows nothing
Oren moved out
It's a thing
I'm missing
New people!!
Mini Forney:
English, Ohio, Goes to Ohio State
JRAM:
Had a weekend
Play Magic on Sunday
We don't have an event:
None. What did you expect?
Marlena:
Had a weekend
Tried to care.
REALLY tried to care.
Took an exam
Zora:
Dillon:
Had a weekend
Ate too much food
Tried to care
Day is going to be terrible
So many midterms (finals?)
Mike:
Had a weekend
Zora did not see Frieder
Studied
Nobody's going to pass
Committee Reports:
Broetry Committee:
Something something Blackbird.
No, I'm not writing it.
Free Food Committee:
Frieder's awesome
Daniel John Secret Southerner Committee:
Girlfriend's truck is larger than his truck
Birthday Committee:
Frosty is one year older
Daniel John is so FUll of Himself Committee:
Daniel John's birthday is soon
Marlena's birthday is soon
Committee to teach you all yoga:
Dead man's pose looks like a dead man
Committee Committee:
Committee Report
The Last Committee Daniel John will Ever Buy:
Success or Failure. I don't know. I'm not the Rec Sec.
Innovate Tech. Committee:
VACATION!
Daniel John is So Stupid Committee?:
Horrible movies are horrible
Random Facts Committee:
Fireplaces have classical music. crackling, christmas music, stuff happens
Just email it to Stuart
Old Business:
The Thing:
Travel delays are not Caroline's fault
New Business:
Motion to create the War on Christmas Memorial Committee:
Honor veterans of the war on Christmas
Not racist, obsessed with Christmas
Santa Claus is white. Biological fact.
Ad Hoc Judaism Committee reports support
PASSES
$3 to Daniel John, Bill O'Reilly will chair
Motion to create the Carbohydrate Santa Claus Committee:
Sneak into kitchens, place bagels
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
PASSES
$1 to McGuiness,
Motion to create the Free Food Committee:
Redistribute Food
Chocolate -> Marlena
Now Free Food Distribution Committee
Now Glorious Free Food Distribtuion Committee
Now Democratic Glorious People's Free Food Distribution of the Revolution
Thanks Obama Committee
Now Glorious Free Food Distribution Committee
Now Democratic People's Glorious Free Food Distribution Committee
Committee to test the Rec Sec:
Success/Failure?
PASSES
$3 to Frieder, he will chair
Motion to create the Committee of Life:
I ask myself that everyday
Now Conways Committee of Life
Committee was contemplated. WAKE UP.
We don't know where MMA16 is.
PASSES
$2 to Frieder, he will chair
Motion to create the Committee to Help the Disabled:
Yeah pretty much that
Purpose now Tasteless jokes
ABSTAINS (PASSES)
$1 to McGuiness, he'll tell us later
Motion to create the RecSecRespect Committee:
I have tasted their pain and it tastes like broccoli
Now RectSectRespect Committee
Purpose now Destroy small religious groups
Now ReckSeckRespk Committee
Daniel John has poor peripheral vision
Committee to Inappopriately Discuss Elections in the Fall:
Hahahahaha (points to Frieder)
PASSES
$1 to McGuiness, all cult leaders will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Colmar is 1VP
SCHMUCKS:
Vote for Frieder for RecSec Merry Christmas Happy Holidays Daniel John is lonely
We are now in purple
Mwoolford's minutes:
Minutes for the KGB secret meeting:
Broman. Weekend. Had. Done with things. Now he's telling a story. I'm sure its important. Its about jobs. So yeah important.
Jcolmar missing in action. Daniel John Kirby stepping in. Things stuff. Rambling. NEW PEOPLE: Bree Forney little sister to Eforney -English Major -Ohio State - uniteresting fact -From Ohio
Jram also MIA, skittles stepping in: He said things.
NO EVENT:
Marlena Not MIA, Marlena stepping in. NOT CARING.
Zora MIA frieder stepping in. Frieder didn't see zora, Confirmed with Mike that frieder in fact didn't see Zora
DILLON: WEEKEND. CAPSLOCK. Meger sums were aquired
Comitee Reports: Eye of the Blackbird with Commentary by Eforny
Frider more than less free food.
Secret southerner commitee reports failure: Tanya drives a bigger truck than me.
More comitee reports about b-days
Dead man yoga pose
Something about pnoies and money
PTRP IS THE WORST
Digital Fire Has Been Obtained. Sucess.
Fire is actually Porno. No questions please.
Old Business: Travel delays not her fault this week. Everything else is.
New Business: We made comittees. Yay War on Christmas Bagel Fairy DEMOCRATICE PEOPLES GLORIOUS REDISTROBUTION FREE FOOD COMITEE Conway's Comitee of Life Comitee to Help the Disabled - Tasteless Jokes
Frieder is also taking minutes much more seriously. So now I can say what I want. I herby declare that this document is an official document of the KGB. This now standing means that important values have been changed in our life. These sentences mean nothing. If you are still reading this look for the Ilustrious Journalist Comitee. They have an important message from you to your future self. After that continue on your quest by finding the great Squid of Abstention. The Squid will tell your family all your embarasing moments. This is for your own good. This message was sponcered by the Innovative Technologies Comitee
