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OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
on friday probably went to the kgb event
which was gbgc? no. bitterness party?
did something on saturday, then stayed up really late instead of going to bed
on sunday procrastinated homework
that actually could have been tim broman's report
James
had a weekend
did too much and didn't do enough
then went to class
new people
michael, cs, 20 min north of pgh, has a ponytail
steps down as chair
JRAM
had a weekend
did work
violated one of his deepest ethical principles by buing long pants
EVENT
CTFWS
friday, 7:00, DH 2315
steps down as chair
Marlena
had a weekend
working
taught some people how to play an rpg
stayed inside and did work
congratulated self on finishing work by 11:30
rewarded self by staying up late and drinking wine and reading
steps down as chair
Zora
had a weekend
started with the event, where we did indeed act our age
then a build! Which was not well attended, but was productive.
then CONSTRUCTION JUNCTION which is like a booth chair's playground
we bought a countertop
then sunday, which was work
steps down as chair
Dillon
had a weekend
and by that he means he had absolutely no weekend because pennapps
got a total of 6hrs of sleep b/w friday morning and sunday night
steps down as chair
Mike
had a weekend
went to be bitterness party
the only way they can write an essay is by not sleeping
was sitting in lab and failed to comprehend absolutely anything
construction junction was before that
they had two church podiums on sale
we could have bought a podium
steps down as chair
Chair goes to Frieder!
COMMITTEE REPORTS
suspicious package
obtained one
committee to assassinate pres
probable success
dkirby secret southerner
god's gonna get rid of the snow
winter is coming in conj with misap dkirby
saw an entire flock of robins
this is the only week that's predicted to be below 40 degrees in the next 6
committee for ccolombo's fascination
success
frieder looks so suspicious
poss misap boooooth in conj ad hoc making 2 booths
painting with frozen paint not wise
innov tech
man who was running the weather machine was fired
we never hired anyone else so he just kept working
go to mike if you want a job
timetravel
apologizes for slight oversight
they brought frieder back too far
ad hoc that penny you just picked up was just in the applesauce
that penny you just picked up was just in the applesauce
actually it was matzo ball soup
ad hoc that penny you just picked up was just in the "applesauce"
you don't want to know where that penny was
ad hoc toss the helix fossil
failure
ad hoc toss the moonstone
success
illust journalist--
the streets have disappeared
the rats have come
I think it's rhyming
this is pretty
warm and fuzzy
think about puppies
ad hoc i need my momma
eforney is our momma
caroline misses her
taxidermy
try not to think about puppies
we hope you're proud of yourself
you'll learn
Broman returns frieder's reign is over
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
sleep deprevation is not mike's fault this week
that's a lie
NEW BUSINESS
ad hockey: every committee could be better if we added hockey
replace all hockey with pockey
only if it's the strawberry kind
passes
weeaboo, weeaboo
change all pockey to curling
only if it's the strawberry kind
passes
motion to change the uniforms to the norwegian ones from last time
passes
motion to take a minute to appreciate the norwegian curling team's pants
it's a privelaged motion
fails
passes
$2 to frieder, every curling player ever
adult children: to find places like construction junction that are more dangerous than you would want to have around kids, but still fun
isn't this redundant with the kgb
time travel committee apologises for the momentary nonexistance of the timetravel committee
passes
$2 to xander, disbanded
winter is ending: to really really believe the weather predictions for the next six week, and really believe this is the last week of winter
skyentology: what do you mean you fired bob?!
ad hoc grrm: winter barely came already
astrological and meteorological winter are different things
what about how grrm defines winter?
the period of time between books
this would be relevant if all of us weren't killed off in the last book
passes
$3 to maija, people who like winter will chair
buttsight is 20 20: replacing hind with butt sounded a lot funnier in steven's head
change butt with cloud
this is an xkcd reference
there's an actual chrome extension that someone made off it
wank wank reference wank
passes
$2 to frieder, anyone who can't see
once and future president: to turn frieder into a goat
request report from calling out references
merlin turned arthur into several animals to teach him a lesson
none of them was a goat
but each was to teach a specific lesson
frieder could learn a lot from being a goat
passes
$3 to maija, people who are capable of the purpose
enthusiasm: anger. and high voting.
XANDER IS YELLING
friendly
ad hoc keepers of the portal
very happy to have closed the door
highest committee this year was $100
BILLY MAYS HERE ADVOCATING STORING ALL YOUR FILES IN THE BUTT
it's called file repository
point of info: do you mean 2014 or the academic year
the academic year
also it went to mcginnis
does anyone have mre than five jobs?
PASSES
$27 to drew, jwatzman will chair
ad hoc tasty stuff
would like to nominate muddy buddies
no nominations aren't open yet
motion to append to the kgb dictionary a space
fails for lack of a second
it's funny because caroline's on the om nom nom committeee
point of whatever: is this appending a physical space or what?
didn't this fail
motion to add a space to the end of the name of the kgb dictionary
is this space constantly expanding
is this space a non breaking space or a breaking space
it's the ascii character
dad, are you space?
motion to table indefinitely
dilatory
space is tooooo big
yep
motion to make space smaller
out of order
passes
kgb arms and armour: to arm and or armour members of the kgb
request report from sergeant with arms
xander is the only person who's part of any armed forces
dkirby secret southerner: success
does this committee have models on which it builds its armour?
does this committee have a right to its bear arms?
motion to add an "h" to the nouns in the name
fails
change all arm to legs
fails
i have a big head and little arms
passes
$7 to maija, arms and or armours
cs trinity: to make those three people with cs jobs feel guilty and give us more money
that sounds a lot like communism
steven approves
what's your opinion on extortion
the chair must remain impartial on all discussion
change all "cs" to "cee ess"
fails
replace "cs" with "css"
fails
change all "cs" to "csi"
passes
this doesn't seem like a crime scene yet
change all csi to csi miami
only if they move to miami
this means that the name changes if they all move to miami
passes
$65 to teisenbe, disbanded
is this film club?
committee that refuese to be bribed, wink: we will not be bribed, wink
change all wink with blink
passes
change name to sochi committee
passes
append astrisk to end of name
passes
change name to mochi* committee
passes
passes
$7 to mcginnis, disbanded
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squid committee: it we collect all the power of the squids, we can pass anything
the squids are free you can't tame them
counterpoint, hawks are awesome
PASSES
$2 to mike, skittles will chair, when we free him
calimartyr: to remember all the squids who have sacrificed their time and lives to support robert's rules of order
mike is personally opposed because they're allergic to shellfish
squids aren't shellfish
mike don't you think that's a little shelfish of you
no it's a big shellfish
passes, $3 to jwatzman, he shall chair
motion create flappy squid, the game
dilatory
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for hte event
passes
motion to add squid to the category of shellfish
it's a good idea
passes
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
ctfws
friday at 7
judges meetings 5:30 today in here, 4:30 thursday in dh 1217
you should come if you want to be a judge
it's required if you haven't judged before
weds through fri we're tabling
we need help with it
there will be flyers and flags that people bring back
we need people from 1:30 to 6:00 on weds, and 9:00 to 6:00 the other days
sign up via facebook guys
clothes
they are here, there are extras
there may also be ctfws tshirts there
$10 for members $15 for non
Booth!
There are construction builds EVERY WEEK at noon, in the Kage. This does not change.
There are also art builds starting this week in the Kage at 5:30!
Priming will occur at all builds because we need to prime real bad
wear paintable clothes
pay dillon
SCHMUCKS
second seagull second
what did you just say to me?
fuck
where the fuck did bubbles come from
we are now in purple
