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EXEC REPORTS
skipping the first 3
Zora
had a weekend
work
froyo
booth!
vote next week
if you haven't yet paid dues, bummer
$15/semester, $20/year
Joe
had a weekend
and then the toc
he's moved on to visual puns
captured a ufo on tape
Murphy
had a weekend
started on thursday
as it does
went to purity ring
went to the thrival festival
panic at the disco!
went to a juggling festival!
watched pulp fiction
can't stop listening to the music
really loves pulp fiction
COMMITTEE REPORTS
music for hobbiests:
fast music sounds good when professionals do it
go back and try again
swear of the week
BLAST
oh god i'm old in conj with murphy's officer report
panic at the disco is old?
amazing realizations about the future
murphy's hair destiny is greg universe
catspiracy theory
what if you replaced the recruiters with cats
music for hobbiest
marlena mentally invented the mp3 player
misap swear of the week
skye's professor: SENTIMENT!
storytelling committee
CMU Is Hard
Read by Joe
shit jokes
as the saying goes: how do you get to carnegie hall?
eeeeh any 61 or 71 will do
murphy comes up with all of these all by himself
ship jokes
blares its horn menacingly
snip jokes
a haircut
we are now in purple
ad hoc spirit of steven cunningham
walking to the sky? more like walking to the bad architecture
OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
all the jobs everyone's not getting are not Brian's fault this week
actual soviet spies committee
motion to table for an hour
PASSES
NEW BUSINESS
sekret soviet spies: let's see how this goes
motion to table indefinitely
FAILS
motion to change the k to a c
FAILS
motion to table and gtfo
dilatory
PASSES
$1 to Nika, russian
numberwang: thaaaaaaaaat's numberwang
14
thaaaaaaaaat's numberwang
schleventy five
thaaaaaaaaat's numberwang
fiftyflirp
thaaaaaaaaat's numberwang
let's rotate the stage
six hundred twenty elf
that's not numberwang
skye is putting in an order for propeller beanies that say "thaaaaaat's numberwang" on them
FAILS
incredible dedication to childish production value: yeah pretty much that
the storytelling committee:
the act before panic at the disco
it was good!
had 3 foot balloons on stage
handed them out
as everything came back, the balloons popped and confetti came out
and then there was a parachute???
and the guy came and danced with the audience
and then a security guard came and LIFTED HIM OUT and put him back on stage
ab tech story:
zola jesus
at one point she ran out off stage during rehearsal
ab tech was like, wow, that's weird, she's not gonna do that in the actual performance
WELL
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED
PASSES
$2 to Joe, concert squids will chair
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
PASSES
better trivia: what's the answer
who, was the president?
are we on jeopardy or not?
what ARE frogs?
PASSES
$1 to skye, better trivia will chair
elevator rave: to find out which of the elevators on campus are capable of holding raves
so there was an elevator picnic last week
turns out if you sit in the elevator and no one calls it for 4 minutes, the light goes off
joe found a strobelight and craig put on sandstorm
....but no jumping
also there's no ac so it's gross
incorrect way to host a rave: borrowing a generator
we always wanted carbon monoxide poisoning
please don't jump
(one must follow all of the capture the flag rules when having raves in elevators)
the morewood gardens elevators are a DISASTER
murphy's friends got in and it FELL ot the basement
skye got trapped with ballroom dancers
brian got almost stuck when the door stopped halfway open and then the elevator started SINKING
PASSES
$1 to dillon, anybody who participates in elevator rave will chair
amphibian classification committee: frogs are amphibians, squids are not
is mayonnaise an amphibian?
no erin, mayonnaise is not an amphibian
what about horseradish?
horseradish isn't either
are duck tours amphibians?
thaaaaaaat's numberwang
PASSES
$1 to murphy, malcolm mcdowel wil chair
northwestern tree octopus: pretty much that
it has its own website
glenn read a short story where the evil plan was to genetically engineer organisms
then release them into the wild
then to hunt them as curiosities
the website is about SAVING the northwestern tree octopus
PASSES
$1 to joe, every single octopus who lives in a tree
skill-based committee: to test people's skills
what kind of skills
you'll see
is luck considered a skill
your family's security is in danger, and i have a very specific set of skills
dillon, put down the airplane
wait til the auction
request report from the assassinations committee
hi
PASSES
$3 to dillon, whoever can first get to this airplane (craig) will chair
skye go talk to murphy
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $30 for supplies for Human's vs Zombies
PASSES
committee on the undead: destroy the humans
nooooooooo
change the purpose to "destroy the undead"
FAILS
where can people sign up?
cmukgb.org/zombies
or zombies.cmukgb.org
or talk to skye!
change name to "committee on unliving affairs"
PASSES
PASSES
$1 to skye, everyone who plays hvz will chair
also the link works
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
video game night!
sign up to bring stuff at cmukgb.org/games
best to bring games that are multiplayer, cooperative, quick switches, can be played by committee
DUES
if you haven't payed your dues yet, you can't vote in next week's booth vote
however, if you paid for last year, you're in a grace period
pay your dues by the end of october to stay a member
HvZ
next week!
super fun, good excuse to be silly
BOOTH
For the past couple of years the KGB has done BOOTH.
We are going to hold a vote (and discussion) of whether or not to do booth this year NEXT WEEK
10/5
This is a Real Serious Business Vote
which means you need to be a member to participate
if you ARE a member and haven't paid dues yet this year, you're fine
you should do it, but you're fine
chairs
if you're interested in being a booth chair--please talk to exist
fixing our rules
we're clarifying and entirely revamping our harassment policies
if you have input, contact one or all of exec
or, you can come to exec meetings
UC 329, 7:30 on wednesdays
SCHMUCKS
dates anthology kickstarter!
hit our first stretch goal!!
go to kickstarter.datesanthology.com
schatz
brunch on sundays!
