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OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
Had a weekend
kgb does not accept late work
James
had a weekend
promised he'd get his work done on saturday
by hte end of the day had beaten ac4
set the tone for the rest of the weekend
new people
J, physics (currently) maybe CS, philly area, usually wears almost always black
JRAM
had a weekend
fair amount of work and grading
saw the pixies
EVENT
UPA
friday, 7:00, MMA14
auction yourself off for 6 hrs or bid on people
please send us blurbs! exec@cmukgb.org
maybe also send them to jrettere@andrew.cmu.edu
useful things:
DMing, car, can computer, making things, drawing things, public performance, have limbs, not have limbs
lots of other things
Marlena
had a weekend
went to ETC on Friday
didn't move from that building for over 48 hours
it was really fun and ended up kind of pretty!
got maybe 10 hours of sleep
Zora
had a weekend
Boothed! Successfully!
Also cut off all Mike's hair
Dillon
had a weekend
sat down with all his books
watched the first three seasons of archer
Mike
had a weekend
got violently ill on friday after booth
saturday happened, sort of
no longer has hair
it's cold
their hat is missing
did all their other homework on sunday, instead of the lab report
COMMITTEE REPORTS
committee to teach you al sign language
winter and very cold are the same
real actual otp
self awareness x tumblrs privacy policy
illust journalists
a guy died
someone was arrested
policework is a waste of time
someone hates their kid
that was nice
unillust journalists
a guy walked into a store, bought somehting, and left
shit i read in the tartan
excessive noise from partying in the piano room
exotic dancers had been hired
ad hoc supply and demand
if you're the only person with a sleeping bag at a hackathon people are jealous
kgb marrionette
the recsec is immune suckers
war on christmas
332 days until it can report again
skyentology
"if you're cold, wear more clothes" --someone in florida
ad hoc broetry and storytelling committee
"The Broad Not Taken (at least, not the way I would have liked)" Brobert Frost and eforney
this poem is DIRTY
ad hoc imagination
MY EYES
ad hoc help i'm trapped under a table
that
ad hoc ubiquitous poster
you're not here because you fart
real actual otp
request report from illustjournalist in conj with inap and accurate musical acompanyment
xander bagpipe solo
real actual otp
request report from calam and seafood
...xander bagpipe solo
and the guild of calam would like to report
different solo
ad hoc reccomended tumblr
peoplescanningqrcodes exists and contains no posts
innov tech
open apps for summer internsips
wants an intern to stand next the xerox machine
there's someone watching us, we need an intern to watch them back
also coffee. sleep's not allowed
ad hoc skye needs a job
scp
needs interns to fill in class d personality list
so are you saying you want the d
ad hoc natures most horrendous outputs
fish called sarcastic fringe head
it's scary
its mouth looks like it's got a vagina
ad hoc sarcastic fringe head
sure that sounds like a great fish
ad hoc aww
awwwwwwww
dkirby is so full of himself
can get two free bottles of coke
illust journalist
nightvale is having a live show on the 26th of march
apparently it's 21 and up????
OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
you pansies not handling the cold is not carolines fault
but her not being able to handle the cold is her fault
NEW BUSINESS
if i can't see you you can't see me: if you close your eyes the cold can't see you
the cold is more afraid of you than you are of it
maija made an obscure joke
innov tech: the weather machine's not broken. we swear
skyentology: yes it is
but what will happen on the day AFTER tomorrow
the operator of the weather machine is an alcoholic and he's doing the BEST HE CAN
winter is coming: tonight will be much worse
bike collective: fuck
puzzlehunt: but we fixed it!
skyentology: there are some things going on in the sky(e) that just can't be fixed
don't comb thin hair when it's icy
xander grew beardcicles
dkirby is so full of himself: both of those things happened to him
PASSES
$2 to frieder, jram and frieder
adam liebowitz memorial dad joke: dad jokes
you know why there weren't color photos before the 50s or 60s?
that's because there WASN'T COLOR
hi dad can we talk?
yes son
dad I'm gay
hi gay I'm dad
crimean war was the first war on crime
every time i turn on the tv they say you're watching channel 7, how do they know?
