Minutes20141702
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OFFICER REPORTS
Broman, who is totally actually Broman
had a weekend
on Friday probably went to the KGB event
which was Get Board Get Carded? No. Bitterness Party?
did something on Saturday, then stayed up really late instead of going to bed
on Sunday procrastinated homework and stayed up really late again
that actually could have been Tim Broman's report
James
had a weekend
it was paradoxical
did too much and didn't do enough
then went to class
new people
Michael, CS, 20 minuntes North of pittsburgh, has a ponytail
for the duration of the meeting, steps down as chair and hands it off to his successor, the Second VP
JRAM
had a weekend
did work
violated one of his deepest ethical principles by buying long pants
for grad school interviews
EVENT
CTFWS
Friday, 7:00, DH 2315
for the duration of the meeting, steps down as chair and hands it off to his successor, the Corsec
Marlena
had a weekend
working
taught some people (who were probably more experienced than she was) how to play an RPG
stayed inside all day sunday and did work
congratulated self on finishing work by 11:30
rewarded self by staying up until 1:30 and drinking wine and reading a book
for the duration of the meeting, steps down as chair and hands it off to her successor, the Recording Secretary
Zora
had a weekend
started with the event, where we did indeed act our age
then a build! Which was not well attended, but was productive.
then CONSTRUCTION JUNCTION which is like a booth chair's playground
we bought a countertop
then sunday, which was work
for the duration of the meeting, steps down as chair and hands it off to their successor, the Treasurer
Dillon
had a weekend
and by that he means he had absolutely no weekend because PennApps
got a total of 6 hours of sleep between Friday morning and Sunday night
for the duration of the meeting, steps down as chair and hands it off to his successor, the Sergeant at Arms
Mike
had a weekend
went to the Bitterness Party
apparently the only way they can write an essay is by only sleeping two hours in a night
so that's what happened last night
was sitting in lab and failed to comprehend absolutely anything
Construction Tunction was before that
they had two church podiums on sale
we could have bought a podium and put it in the booth
for the duration of the meeting, steps down as chair
And so begins Alex Frieder's very tame takeover.
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Suspicious Package Committee
obtained one
Committee To Assassinate The President
probable success
Daniel John Secret Southerner Committee
He is hereby declaring winter officially over
God's gonna get rid of the snow
Winter Is Coming Committee in conjunction with the misappropriated Daniel John Secret Southerner Committee
Caroline saw an entire flock of robins
also this is the only week that's predicted to be below 40 degrees in the next 6
Committee for ccolombo's Fascination
success
Frieder looks so suspicious
possibly misappropriated Boooooooth Committee in conjunction with the ad hoc Making Two Booths Committee
painting with frozen paint is not wise
don't do it
Innovative Technologies Committee
so that guy who was running the weather machine was fired
but they never hired anyone else so he just kept working
they've fixed that now
...go to Mike if you want a job
Time Travel Committee
apologizes for slight oversight
they brought Frieder back too far
ad hoc That Penny You Just Picked Up Was In The Applesauce Committee
that penny you just picked up was in the applesauce
actually it was matzo ball soup
ad hoc That Penny You Just Picked Up Was In The "Applesauce" Committee
you don't want to know where that penny was
ad hoc Toss The Helix Fossil Committee
failure
ad hoc Toss The Moonstone Committee
success
Illustrious Journalist--
the streets have disappeared
the rats have come
I think it's rhyming
this is pretty
Warm And Fuzzy Committee
think about puppies
ad hoc I Need My Momma Committee
reminder that eforney is our momma
Caroline misses her
Taxidermy Committee
in light of recent events, try not to think about puppies
We Hope You're Proud Of Yourself Committee
you'll learn
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
(Broman returns. Frieder's reign is over.)
BACK TO OLD BUSNESS
sleep deprevation is not Mike's fault this week
that's a lie
NEW BUSINESS
Ad Hockey Committee: every committee could be better if we added hockey
replace all instances of "hockey" with "Pocky"
only if it's the strawberry kind
PASSES
weeaboo, weeaboo
change all instances of "Pockey" to "curling"
only if it's the strawberry kind
PASSES
motion to change the uniforms to the Norwegian ones from the last winter olympics
PASSES
motion to take a minute to appreciate the Norwegian curling team's pants
it's a privelaged motion
FAILS
although it also succeeded
PASSES
$2 to Frieder, every curling player ever will chair
Adult Children Committee: to find places like Construction Junction that are more dangerous than you would want to have around kids, but still fun
isn't this redundant with the KGB
Time Travel Committee: apologizes for the momentary nonexistance of the Time Travel Committee
PASSES
$2 to Xander, disbanded
Winter Is Ending Committee: to really, really believe the weather predictions for the next six weeks, and really believe this is the last week of Winter, and thus enjoy it
Skyentology Committee: what do you mean you fired Bob?!
ad hoc George R. R. Martin Committee: Winter barely came already
astrological and meteorological winter are different things
what about how George R. R. Martin defines Winter?
