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EXEC REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
it was awesome
except for the part where he stayed up really late
badgers got into the final four
sister got into tufts!
got a job!
doesn't have to give a fuck about us anymore because he got a jobbbbb
James
is totally james
had a weekend
involved an excellent 10 and a half our nap
in another part of the weekend
probably went to cincinnati
hung out with awesome dad
JRAM
had a weekend
there was an event
also a three and a half hour game of magic
EVENT
move on
5:15 in the Kage
BE THERE
dinner at resnik with non booth chair members of exec at 4:30
Marlena
had a weekend
started by showing up really late to the event
then there was xfiles, then there was work, then there was xfiles, then there was work
vogel stood on a table and
Zora
had a weekend
Dillon
had a weekend
also an event
coup
Mike
had a weekend
cards against apples
strictly better than apples to apples
COMMITTEE REPORTS
dkirby nightmare in dreamland in conj with kirby and mcginnis variety hour
mcginnis had a v weird dream
there was a parallel universe
he thinks he's awake
committee for freudarian sciences
everyone think of your mother
committee for freudarian sciences
oh my god no
ad hoc things i learned on the internet
apparently you can take a heat reading of your body and there are consistant changes in temperature with emotion
innov tech
had nothing to do with what's going on in the sky today
please talk to evil seafood league or skyentology
skyentology
something happened to the weeather machine
ad hoc shoddy construction
check out the shitty chair attachment
committee to teach you all sign language
in arabic the word for oranges is "bortugal" because
nomcom
zora for recsec
steven for 2vp
shelby for treas
stuart for s@a
booth
ad hoc committee that cares
new tv show?
arrow
true science facts
vegetarian meatballs are a thing
pgh natives
thank you for clarifying that badgers are basketball
SPORTS
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
move on and midway is not caroline's fault
resuming discussion of motion to allocate $50 for a parachute
exec is reccomending a motion that the allocation be derived from donations specifically for the parachute
like, y'all donate money
we're making a parachute fund
"farely substancial whimsy purchase"
not all the money would have to be donated today,
but if it's not raised by the end of the school year then the money would probably go into the kgb general fund
we're gonna call it $60 and then the rest can come out of the exec fund
can we move the deadline later into the summer?
no, we should be able to scrape the money together
can we move the deadline sooner so we can get it in time for the LDOC picnic?
eh
so we're setting the deadline to no EARLIER than the end of the school year
so we can buy it before that, but we can't decide not to buy it before that
PASSES
now we're discussing an allocation fund
pledging
jram $10
mcginnis $20
mari $10
mike $1
skye $1
frieder $3
steven $5
jay $1
glenn $2
eforney $1
caroline $1
dsisson $2
ellen $3
zora $3
DONE, with $63
vote to committ that money?
PASSES
we might not buy it until we get all the money, so pay
NEW BUSINESS
motion to allocate $500 for booth for build week
we probably won't use it all, but it'll be good to have in case for of needing supplies
KGB funds are fine
we absolutely do not expect to go through all of it
this is cheap comparitively!
we definitely need to purchase some caulk
also paint, 2x4s
PASSES
point of info: how were builds?
successful!
motion to allocate $320 for shirts
it'll all be paid back if people pay for their shirts
it's a good idea
PASSES
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $0
dilatory
tv science: to help scientists realize they've been doing it wrong all along and they should really be doing science as seen on TV
why are we pulling science out of the tv?
in the words of estelle: Look, the TV science says there's plot!
does this apply to computer science?
yes
my nuclear missile is programmed in HTML!
the US is good at four things: snowcrash reference
PASSES
$3 to Mike, anybody who does "real" science
tv seance: explore the potential of using ghosts to power consumer electronics
magic smoke
I see dead people!...in the weird classic tv that I watch
ever imagine that the ghosts that make the static on tv are the same ghosts that make your feet feel all crinkly
I am the box ghost!
PASSES
$2 to JRAM, every ghost or ghostbuster
committee to celebrate the exiting of the drunken march lion: to celebrate the coming of spring
people took naps out on the cut today
earlier the forcast for today was snowing
the origin of this sentence is that march is supposed to come in like a lion and out like a lamb
but really it comes in like a lion and out like a drunk lion that doesn't know when to leave
march comes in like a lion and then goes out on the town
march comes in like a wreckingball and I'm not cultural enough to finish this sentence
march comes in like a lion and out with one less julius caesar
march comes in like a lion and out like a lioff
PASSES
$2 to frieder, anyone who is a native of pgh or not a native of pgh
skyeties: mike woolford told me to
the skyentology committee is not just a puppet org right
well the innov tech is actually employed by them
they do the science
it's unfortunate
there was a simpsons episode where bart got replaced by a canary?
this committee reminds frieder of a doctor who episode where stuff happened and time travel
steven got DARK
this reminds forney of an episode of 3rd rock from the sun and how much forney misses thomas
FAILS
that reminds me of: there's a link there somewhere
this one time, at bandcamp
this remnds me of when we created the this reminds me of committee
this committee is recursive and no
this reminds me of the time skye tried to call the question
this reminds me of sky squid
this reminds me of nineteen dickety two
steven are you okay
what is happening
where am I
this reminds me of the summer of 1816 when it snowed
in june
that reminds me of last carnival when it snowed for a bit
that reminds me of the next comment
that reminds me of frieder's mother
PASSES
$2 to frieder
squid remix: to take songs but then remix them to be relevant to squid
going off the rails on a crazy squid
to the windowssss to the wall, the squid dripped down my balls
going off the squid on a crazy train
squidding off the rails on a crazy train
hot cross squid hot cross squid
three blind squids
mary had a little squid
twinkle twinkle littke squid
PASSES
$1 to mcginnis, squid will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
move on
friday, meet at 4:30 in resnik for dinner
definitely 5:15 in the kage
you'll need a wristband, fill out the waiver!
build on thursday
we'll buy the parachute thing
pay your debts!
SCHMUCKS
you should go to buggy on saturday of carnival!
apex's buggy hasn't broken yet
dillon's shirt looks like a sideview of a really lucious pie
there's some cool 3d chalk art outside the uc
puzzlehunt wrapup in wean 5304
discussing the past puzzlehunt!
no spoilers, you can come if you're not on staff
go catch pokemon on googlemaps
there are rooms in the watchtower for the summer! talk to mike
sigbovik at 5:00 tomorrow!
we are now in purple