guys this is the DAD jokes committee not the BAD jokes committee
change dad to bad
fails
ad hoc stupid history: approves
eforney's dad's favorite show is the deadliest catch (dadliest catch)
as xander's allfather used to tell him
SON YOU ARE A STRANGE SMALL FISH
that's cute and no
if i ever get a dog I'm gonna call it leroy brown so when it poops on the carpet I can say "bad Leroy Brown, Bad"
bubbles says "I am the dadliest catch"
PASSES
$5 to mcginnis, anyone who is amused by dad jokes
well I'm not a ____ committee: to add a disclaimer to the start of something
i'm nto a plumber but if your boyfriend has syphillis you should get checked out
dammit jim i'm a doctor not a ____
i'm not a racist but statistically white collar crime is perpitrated by one race
dammit jim I'm not a doctor well I am a doctor but not the kind that helps people
change ____ to "racist butt"
passes
I'm not an amnesiac but
I'm not a web developer but I really want to see my dog on the front page and it's like he's speaking to you
i'm not your dad but look into your heart and you know it to be true
PASSES
$8 to maija, anyone who isn't a ____ butt
experimental cryofashion: that's an ice outfit you're wearing
the cold never bothered me anyway
sometimes awesome things are real: ice 9 is an actual thing
it you're wearing jeans that are too long, they'll snap off when they freeze
maija suggests leggings and skirts
throw liquid nitrogen at fire
and also the liquid oxygen condensation
the floor water is too hard to drink
newly dead scientist: success
ad hoc kind of girl who doesn't own leggings: what?
ad hoc kind of guy who doesn't own jeans: what
PASSES
$3 to mike, james and anyone else's hair who freezes
calling out references: this is a reference to a comment that broman made earlier in a kgb meeting
the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club
xkcd reference
$5 to drew, anyone who can successfully call out references
motion to change all mentions of 3 in auctions to thrieder
dilatory
motion to create a standing rule that thrieder will mean 3 in auctions
IT'S A GOOD IDEA
PASSES
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for food for the event
PASSES
i don't wuite remember the lyrics: to start singing the song, forget some of the lyrics but keep going on anyway because you're pretty good at meter
welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games, we're running out of fun and we're running out of games
CRAZY TRAIN
STREETLIGHTS, STREETLIGHTS, SOMEWHERE IN STREETLIGHTSSSSSSS
misap misheard song lyrics: approves
multilinguist committee: aaaaaaa maybe the grammar's wrong
trust me i'm an engineer, I know what this thing's doing here, wait no
PASSES
$4 to drew, everyone who shows up at the next karaoke night
kgb should never sing again in meetings: yeah pretty much that
kgb rocks the 80s is missing its keyboard
could you repeat that in song would like to request the purpose again
no
PASSES
$4 to drew, disbanded
dgr committee: make making it interesting more interesting
dgr means different things depending on the event
dept of gambling ???
dept of good resumes
dept of gold records
PASSES
$6 to james, he and anyone who doesn't have a huge debt of comrade points
keep those artists in line: tread the fine line between getting artists to collaborate and realizing that artists have FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
so there drew was, watching porn in cluster
because it's art
so there eforney was, animating porn in cluster
booth chairs: AAAAAAAAAA
so there jram was, making elaborate wood carvings of porn in cluster
so there maija was, writing porn in cluster
so there was kgb, making a porno in cluster
so there eforney was, participating in porn out of kesden's reach in cluster
PASSES
$3 to marlena, anyone who's had direction of artists
dirty disney: frozen
you can't marry a man you just met
frozen is actually pretty decent, but it's not the best disney movie
maybe you should go see it
passes
$2 to drew, everyone who's seen frozen will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
UPA
friday maggie mo A14, 7:00
dress classy if you want
booth
meetings are starting!
sweatshirts
talk to dillon after the meeting
SCHMUCKS
puzzlehunt cmu
march 2nd
teams of 5
it's zombie themed
game creation society
there's an event! starting on projects this semsester
go to gamecreation.org
frieder has never lost a puzzlehunt
sigbovik is on april 1st
google it
it's named after harry q bovik, who was registered at cmu for YEARS
remember that thing that xander said about nightvale
yeah reminding you of that
we are now in purple
