Minutes20131104
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OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
doesn't remember much
event! cool games
the game of spite
it lasted a long time
might not have played any other games, actually
maybe bananagrams
did a lot of work
not enough work
even though it took all of Saturday and Sunday
the Packers haven't played yet but 210 is due tonight
doesn't know where his priorities lie
Caroline
had a weekend
Halloween party was a blast
there was enough homework
made a lot of food
watched a lot of Netflix
didn't come out from under the covers for an entire day
new people
Doyee, physics, south korea, has hair
JRAM
had a weekend
Halloween party
managed to throw squirtle out of a ph window
had a rest of the weekend
didn't leave his apartment for most of it
EVENT
Improv Night!
Friday, 7:00, one of the PH A18* rooms
NPP people are great!
Marlena
had a weekend
dressed as Sailor Uranus
ate food and forgot food in another place
hopefully it's still there
worked on things and learned about making bump maps and other cool things
had a performance today!
had to lipsync to a song for an art class
dressed up as a stepford wife and sang hush little babie
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA
Zora
Had a weekend
did many booth things
got a tattoo!
Didn't really do work
Dillon
had a weekend
costume was a literal joke
3 day weekend!
Saturday: Got up, inventoried the booth, then went to bed
Saturday take two: got up, did work, then went to itr
Sunday: did work
Mike
had weekend
managed to get sick not once, not three times, but TWICE
also managed to do booth not once, not three times, but TWICE
and went to ITR
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Committee To Think Up Things To Say Ahead Of Time
success
KGButts Committee
success
Min Bid Committee
success
Max Bid Committee
failure
Daniel John Kirby Scared Stupid Subcommittee
a surprisingly horror movie free weekend
Yoga Flame Committee
Winter Sun Salutation
Wake Up
Alarm
Foot On--ohgodit'scold
Attendance Committee
failure
The Onion Is Real Committee
area girlfriend reports plans to stay under blanket for next five months
Shit I Read In The Tartan Committee
harrassment: a student sitting on bench was harrassed by an old white lady about popcorn
Agriculture Committee
that was a corny story
ad hoc Dairy Department
that was a very cheesy pun
ad hoc Livestock Committee
Steven, you just upped the steak
Spontaneous Shark Pun Committee
disapproval
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
Rolls not being cancelled is not Skye's fault
NEW BUSINESS
Existing Committee: to report when Tim says "any reports from existing committees"
does this committee think very much?
yes
does this committee ever not think?
no
what happens if tim changes procedure?
no
if it's always "reports" will this committee report multiple times?
third!
in order to ingrease longevity, replace "Tim" with "president" in purpose
PASSES
in order to increase longetudiny, motion to place the committee on a map
PASSES
in order to increase latitudity, this committee should be in Ontario
FAILS
PASSES
$2 to Frieder, anyone who has ever reported will chair
Mispronouncable Words: Marlena pronouces ricochet "ricot"
this committee's purpose sounds too pacific
Malasia, Indonesia, garage
this is the epitome of good ideas
all this mispronounceation is just a facade
bear bear bear
ghoti
$3 to Zeph, he will chair
Pumpkins On Meth Committee: so you know Jackolanterns in mid-November? That. Also celebrating the disappearance of pumpkin flavoring and the coming of peppermint.
how does this committee feel about eggnog in late January?
yessssssss
does anyone else think that chem teachers make REALLY good pumpkin pie?
Physics Torture Committee: math meth and cheese does not go with tomato sauce
PASSES
$2 to Caroline, she and people who don't like the taste of pumpkins shall chair
motion to propose a standing rule that any mention of "Drew" in auctions means "two"
do we want it to be specifically two dollars?
two American US dollars in currency
accounting for inflation of the current year
but if we do that, we can't say Drew Zombie
what about Thomas?
that is in fact drew's first name
clarification on the spelling of Drew
d-r-e-w
clarification on the spelling of two
t-w-o
clarification on the spelling of ricochet
f-u-c-k-o-f-f
how long does a standing rule apply?
it depends
in this case it would be indefinite
motion to change timespan to "until there is no one left who remembers Drew"
dilatory, needs a specific expiration
if the president calls on Drew, are they bidding?
