Minutes20151130

Special Edition non recsec minutes featuring Erin

--Eeb 23:28, 30 November 2015 (EST)

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mike had a weekend only saw the family for 48 hours did so much productive work is v tired skye is sick Ed is sick Dillon had a weekend went back to his home planet was a weeaboo made the mistake of taking a bus to pittsburgh the event is happening Erin had a weekend submit to pravada I’m dying Zora had a weekend but not in pittsburgh joe had a weekend so many family is actually a child shoved a marble in his nose murphy had a weekend lived in pittsburgh so didn’t actually have to deal with travel got wasted with parents has enough christmas spirit

Committee reports Teaching grad students how the fence work committee yeah pretty much that How does zora type so fast I can’t The swear of the week committee: come to the fucking booth meeting murphy is a jerk and wants me to type eisenhaurs address to the nation so I’m totally not going to do that. dillon wanted me to read the words out loud we don’t have an attendance sheet tim does his thing with the colors i missed something and then murphy challenged

Old Business now david has the thing his not fault is everybody tired we have new old buisness

the committee is happening: committee: table top atheism purpose: fuck you and your eldritch ambiance is now table for 2 hour

New business Committee to test the CorSe: to test the corsec when the recec isn’t here change letters of purpose to bug mars ed forgot more jokes dillon told what the speech was vote yes: go to mars vote now: be a frog not not at all: squid passed D: ed bought for 2. all current future and past corsets and ed

the committee to distract mike: i didn’t get the purpose but jeff ran across the room so thats the purpose now vote yes: mike mike mike mike vote no: quiet llamas abstain: squid passed ed bought for 16: ed and anybody who likes days

HR committee:To make human rinos such surprise, committee made by the ferries vote yes; charge vote no: lie on the ground abstain: paper crain Murphy bought: peter parker chair

actual HR committee: purpose is long and I’m not typing it (short version: the blue room) people like murphy as an exec member, apparently nobody seconded motions i want to be knitting, but i have to type words hands went everywhere to vote joe bought

red room committee: something something marvel joke something about spiders murphy bought: scarlet jo chair

The committee to either be voted on or tabled: yeah pretty much that madlibs with minutes adjective - purple people started doing jazz hands murphy turned invisible i think murphy bought and is chair

motion to make an allocation to not exceed fat stacks where fat stacks == $50

current and former exec replacement committee:uh idk a lot of exec is missing apparently it is hard to elect people when its not exec “motion to replace murphy with frieder, wait other way shit” then murphy ran out of the room motion to wake up craig, craig woke up. yay murphy is creeping at the door

temporary murphy committee: grandeliquience i think thats a word motion to table for 37 minutes failed hahaha motion to table for 38 minutes passed

i just wanna knit: this job is hard i just want to knit replace knit with “comfort activity?” i bought it, me, erin. chair is anybody who doesn’t like the job they have to do

human puddles activity: hi espy (minutes note: espy was literally a puddle) append: and pour acid on each other to turn people into puddles name change: the ministry of silly sitting murphy approves ed wanted to pursue “that” i,i that ass murphy bought. skye is chair

harry, misappropriated murphy reports, some long sentences

silly soviet posters committee: i feel awkward discussing these and not being in a committee “don’t drink dad” “don’t, drink dad” “don’t drink, dad” commas are strange murphy bought. chair is “lenin comma john” - whoever the fuck that is

excessive burocrocy: talk to joe jane made some reference i didn’t get i think harry is a ring furry now? espy is short espy is short espy is short espy is short and can’t reach their hat (i think that happened) a lot of motions were made. a lot of “motions were made” a lot of “”””motions”””’’ were made tabled for 30 seconds

harry made some committee it had a lot of words

Interrupt to excessive burrocrocy motion to table for 30 seconds

back to harrys committee passed mike called on harry but called him murphy.

interrupt back to excessive burrocrocy table for 10 seconds

erin says fuck you all

back to excessive burro cry finally voting on it passed, fucking finally

joe tried to change roberts rules of order but tim out nerd’d him

standing rule: a motion to squid is always in order motion to table until 5:19:35 passed

the overly long gags committee tabling for thing

“assuming you mean the more tame version interrupt ejkerjkfm,cvxlm,.dgzxvcijkl/mn., xvcjkl/mn.,fszDcxihk.jdfsnzio’p adsFJLKC everything got untitled at the same time. mike ended the meeting started announcing the event dillon took over

this meeting was a shit show s

i shouldn’t be uncharge of minutes any more. i can’t type that fast


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