Minutes20131007
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OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
started with the event
movie night!
we watched Catch Me If You Can and Up In The Air
there was movies and then there was some other stuff
210 is displaying spectacular wankery
which is unfortunate, since he ended up wasting a lot of time this weekend
Caroline
had a weekend
met friends from home and cooked
didn't do enough work
JRAM
had a weekend
there was the event! and some Magic!
played Magic all day Saturday
did puzzlehunt things and grading on Sunday
EVENT
KGB Acts Its Age
Friday at 7:00 in Wean 5409
EVENT
Puzzlehunt!
Saturday at Noon!
register at mazeoftwistypassages.com
Marlena
had a weekend
you know that feeling when you're running a little bit late, and you're trying to dash up the Wean stairs, and you're stuck behind an old lady, and you just can't go fast enough?
well, that didn't happnen to Marlena this weekend
ate a lot of food and zuccini
won her first Game Creation Society thing
(there were only two contestants but she got a real life prize so it's still great)
Zora
had a weekend
got overly into Catch Me If You Can
then watched Doctor Who
both were good
maybe did work, but given stress levels probably didn't
Dillon
had a weekend
homework, not enough homework
too much puzzlehunt (that's why not enough homework)
Mike
had a weekend
it started with a war of erasers and chalk
and then just kind of went from there
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Illustrious Journalist Collective: Scientists have discovered a new bioluminescent lifeform. NOTHING IS WRONG.
misappropriated Alcoholist Committee: cannot condone flavor ice as a mixer
SCP Committee: report glowing friends to them
They promise you'll see them again
ad hoc Winds of Change Committee: WHOOSH winds of fall
ad hoc Beekeeping Committee: honeybees are not aggressive. yellowjackets are.
ad hoc What's That On Your Arm? Committee: Xander is tracing the motion of yellowjacket venom
KGB Is A Pokémon Committee: Dillon!
Dillontory Committe: Drewdles.
ad hoc Team Rocket Committee: We're blasting off again!
Booth Committee: theme selection! In order of preference:
1. Magic School Booth
2. Soviet Pride
3. Olympic Games
4. Pokemon
5. Pittsburgh: The TRUE Story
ad hoc What We Just Did Committee: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
none of our booth ideas getting approved is not Steven's fault
NEW BUSINESS
Moooooooth Committee: to have a milking machine as water feature
we should have a cow as the water feature
will the booth have the ability to tip over
can we get a dues paying cow in the KGB?
yes, if someone is willing to pay for it
NO BULL SEMEN IN OUR BOOTH
will our booth have a window into its stomach?
will our booth be kosher?
will our booth follow the tradition of CMU hates grass?
will John Wilks Booth be kosher?
change name to Moth Committee
PASSES
FAILS
Recursion Committee: go to committee name
that's why you never offend a witch twice
...re-curse
motion to note that we are NOT in the base case
motion to change language to SML
that happens after it's created
A POX UPON YOUR CATTLE
motion to remain in motion until an outside force acts upon us
change name to Recursoff Committee
FAILS
ANOTHER CURSE UPON YOUR CATTLE
PASSES, $2 to Alex, Dillon will chiar
Base Case Committee: end all recursion committees
change name to Base Committee
PASSES
change name to Base Jumping Committee
FAILS
change purpose to QED
PASSES
change name to Ace of Base Committee
FAILS
THE FIRST CURSE UPON YOUR OLDEST CATTLE
append tail call to the end of this committee
FAILS
append sodium hydroxide to every instance of everything
oh god no
change name to Bass Committee
FAILS
PASSES
$2 to Maija, Marlena and Stuart will chair
Committee to Think Up New Halloween Costumes: pretty much that
FICUS
Caroline is hoping for a joint costume
two people to be big dog
Marlena has to make a costume for an art class
open to suggestions
we got in trouble for calling an event our halloween party when we reserved the room
they thought that we were gonna do terrible things and didn't believe us when we said it was just going to be candy and board games
what is a ficus?
(it's a little tree)
change name to ornamental garden party
FAILS
$2 to Drew, Oren will chair
motion to make an allocation to not exceed $50 for the event
PASSES
Underwater Witch Committee: to explain why the weather's like this
why underwater witch?
why not?
which witch is which?
change name to the "Underwater Why Committee"
PASSES
change name to the "Underwater Who Committee"
FAILS
costume idea: Caroline should go as an underwater witch
Evil Seafood League: has an underwater why not! wait...where is it?
Guild of Calamitous Intent: now has an underwater why not
change name to the "Underwater Wherefore Committee"
PASSES
change name to the "Underwearfore Committee"
PASSES
Innovative Technologies Committee: Has made a personal weather maker, but it seems to be stuck on the snow function
it's for sale, though
PASSES
$2 to Eric, Skye will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
KGB Acts Its Age
Friday at 7:00 in Wean 5409
Puzzlehunt
Saturday at noon
Meet in the Giant Eagle Auditorium
register at mazeoftwistypassages.com
SCHMUCKS
Xander is a bad influence
water is wet
he does not give a damn about his bad reputation
The Illustrious Journalist Collective is gonna do a real thing! Get in touch with Xander if you're interested