the period of time between books
this would be relevant if all of us weren't killed off in the last book
PASSES
$3 to Maija, people who like Winter and who are sad that it's ending will chair
Buttsight Is 20, 20: replacing "hind" with "butt" sounded a lot funnier in Steven's head
change all instances of "butt" with "cloud"
PASSES
this is an xkcd reference
there's an actual Chrome extension that someone made off it
wank wank reference wank
PASSES
$2 to Frieder, anyone who can't see will chair
Once And Future President: to turn Frieder into a goat
request report From Calling Out References Committee
Merlin turned Arthur into several animals to teach him a lesson
but none of them was a goat
each was to teach Arthur a specific lesson
Xander thinks Frieder could learn a lot from being a goat
PASSES
$3 to Maija, people who are capable of the purpose will chair
Enthusiasm Committee: Anger. And high bidding.
XANDER IS YELLING
friendly
ad hoc Keepers Of The Portal Committee
very happy to have closed the door
highest committee this year was $100
BILLY MAYS HERE ADVOCATING STORING ALL YOUR FILES IN THE BUTT
it's called file repository
point of information: do you mean 2014 or the academic year?
the academic year
also it went to McGinnis
does anyone have mre than five jobs?
PASSES
$27 to Drew, jwatzman will chair
ad hoc Tasty Stuff Committee
would like to nominate muddy buddies
no nominations aren't open yet
it's funny because Caroline's on the om nom nom committeee
motion to append a space to the KGB Dictionary
FAILS for lack of a second
point of whatever: is this appending a physical space or what?
didn't this fail?
motion to add a space to the end of the name of the KGB Dictionary
is this space constantly expanding?
is this space a non breaking space or a breaking space?
it's the ascii character.
dad, are you space?
yes, son.
motion to table indefinitely
dilatory
space is tooooo big
yep
motion to make space smaller
out of order
PASSES
KGB Arms And Armor Committee: to arm and or armor members of the KGB
request report from the Sergeant with Arms
Xander is the only person who's ever been part of any armed forces
Daniel John Secret Southerner Committee: success
does this committee have models on which it builds its armor?
does this committee have a right to its bear arms?
motion to add an "h" to the nouns in the name
FAILS
change all instances of "arm" to "legs"
FAILS
I have a big head, and little arms
PASSES
$7 to maija, arms and or armors will chair
CS Trinity Committee: to make those three people with CS jobs feel guilty and give us more money
that sounds a lot like Communism
Steven approves
what's your opinion on extortion?
the chair must remain impartial on all discussion
change all instances of "CS" to "cee ess"
FAILS
change all instances of "CS" to "CSS"
FAILS
change all instances of "CS" to "CSI"
PASSES
this doesn't seem like a crime scene yet
change all CSI to CSI Miami
only if they move to Miami
this means that the name changes if they all move to Miami
PASSES
$65 to teisenbe, disbanded
is this Film Club?
Committee That Refueses To Be Bribed, Wink: we will not be bribed, wink
change all instances of "wink" to "blink"
PASSES
change name to "Sochi Committee"
PASSES
append astrisk to end of name
PASSES
change name to "Mochi* Committee"
PASSES
passes
$7 to McGinnis, disbanded
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Squid Committee: it we collect all the power of the squids, we can pass anything
the squids are free you can't tame them
counterpoint, hawks are awesome
PASSES
$2 to Mike, Skittles will chair when we free him
Calamartyr Committee: to remember all the squids who have sacrificed their time and lives to support Robert's Rules of Order
Mike is personally opposed because they're allergic to shellfish
squids aren't shellfish
Mike, don't you think that's a little shellfish of you
no it's a big shellfish
PASSES
$3 to jwatzman, he shall chair
motion create Flappy Squid, the game
dilatory
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
PASSES
motion to add squid to the category of shellfish
it's a good idea
PASSES
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
Capture the Flag with Stuff
Friday at 7:00 in DH 2315
Judges' meetings 5:30, today, in here, and 4:30, Thursday in DH 1217
you should come if you want to be a judge
going to a meeting is required if you haven't judged before
Wednesday through Friday we're tabling
we need help with it
there will be flyers and flags that people bring back
if someone brings you a flag, give them some candy
we need people from 1:30 to 6:00 on Wedsnesday, and 9:00 to 6:00 the other days
sign up via Facebook, guys. There's a googledoc on the page.
clothes
sweatshirts are here, there are extras
there may also be CtFwS t-shirts there
$10 for members $15 for non-members
we are now in purple
Booth!
There are construction builds EVERY WEEK at noon, in the Kage. This does not change.
There are also art builds starting this week in the Kage at 5:30!
Priming will occur at all builds because we need to prime real bad
wear paintable clothes
pay Dillon for stuff
SCHMUCKS
second seagull second
what did you just say to me?
fuck
where the fuck did Bubbles come from
