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Officer Reports:
Marlena had a weekend; she made a pie and Ethan ate it
Stuart had a weekend; videogame night, toe socks, new people!
Justus -- CS, Hershey, Aive
Mike -- we have an event, movie night, Breed Hall and voting and movies and nonsense
Zora worked a lot
Skye is a disaster
Dillon had a weekend and didnt get much done
Frieder had a weekend-- netflix and such
DJK Nightmare in dreamland -- Steven fell off a building and died; the next day, steven fell off a wall The Committee to Assasinate the President has a report The DJK Nightmare in dreamland committee -- had a dream last night where sam mentioned president assasination Innovative Technologies Committee iinvented a molecule out of plastic. Isn't it great? Submit to Booth!
Joseph and Brian
We vote on Monday
Storytelling Committee has a report!
CMU IS HARD And that's ok
The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee The Time Travel Committee feels old.... The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee -- if you ever want to hold a cat, come do the thing
Old Business
Ed had the thing 30 seconds ago....
The stress is not Skye's Fault this week
Existential Crisis on Infinite Earth; sometimes I just want to fly or walk through walls but its never going to happen
Right after it, you have to haul ass to create other comics
It's great cause you're gonna die
Did you hear the capital letters click into place
Try the Molecule
$3 to Frieder
Anyone who reads comic books and has existential crises but not at the same time
Move like a crab; to swim like a crab because its fucking adorable I think eee
Did you know that there are giant crabs at the bottom of the ocean that heat everything in their path but because they're still a protected species because Russia is fucking stupid they're slowly taking over the north of the planet.
The Ad Hoc I'm from Maryland damnit committee is intrigued
The Ad Hoc I'm from VA damnit committee would like to ask Jeeves to Bring the Boat Around
The ad hoc no one would be surprised if I was from the depths of hell committee would like to tell you about how theres nothing so frustrating as a sea creature
$2 to Joe
The Ocean
The Conspicuous Memory Gaps; Don't you want to know the name?
Did we discuss this last meeting?
Questions been called
Failed
The Switchblade committee; switch places!
Everyone switches places....
Zander did things:
what the.... THings look different. Why does Bubbles look like Marlena? Why are none of exec the same?
MIKE HAS TAKEN OVER THE MNUTES HAHAHAHAHA
$3 to Zora
Exec shall chair
So I had a weekend; the rest of us want to participate
Frieder had a weekend
Literally everyone else, I dont' give a shit
Time Travel didn't have a weekend
Shadow Exec reports approval
$3 to Joe
Whoever can rememer the name
Animal Identification Committee; what is this? *Holds up a hippo* We know all the animals!
More of that
$3 to Stuart
Currenty looking at an animal they can't identify
Preimptive Murder Mystery Committee; to find out who wants to plan with witchcraft and sorcery and shit
Frieder and Dillon ..... Are at odds?
We vote people off the island after having thematically colored challenges
$2 to Zander
KGB Secret Police: 'redacted'
BOOOOOOOOOOOTH
Table?
It's a good idea
That failed
$35 to Zander
Zander, Frieder, Ed, Skye, Marlena, and one person who only
McCarthyism; i have a list of 12 names
Motion for a role cal interogation
Illustrious journalist collective -- makes up bullshit and scares people (we missed you zander)
I'm not a witch. I'm you
Stuart is Santa
$12 to Stuart
The 12 people on Stuart's list
No committee The pointers committee is confused. A lot of computer science jokes The Engineers committee is confused
$4 to Stuart
Stuart
The Michael Bay sound effects committee: *onomotopea* + lense flur + lense flare + lense flourish + space piranah plant + magic molecule
JJ Abrahms has been taked on, and a solar flare
Benedict Cumberbach casted
Coreographed leg swinging is a new olympic sport
$10 to Joe
The Molecule but not Frieder
WE HAVE AN EVENT Movie Night is happening on Friday!
