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Officer Reports
Marlena -- GAME STUFF and Zombies Stuff Stuart -- 2 booths and improv and had a weekend Mike -- is sick -- ACTS ITS AGE! Zora -- booth twice and shirt for booth there is so fucking much booth Skye -- Zombies Dillon -- KGB server FUCKING FINALLY Frieder -- work and procrastination is bad....
Committee Reports
Tim Broman Memorial Nerf Guns! I had a weekend -- wilderness first aid Cinematic suggestions -- documentary about hiking called mile mile and a half Curricular committee -- end of an error I failed to have a Saturday night -- no one came to ITR I can't find the letter J -- grandmother travelling in Europe Nominations Committee reports Shit I read in the Nat Rat Committee -- KGB infiltrated by Frightened actual KGB
Old Business
Dillon had the thing Steven has the thing -- tricking exec is not his fault
Trees In; root out the infiltrator
Root backwards is Toor To support, Eyks $7 to Stuart His comrades
Constitutional Revisionism; to ammend the bylaws because some of them suck
Tabled for 4 weeks
Figure out what to do with Frieder; UPA time
Make Frieder go by food Make Frieder dance Make Frieder talk in an elmo voice Make Frieder endorse Shelby for Treasurer Smallest increment of time that can be used is 1 hour $2 to Frieder Frieder
Schedule Coniption; for that moment when you're trying to take a class starting at 10:30am and 11:30 pm
A class conflicts with itself Antirequisite Conflicts in Qatar $1 to Stuart The people whose job it is to type in the times
Bugmars our comrades; that
Dumb puns The number 7? Radical $1 to Stuart Didn't bid
Just showerthoughts; never seen a commercial for Starbucks
Ciracha KGB This has been.... just unfunny $1 to Mari Showerthoughts
Ad hoc; ad hoc
$1 to Frieder Disbanded
Add hawk; add hawks
Hawks are awesome Eagles are also welcome Ka-caw Coin with hawk on the back? $1 to Stuart Hawk debts
Allocation for $50 for this weeks event
Adventures; pintrest is dangeroous
$1 to Erin Mousetrap
Pin Interest; I'm interested?
Kitlie band loves it KILTIE $1 to Frieder Everyone who has ever lived except Murphy
Student Senate on Un-American Activities; Yes
Heinz School Failed
Unnecessarily Loud; to be slightly loud
Loud committee Slightly above a whisper $1 to Frieder DKirby
EGarbade for SCS student senator; people suck
The best part is, you can write him in 4 times $1 to Ed Ed
Comittee of a half; to be redundant with more things than committee of a whole
1 2 3 4 start counting on your hands, realizing fractions are hard $1 to Steven Skye, freshman
Phone eticut; to teach everyone how to flip phones
Really thought that was going to phoneme joke Dillon has a phones app $1 to Stuart Skye
Nominations; fuck can we do this
table indefinitely
Black Highlighter; to extentuate details
Fuck that This will make things perfectly clear Guys..... Sponge the sharpies.... $1 to Steven Skye and freshman
Emails are hard; how do you address?
Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Preferred Names $2 to Frieder Frieder
Fork; to get called at exec
FORK(); $1 to Steven Skye, freshman
Campaign Finance; we have to fix elections somehow
Fur suit? Appearance of neutrality $2 to Ed Ed, election proctors
Suspiciously specific denial; what thing?
What specific? Did Joe fire 5 shots or 6? $1 to Steven Skye, freshman
Real announcements
ACTS ITS AGE Gather in PHA18 7pm on Friday It's going to be awesome