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Officer Reports! Marlena had a weekend! No Turkey themed jokes Stuart had a weekend Mike has an event -- the school "closes" for thanksgiving break which means we're going to watch movies on Friday Skye had a weekend Dillon had a weekend Frieder also kind of had a weekend
Committee Reports The I had a weekend committee has a job! They'll be working at iRobot over the summer Murphy found a way to disable his alarm clock Fuck united. Fuck airlines The McGinnis and Kirby Variety Hour reports there was ice skating and butthurt Committee to have Korra take my weekend committee is confused about what the fuck that shit was The ad hoc please fix the weather machine committee wants it to be cold again The springfield kittens are happening..... The committee on the intersection of astronomers and computer scientist reports A* The committee to get assasinated by the president reports that they've developed monk locks through science and wants to hear about locks The shadow corporation is giving mike a phone screen!
Old Business! Dillon had the thing Family stuff is not Murphy's fault this week
NEW BUSINESS
I can't find the letter J; to navigate DC
Computer troubles are bad
Off button?
On button?
$2 to joe
Everyone who has to fix their families computers
Dye hair, not plumage; to die so you don't die
Rare species of turkeys with purple hair have been found
Mike starts barking
$2 to Mike
Any birds at this meeting
Steak eating; eat more cows
Stick eating?
Steak a vampire!
$2 to
Spoonerisms; pretty such mat
Murphy does thing
It's obnoxious
Frieder has a lisp
$2 to Murphy
Everyone
Rule 0 Violation; walking really slowly and taking up all the space
It's Shatner o'clock
$2 to Frieder
Anyone who walks quickly
Turkish Inquisition; to find the Turkeys and clean our state of them
No one expects -- gobble gobble
Hungary
What does the eastern orthodox pope think? It's funny you should ask
Do turkeys float like wood?
Everyone is gobbling
Turkey double agent spies
$3 to Murphy
Chickens
Stationary CtFwS players; to be the turnkey
Don't ruin Skye's data
$1 to McGinnis
Turnkeys
Simple disguises; if i can't see you, you can't see me
Here, in a nuclear testing ground, don't bury your head
Hide your face
Hide your wife
$1 to McGinnis
Disbanded
Object Permanance; where'd the Piaget go?
$2 to Frieder
Disbanded
CtFwS art project; to make art
You can make every color by mixing things
N-grams
Does anyone know what happened to the object permanence committee?
Zora is sad
$2 to Mike
Frogs
Revenge of the abused poultry; to attack animal abuse with masses of man eating things
Motion to make them go fast?
Angry birds!
$1 to McGinnis
Bisdanded
Algorithm; Frieder understands pittsburgh weather
The molecule
The commune
They are all the same
Dillon reads scary thing
$4 to Frieder
Snyone who understands the algorithm
The conspiracy theory; the diagram
The commune, the algorithm, and the molecule -- their shadow forms the shadow corporation
Shadow corporation is interested
Triad
$9 to Owen
Supressed
Never leave committee reports; filibuster, filibuster
Forgetful exec
Syntax and technology committee
Did we table a thing last week? Yes. But no.
$3 to Murphy
Committee generating; to be redundant with the KGB as a whole
$1 to McGinnis
Disbanded
Antitrust; we have too many powerful people, we should break a few up
Join the shadow corporation
There are no lobbyists heres
Recursive breakup
Segmentation fault
$11 to Mike
The innovative technologies committee and all its interns
517; regular reports at 517
$2 to Frieder
Frieder
Obscenely long; to get into a loop in uncountable ordinal
Owen says this means nothing
Owen expresses displeasure
$2 to Owen
Disbanded in constant time
Turkey puns; it's a bad idea
I don't like this
It's a turkey
Gobbling up the wrong tree
$2 to Joe
Murphy
We have an event, sort of. It's Thanksgiving so we're meeting up on Friday in Breed Hall at 7 pm to watch movies
