Minutes20151109
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OFFICER REPORTS
Mike
had a weekend
tried to fight the sun
(lost)
Skye
had a weekend
started with the event
there were jigs
there was a jonathan colton song
new people
danielson joseph, CIT, New Jersey, walked here
erin
had a weekend
friday and saturday: spent exactly half of those two days at soldiers and sailors
had a sunday she guesses
made a pravda
(thanks jeffrey)
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA
dillon
had a weekend
planned puzzlehunt
ran puzzlehunt
woke up early for buggy
in the past 24 hours has gotten a reasonable amount of sleep
over 4 sessions
EVENT
ctfws
DH 2315, 7:00pm, friday
BIG GAME OF CAPTURE THE FLAG IN WEAN AND DOHERTY
there are new rules!!
judges meeting
tonight 6:30! wednesday 7:00!
zora
joe
had a weekend
computer vision
yes no yes no yes no maybe?
it's like tinder for speed limit signs
p u n
murphy
had a weekend
began with event
birthday party! it was not his. he forgot to plan his birthday party
went to a juggling convention
he likes his friends
COMMITTEE REPORTS
shit i read in the tartan
the login process provides EXTRA security for users
shit i would like to read in the tartan
the website is still down
swear of the week
SMUTTY FUCKNOTES
his hand is not okay
shit i read in the tartan
the login article is part of a technical writing
booth!!
every sunday, 1:30, PH A18b
help out
shit jokes
bunch of utensils
fork killed off a ladle
the punchline is "too spoon"
something committee
there is one intentional mistake in the pravda
technology problems
dillon is doublephonin it because he doesn't have time for setup
pittsburgh weather machine
SUMMER TRIED
i found the mistake
erin listed the price as "i'm so sleepy help," which is not in fact a number
tech committee
please report stuff to CMU IT
ad hoc IRA
if you see something, say nothing. not ever.
fillabuster commi--JOHN CENA
OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
ctfws rules failures are not murphy's fault
NEW BUSINESS
bad corsec committee: putting mistakes in the pravda so people read it
in one of jane's classes offered candy in exchange for mistakes
erin will do the thing
it's okay no one else puts blingees in the emails
motion to replaced the bylaws with blingees
god no
what about ctfws rules
sure
PASSES
$1 to erin, anyone who reads the pravda will chair
gggaaAAAH STAR TREK IS BACK: to give murphy a place to talk about the new star trek series
when is it coming out?
murphy wiggles
motion to table until jan 17
PASSES
blingee laws revisionism: to make a new page on the wiki that takes screenshots of the bylaws and blingees them
what about the musical interlude
blingee
everything is blingee
can we replace the interlude with hotline bling
sure
there's a mashup of hotline bling with the wii shop channel music
there are a lot of those and they're all somehow good
blingee was gonna shut down bc of funding
the internet RAISED THE MONEY
god can you imagine the minutes saying this stuff in the shitty old notebooks
why would you THROW OUT PERFECTLY GOOD MINUTES
(to see time fly)
PASSES
$1 to erin, erin and anyone who appreciates blingee
cats: to see how many committees we can get erin to buy
PASSES
$4 to ed, ed, erin and anyone else who likes cats will hcair
go hard or go corporate: insert the entirety of that song from the album something about cray (?) by crayshaw to the bylaws
blingee laws
PASSES
$1 to Kelly, kelly, erin, ed, crayshawn, and everyone in this room
retroactive time travel: to be determined
motion to table for 3 months
PASSES
the people's paper air force reports success
murphy can photosynthesize: so how great would it be to just be a plant
change "plant" to "vegetable"
PASSES
append "and return kgb to its roots"
PASSES
everybody wants to be a plant
bc a plants the only plant who knows where it's at
with all these bad puns, one could say we're a PLANT for them
we have other talents, we should really BRANCH out
so PAVING STONES right
those guys know how to party
if you fuckers make one more plant pun i'm LEAFING here
one greek sing was "a shrubs life"
every teen movie ever, but with plants
tim FALLS the question
it can't get up
turns out biking through a pile of leaves is just as fun as jumping in it, minus allergies
make sure there's not a pit under there
PASSES
$2 to murphy, murphy will chair
IRL: to make fun of all the things people want us to do and replace them with the things we ACTUALLY do
is this
change purpose to "moving e-business into the real world"
passes
change purpose to "fight me scrub"
passes
append "in the pit"
passes
the overly friendly committee reports success
rumlr exists
change name to "asl irl"
first rule of rumblr is ed talks about rumblr
etc
rumblr and tindr fight
is how do you spell tinder
0th rule of rumblr: be a dick
PASSES
$2 to Owen, jrr tolkien
RETURN TO EXEC REPORTS
skye
new people
michael, majors: creative writing, ling, mostly from LA, has a really mundane sleep schedule these days
RETURN TO NEW BUSINESS
losing friends and alienating people: fuck you carnegieeeee
murphy's officer report walks away sadly
a dude wrote a book about not doing those things
and then a countergroup wrote the opposite book?? why??
