Minutes20140908

Marlena Had a Weekend -- UGT and Home

   She bellowed....

Stuart had a weekend -- underground tour!

   P1 OS

Mike had a weekend -- also started with the underground tour

   they enjoyed it...
   Sunday work death

Zora -- underground tour

   tour to food

Skye had a weekend

Dillon had a weekend

   UGT and OS

Frieder weekend was the underground tour

   and then didn't have a weekend

Committee Reports! 2VP forgot to announce event -- IT'S RUNNING JUMPING CLIMBNING TREES

   UC Black chairs at 6:30

Max Bid is a failure

Sam has the Thing! -- he's not at fault for Wean Catching Fire

Untable the 2VP forgot committee

   Since the committe has fulfilled its purpose, motion to table indefinately
         Been tabled

Committee to Stop Purpse: Hammer Time

   Hammer's Face?
   Hammer Sharks?
   Vote! 
   Abstain = passed
   $2 to Frieder
   Chaired by Frieder and all physics minors

Life without Archies Committee Wean Hall

   Vote! 
   Passed
   $1 to McGinnis
   Disbanded

2VP Forgot to report the event Purpose: so Mike can report

   Motion to table for 2 eons
         after about 20 minutes
          Vote!

Ruin Committees Committee Purpose: assasinate the 2VP

    Vote! 
   $3 to Frieder
   Chaired by anyone below the 2VP in sucession

Moving on to a boat committee purpose: mishear

   houseboats committee approves
   lonely island committee approves
   Boat!
   $2 to Dillon
   Chaired by any dropboat employees

The Real Actual Facts Committee Purpose: we only said one line "my name is alex"

    The sex geccos died    
    Vote!
   $2 to Frieder     
   Chaired by Frieder and the sex geccos

CtFwS Rules Committee Purpose: change the CtFwS

   Serious tag!!!!!!!!
   Discuss the blue things
   Sam to blue
   how do we join? poke mike to join
   Vote 
   $11 to Ed
   Mike shall chair

Exec Cover Up Committee Purpose: the future, not the past

   $1 to Frieder

Not to exceed $50 for this event

   Passes

Forgetful exec Purpose: Exec, get it together

   $2 to Frieder
   Charied by Frieder (he's on exec) 

^ That committee reports SUBMIT TO PRAVDA

Skye's computer is trash Purpose: to test the recsec

    but guys in the kgb its always Monday
    Vote!      
   $1 to McGinnis
   DISBANDED

Late Committee Reports Committee: if exec can forget it, so can the rest of us

   This is what the time travel committee is fpr
   the DJK nightmare in dreamland committee reports silliness from dan john
    Vote
    $2 to Mike
    Disbanded

The Forgetful Exec passes it off to Stuart

    Report: New People!!!!
         Connor Forney!!!!!!!!!!!!! ECE, Cincinati, male
         Sunny, ECE, India, 1.2 billion people

Have at it Committee Purpose: all changes made to the name and purpose will be friendly

    Vote!
    $3to Frieder
    Chaired Brian, himself

Late punchlines

    Get down tonight

Out of Order Race Conditions

    Subcommittee of itself
    If this committee is passed and disbanded, will they all be?
         Yes
     Vote!
   Failed!!!!

Salute the president

To be or not to be Has been named

   $1 to McGinnis
   Disbanded

Broken waterfountain committee Whatever could this sign on the waterfountain committee

   Append the crappy waterfountain the matsci wing in DH
   Vote!
   $1 to McGinnis
   Disbanded

Warning, incoming Mike Find a way to make keys not jangle

   Pockets? 
   Why carry keys when you can carry picks
   Vote!
    $1 to McGinnis
    Disbanded

KGB Soundprint Committee To create a sonic profile of every KGB member to identify them while moving

    Dillatory by the NSA
   Vote
   $1 to McGinnis
   Disbanded

Purple and Pho