Minutes20140825

Marlena had a Summer Stuart was a monkey

   New People!
   Avi -- Philly, CogSci, 13 size shoes
   Chris - ECE, NYC, Jeans
   Maddie - IS, Q
   Chris - CS, Pittsburhg, tea
   Joseph - Omaha, CS, computers
   Joe - ECE, khakis
   Rajat - ECE, scissors
   Paul - CFA, NJ, Indian food

Mike had a summer with the pittsburgh weather machine and fell off a wall

   We have an event! 
        Friday, UC Black Chairs, 5:30 for Potluck on Flagstaff

Zora had a summer, Madison, ladders

   PRAVDA!!!!!

Skye had a Summer Dillon is not here -- Stuart is Dillon Frieder had a Summer -- he worked at a place

Reports from existing committees -- Innovative Technologies -- new vectors

   Sorry but their vectors dont have directions

Dan John Nightmare in Dreamland -- Spontaneous Shark Puns -- summer is finish Ad Hoc Spontaneous Mosquitos -- vectors with malaria The Skyentology Committee wants to fix everyones name The Committee to Rename Everyone Reece expresses disapproval The DJK committess fail The Xander isn't here today comittee -- did you know, erasers can be nunchucks The call committee would like to call The ad hoc shoe donation committee approves of shoes

    New New person!!!!!
        Brooke, attends King School of Law, lives in Peters Township, she sleeps

The spoke sign language committee is recruiting The ad hoc make you feel old committee reports 2008 was 6 years ago The committee of uncertainty would like to ummm uhhhh

Afalks has the thing

New Business -- Motion to create the committee to be created later this meeting Purpose: does the previous report make sense?

   Motion to table 
  Tabled!!!!!!!!!

Comittee to be created earlier this meeting Purpose: so it can be invocked as needed

   Motion to table
   Dilatory?
   Failed

Furniture committee Purpose: rep the chair and be table

   Motion to table this committee
   Dilator!
   Put it to bed
   Will this committee be created according to Ikeas directions ?
         Instructions? Yes!
   Opinion from char? I am a chair
   Motion sitting or lying down
   Led by a chair? Yes
   Standing desks     
   Vote! 
   $20 to Alex 
   Chaired by her and her mom

Motion to create the let's break the weather machine committee Purpose: to do nothing

   Zora has never spent the summer in pittsburgh, but they have between 2 lakes. But this summer: they were wrong. 
   Vote! 
   Passed -- Auction
   $5 to Mike
   Chaired by anyone whos not in Skyentology

Motion to create the Paper Airplane Engineering Committee Purpose: to instruct the KGB on all manner of proper paper airplanery and carry scissors

   Include materials other than paper? Eh, no
   The CColombo anti-aircraft committee disapproves greatly
   Vote!
   Passed
   $2 to Stuart
   Anyone who is a competent paper airplane manufacturer

Motion to establish a no-fly zone Dilatory

Motion to create the scissor cannon committee Purpose - anti-paper aircraft artillery

   (otherwise known as afalks fists)
   Vote!
   Passed
   $10 to Stefon
   Chaired by anyone who wants to....

Motion to create the pegleg committee Purpose: to find or rebuild Mike's leg **with Mike's leg attached

   Meerly find? Or also rebuild? 
   If we rebuild her, can we include a cybernetic eye? 
         In the leg? 
         Unfriendly
   Motion to append a scissor cannon to the leg? Friendly
   Motion to append Mike's leg
   Vote!
   Passed
   $2 to Mike
   Chaired by Skye

Motion to grant everyon in this room an honorary doctorate granted by the KGB Frieders in charge....

Motion to create the Mobius Strip Club Comittee Purpose: create one dimensional planes

   If this club were to find something good, would it issue those things seals of approval
   Vote!
   Passed
   $2 to Frieder
   Chaired by Frieder and others

Motion to create the "science" committee Purpose: throw oxygen at fire

   This has been children's fun fact science corner
   The misappropriated unnecessary quotation marks committee "strongly" "approves" 
   Vote
   Passed
   $6 to Stuart
   Chaired by any CS people in the room

Motion to create the Meaningless Semantics Committee: Staring Tim Broman Purpose: Zora needs an excuse to be Broman and not feel good about it

   Vote
   Passed
   $10 to Owen
   DISBANDED

Motion to create the obfuscated syntax committee Purpose: to defeat pearl and malbolge

   Vote
   Passed
   $2 to Afalk
         DISBANDED

Motion to create the meaningless semiotics committee Purpose: this is not a place of honor no great deed is committed here, this place is a message and part of a system of messages pay attention to it

   Vote
   Passed
   $4 to Owen
   Chaired by Yucko Mountain

Meaning of Life Committee Purpose: Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than being really really ridiculously good looking? and close to 42 {a wafer thin mint}

   Vote
   Passed
   $3 to Maddie
   Chaired by: Douglass Adams

Meaningless Semi four Committee Purpose: **Stuart dancing**

   Vote
   $4 to Stuart
   Chaired by anyone with 4 working limbs

• • Mike gets a doctorate of "Science"

"Computer" Science Committee Purpose: to build an AI to throw Oxygen at Fires

   Apollo 1 didn't work out though....
   Moment of Silence for BlockDude. Passed
   Vote 
   Passed
   $8 to maria
   Chaired: Jane

Pupetteering Committee Purpose: to put words n teh presidents mouth when they are not there

    Vote
    Passed
    $2 to Mike
   Chaired by them

Motion to not exceed $50 for supplies for the event

Real relevent announcements pertaining to the KGB: Event Friday UC Black Chairs 5:30