change purpose to: alienate people, you know, turn them into aliens
PASSES
change purpose to: alineateing people by paving over their homeworld with a sweetass hyperspace highway
PASSES
change "lose friends" to "loose friends" so all our friends can be organinc and free range
PASSES
erin took the wrong meaning of "loose' in that
same
motion to cook and eat our free range friends
antisecond from the chair (dilatory)
FAILS
committee to make friends and naturalize people: citizenship
so tim's the person you should talk to about robot civil rights
change purpose to: building bodies and then bringing them to life via electricity
append: and give them citizenship
tim is trying to get a dude back to poland??
PASSES
$1 to murphy, murphy will chair
motion to grant murphy the power to grant people citizenship within the kgb
ticket-granting tickets
to run for president do you have to be a naturalized citizen?
??
citizenship by COMMITTEE
is what we're doing right now
PASSES
owen's thing
PASSES
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $80 for food and supplies for the event
PASSES
wait so does murphy have the ability to marry people from the KGB now?
nah we just passed "owens thing"
tbh: loose friends
PASSES
$1 to kelly, pretty woman will chair
ineffective fillabuster
fails for lack of a second
motion to grant murphy the power to marry people who can marry anybody (e.g. captains, priests)
do you mean he can marry them to each other, or that he can just. marry them.
the first one
does he have the power to ordain us and then marry us?
no
can he marry people with internet ordainations?
yes
why won't you marry me?
you haven't ask until now
does this even count
note: MURPHY has this power, not the S@A position
motion to martial law
the kgb army was disbanded
motion to serialize the law and put it on a disk
is it good with milk
PASSES
KGBake-off: is it a cake?
yes!
nick holds up a cake???
the cake is a lie
change purpose to : having a kgbake-off so we all get more cake
PASSES
append: KGB gets baked
PASSES
erin's arm is comfortable like that
PASSES
$1 murphy, owen
BYLAWS JOKE
kgb knocks over entropy: discussing food and the destruction of thermodynamics
motion to make an allocation for a LOT OF MONEY to buy a wrecking ball
nah
PASSES
$3 to owen, owen
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
ctfws
friday, 7:00, DH 2315
come to rules pls we have a new belt
FENCE
we're gonna try! go help skye
we're going to try to get it and keep it
we have a tent and a sleeping bag
there's gonna be a sign up sheet
SHIRTS
cmukgb.org/ordershirts
sweatshirt design on tshirt
my actions
also sweatshirt
order them!!
SCHMUCKS
owen is starting a game of namek
get in contact with him
there are many options
namek is the family game of something he was very monotone
nick makes cakes!
talk to them
the committee for a lot of things THERE'S AN R7 PARTY
this saturday, 9:00pm, r7!
it fun
pravda error
did anyone find it
one of the streetlights has a capital I instead of an L
we are now in purple
