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Officer Reports!
Marlena dropper her phone Stuart ran off with Frieder Mike CtFwS IS HAPPENING IN WEH 7500 AT 7 PM Zora has been hiding Skye had a weekend Dillon watched a shitty movie Frieder had a weekend, ws captured by Stuart
Old Business!
The I had a weekend committee reports that you had a weekend too!!!!! Korra will take days from you The booth committee has books now!!!!! Read My Giant Shit I read the Tartan is laughing it's ass off at Criminal Mischiefs The ad hoc brian bleach committee reports that Shel Silverstein used to draw for Playboy There is a party as Roselawn 7 on Saturday at 9 pm
Now it's time for the thing!!!! Who has the thing? Frieder says Stuart has the thing.... Stuart had the thing, then Murphy got the thing. CtFwS Rules failure is not Murphy's fault this week. (And Mike is sad, their Thing speach was stolen.)
Replace Korra with Quora?
Do you know how much work that is for me? Literally none.
Train lovers; be a train fanatics?
The misappropriated spoken song lyrics committee reports crazy train
That passed!
$2 to Frieder
What; Yes
Zepellins are awesome
Yes
What?
What?
$5 to Stuart
No
Physicists and Electrical Engineers; networking?
Lower the temperature to a range in which the superconductors can properly operate
And the superconductors have been appended to this conmmittee
$2 to Joe
The molecule
Stay warm in the winter; by playing CtFwS and wearing felt for clothing
The ad hoc pittsburgh weather machine committee
The skyentologies committee is excited
$2 to Stuart
Anyone who is cold at the moment you want to do something in the name of the committee
Arctic temperatures; to protect the rights of people convinced that hot is too hot
It was like 40 degrees outside and i bought ice cream
$8 to Gorelik
Anyone who believes 70 degrees or higher is the end of the world
Use CtFwS stuff in an unapproved manner?
Out of order?
Marlena gives up and Stuart takes over
Stuart is dragged away and Mike takes over
Failed
Syntax and Murphology; to promote puns and murphological awareness
Motion to salute
$10 to Murphy
Murphy
Celebrate Murphy's Birthday; to celebrate someone else's birthday and Bring a cake that murphy can't eat
$6 to Frieder
Frieder
Poof ninjas secret army; to collect al the ninjas that come out of CtFwS and make an army
$3 to Frieder
All the secret ninjas
Type-theorists; to be the real syntax and semantics committee but with more progress
Give it up, you're outnumbered, everyone's a linguist!
Motion to corrupt this type
$4 to Gorelik
Everyone in a semantic discipline
Groanworthy Tv and Food puns; it's always sunny in PhillyCheesestake
$1 to Frieder
DISBANDED
The next pun Murphy's gonna make; we have to hear Frieder's voice...
Requeesting a report from the Filibuster committee
$1 to Murphy
Disbanded
Cows and Corn; the midwest
Tornados?
Adam West has probably eaten both cows and corns
$3 to Mike
Innovative Technologies
Comittee to have a Committee; to absorb and chair other committees
Shadow corp has their fingers in everything
$5 to Joe
The Shadow Corp
Woodchuck; Alcohol Exec
Don't opperate tools drunk
$1 to Joe
The woodshop
The practical application of Xeno's paradox as a safety tool; to protect our fingers by ensuring they never come in contact
Ummmm physics?
$3 to Stuart
Anyone whos fingers have never come into contact with a spinning metal saw
Hey that's now how it works; Frieder, Frieder?
$20 to Frieder
Frieder
Allocation not to exceed $75 for supplies for this week's event
Redundant; when has that stopped us before
Motion to purple
Out of order?
Dillatory
Fixed point?
$2 to Murphy
No one
Shit movie; fighting shitty movies with gymnastics and bad movies
Lots of bad movies
Soooo many bad movies
$1 to Mike
Anyone who sees a bad movie
Fails for lack of a second; that
$3 to Frieder
Mike
Real Relevent Announcements Pertaining to the KGB as an organization!
CtFwS is happening!!!!!! Friday at 7 pm in WEH 7500!!!!!!!!!!! (note: not DH 2315)
We're taking the fence! Come hang out at the fence with us!