the chair isn't supposed to bid
a bid has to be both saying the number and intending to bid
PASSES
PRECEDENT
Eevee Completeness Committee: to create a new Eevee of every Pokemon type
change name to "NP Completeness Committee" with purpose "create an eevee of every level of complexity"
PASSES
how does this committee feel about the ??? type or the bird type?
who here doesn't get very many pokemon references?
lots of people
motion to change all Pokemon references to Digimon references
FAILS
PASSES
$2 to Frieder, anyone who enjoys Pokemon shall chair
Skyentology: to make skyence a priority
how much money does someone have to donate to become a skyentologist?
skyzegy
does the Skyentology Committee acknowledge biology as a real science?
does this committee believe that skyenetics can be practiced by anyone?
skyenetics can be practiced by anyone
how does this committee feel about drama majors?
it would love to disect their brains
point of info: what does scizzoring mean?
isn't the technical term for skyence meteorology?
no
if you join the skyentology committee will you be bound by oath?
yes
PASSES
$10 to Skye, she will chair
Squidward Committee: to grumpily abstain everything
request report from the Yoga Flame Committee about Squidward's interpretive dance
done
report requested from the Evil Seafood League:
no one is here
misappropriated Evil Seafood League: is full of losers
misappropriated Evil Seafood League: has stolen the Evil Seafood League
Guild of Calamitous Intent: oh really?
misappropriated Evil Seafood League: committed that crime for the halibut
misappropriated Evil Seafood League: has kidnapped the calam intent's chair
misappropriated Guild of Calamitous Intent: it's okay, they have the seafood league's table
note: we're so indoctrinated that we don't even need Xander to be here for Xander to be here
this should possibly wait for schmucks, but would anyone like to buy some chocolate?
CHOCOLATE
PASSES
$2 to Drew, disbanded
KGB Perches Committee: pretty much that
change name to "Louisiana Purchase Committee"
FAILS
the floor is lava, only exec is safe
ad hoc Dudebird Committee: approves
ad hoc KGBirds: approves
Ad Hoc Committee: approves
free bird!
five dollar bird!
Committee to Test Exec's Memory: wants to remember to try to perch
Bruce Sharkstein Committee: free shark!
motion to change name to "Louisiana Birdchise Committee"
changed to "Louisiana Birdchefs Committee"
ad hoc Vegitarianism Committee: approves and is slightly hungry for turkey
birds are plants
PASSES
$3 to Caroline, vegetarians will chair
clarification: does that include pseudo vegetarians
no
KGB Avoids Sexual Harassement Committee: to avoid contact with people against their consent or in any ways that are against state local and federal laws
also try not to be creepy on the internet
KGButts committee aproves
append "and Native American federal reservation regulations" to purpose
PASSES
PASSES
$7 to Drew, all members of KGB will chair because it's everyone's responsibility
allocation not to exceed $50 for event
PASSES
Nicolas Kageebee Committee: to steal the Declaration of Independance
how does this committee feel about obsessive fanboys with godly powers of breath?
reminder of the sexy body suit costume covered with his face
append "also president's secret book" to purpose
FAILS
what is on that last page?
Skyentology Committee: you'll have to go through me
The Rollercoaster Was Better Than The Movie Committee: faceoff
$3 to Zeph, anyone who wants to will chair
Death Star Committee: to blow up Bug Mars once and for all
will this committee promise to disrupt all Bug Mars happenings?
yes
motion to cover up small exhaust part not much bigger than whomprat
PASSES
change name to "Moon Committee"
it's no moon
change all instances of "Star" to "Mars" and "Insecticide" to "Bug"
no
you're watching the long, horrible, drawn out death of a meme
be very happy
if the Death Star Committee has it's way, the death will not be long and drawn out
it will be short and explosive
Skyentology Committee: Disney's Star Wars
if you strike Bug Mars down now, it will come back stronger than ever
this committee is looking for love in Alderan places
PASSES
$8 to Stuart, anyone who pledges to fulfil the mission will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
Improv Night!
Porter A18B, Friday, 7:00
NPP will be coming to help us out!
Booth!
still having meetings
Porter A18, 3:00 on Sundays
SCHMUCKS
Stuart is having an Artemis party this saturday!
4-6 ships hopefully
will probably do combat between ships
tutorial at 6:30
games will start at 7:00
meet in Baker 140C!
it's posted to the facebook group
we are now in purple
