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EXEC REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
started with improv night
which was fab
some people went to half price and gossipped about half price
(none of nomcom shhhhh)
saturday was puzzlehunt
fun with frustration
played bonanza
german for bean anza
included much shouting
sunday procrastinated on work for a long time, well into the late hours of the morning
James
had a weekend
started with puzzlehunt
timezones look like congressional districts
has a lazer wooden pog thing
games at glisson
then a star wars game where their wookie got his other arm cut off
JRAM
had a weekend
on friday dealt cocaigne and explored the dark side of the monster truck business
aka improv
on saturday there was puzzlehunt
pretty fun
was one of the only team to solve a puzzle
sunday did work
EVENT
gbgc
you should only enter the room through an upsidedown reverse direction
PH A18*, 7:00, Friday
there will be an ouija board
Marlena
had a weekend
flown out to microsoft
got an offer!
very jetlagged
oh god 210
Zora
Dillon
had a weekend
helped run puzzlehunt
spent a lot of time sitting in a room not panicking
then sitting in a room panicking
sunday was build
Mike
had a weekend
started with improv
many shenanigans
puzzlehunt
then booth
and that was the weekend
COMMITTEE REPORTS
ad hoc antijetlag
has to be up at 6:00 in the morning? oh, you mean 10:00
how did that math work out for you
committee to not assassinate the president
success
ad hoc conditional dyslexic
REVERSE
misap ad hoc
nest of baby hawks on hammerschlag
innov tech
look, dry ice!
it's really cold
skyentology
has a serious problem with people stealing their cocaine
illust journalist
...send your taxes in?
martin freeman memorial committee
oh, my lips are so chapped
misap time travel
in europe, in the elizabethan era
each of three calenders said that april 15 was on a different day
you could travel in time by traveling through space
misap alcoholist
it's okay that it's monday, we're celebrating
booth committee
order tshirts! design has been decided.
fill out the midway release forms! you HAVE TO fill them out to work on midway
zora will post the form again, as well as the times for when you can pick the wristbands up
we need people for midway watch and booth watch shifts
don't show up drunk, don't be late
nomcom
nominations
dillon for treasurer
dillon for 2vp
shelby (tentatively, she needs to confirm to the recsec) for treasurer
mike retracts 1vp
stuart retracts 2vp
dillon for 2vp
steven for 1vp
blurbs
you should write a blurb about why you're great!
send them to nom com or exec
no pun intended
shark attacks, lobster defends
alcoholist
whisky sours at PHI are cheap and delicious
i love you parents but
james's dad and some other guys won a bar fight against an entire hockey team
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
booth panic is not skye's fault
NEW BUSINESS
committee for friederian sciences: [REDACTED]
motion to redact the purpose of this committee from the minutes
dividing by zero
dkirby everything: growing wary of the proliferation of committees that contain KGB member's names
james is skeptical of the motive of this
motion to move to the northeast corner of the US
it's a MAINE motion
if we redact the purpose, how will we know what the committee is for?
we won't anyway, zora forgot
passes
change all friederian to freudian
passes
change all freudian to freudairian
passes
motion to redact the second to last decision of the chair
motion to go deeper
fails
fails
motion to change purpose to boats boats boats
passes
motion to redact all of the purpose and all of the motions to change the purpose in the minutes
fun fact: out of order
point of order: it requires a written amendment to redact anything from the minutes
apparently it doesn't
motion to make the mascot of this committee the ptaREDACTyl
passes
eforney's gonna draw it
passes
$7 to mike, frieder and mike and the innov tech
motion to allocate $60 to get one of those big rainbow parachutes from elementary school
how much do those actually cost?
24ft ones cost about $60, smaller ones cost $30-$40
how many of us could fit under one of those?
a lot
if we dipped it in fireproofing, could we make it part of our booth?
theoretically
ethan would like to point out that with all the support, this might actually BE a good idea
motion to postpone this discussion until next meeting
we could do that keeping students not stressed thing
PASSES
motion to allocate $10 to buy steven lunch today
point of info: drew literally just ate lunch
that is not a point of info
fails
lunch is serious business: to discuss the serious business of the identity of lunch
i butchered the math words and I /do not care/
motion to have a serious business lunch
motion to add the definition of lunch to the official KGB dictionary
out of order
...our dictionary doesn't have definitions
motion to change all "lunch" to "elevenses"
fails
in america, elevenses used to be a midmorning whiskey break
...used to be?
PASSES
$4 to Al, he and anyone else who knows what lunch really is
motion to add the word lunch to the official kgb dictionary in the 2nd to last position
point of info: what is the official kgb dictionary right now?
we'll put it on the board
point of unrelated info: if forney got a phonecall from a 14 digit number, should she call it back?
it might be from another country so
dillon will look it up
they're talking about the meaning of "outbroman'd"
it means to out-ruleswank broman
if we were to add a definition for lunch, what would it be?
that's the purpose of the lunch is serious business committee
motion to include lunch between "second" and "fuck"
what's the smallest subset of the english dictionary from which you can construct all other words?
PASSES
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
passes
point of order: technically JRAM only asked for money for supplies for the event
so the supplies could be a rainbow parachute
motion to create a new standing rule to say "point of inquiry" instead of "point of information" when asking a question
motion to change the motion so that to ask a question you say "point of inquiry" OR "point of info"
passes
motion to table
fails
fails
foreign films critique: to scroll through all the movies on your airplane, decide that that weird japanese one is the best thing to go with, and then getting weirdly intrigued by the subplots
change name to foreign films critic critique
passes
what foreign japanese film was marlena watching on a plane?
the apology king
about the sacred japanese art of when you bow on the floor and say I'M REALLY REALLY FUCKING SORRY PLEASE DON'T KILL ME
daywatch is surprisingly good
how many snakes were in the movie and thus on marlena's plane
like three
was the guy who just came in looking for film club?
ems training
damn it
dkirby also watched a movie on a plane
the door
wow, no
was there a guy named steve on the plane with dan
...probably?
PASSES
$5 to mcginnis, people who have ever watched japanese films
rashomon: wait what was the committe name again?
change name to "twitch plays rashomon"
fails
that's that russian composer guy right
no you're thinking of the guy they kept trying to kill
mike's dad got a root canal
instead of anesthetic, they gave him a drug that just made you forget everything since you took the drug when it wears off
dillon has taken that
passes
$3 to drew, anyone with memories will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
event
GBGC
bring games
ph a18*
7:00
friday
we're bringing a ouija board
booth!
buy tshirts
sign up for midway shifts
sign the waiver
you can do it on bromans comp on the computer
go to builds
nom com
write your blurbs!
email them to exec or nomcom
remember to pay the treasurer
SCHMUCKS
the Watchtower will have two rooms open this summer!
talk to mike (or zora or stuart)
a passage from the book of twisty passages
al is signing the porn anyway
steven needs a pc gaming controller
we are now in purple
