Minutes20160829
From KGB Wiki
OFFICER REPORTS
SKYE had a summer break [REDACTED] DYLAN BIG DATA Lots of new people Apparently Newtown sucks? MURPHY Drove across the country Florence and the machine Star trek con 2k16 Their shirt was clever We have an event!(I'm just gonna do this at the end during real relevant announcements) RIN Worked at a korean bakery and didn't get fed :( MADE A PRAVDA HARRY conventions voice gone rip JOE [REDACTED] NIKA Europe and ice it was cool (i'm funny i promise)
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Sonya is dead apparently? Bye son Swear of the week: Bubbahotep Existing committee is doing that Something about rabbits I think Karen has the thing! Donald Trump is not their fault
OLD BUSINESS
The last committee that will be made with Mike as president tabled forever
NEW BUSINESS
Metaphor for how we're gonna be making it rain in a few years committee This has flooded It passed Sold to Dillon for $3 owned by anybody who got rained on yesterday Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny It passed Sold to Sonya for $3 Owned by anyone who's a communist House unamerican cheeses committee God damn it Tim It passed Tim $1 Hillary Clinton owns it Convince the KGB to accept more currency Take my wife please? Liberty Mutual is no longer a bank Tiny lil bank babies Is a sperm bank a fucking bank? Sold to afalk $3 Anyone with a job Motion to found the negative first national bank of spiders null pointer error In other news Skye is savage It passed Sold to Frieder $2 Owned by people? KGB archeology committee Ancient memes Motion to bury this committee Motion to table for 3 years It passed MOtion to not forget that committee Don't forget in 3 years that we did that Tabled for two years It passed Tim doesn't even go here Tabled for one year It passed Standing Rule: A motion to squid is always in order We're in purple It passed Motion to not spend more than $70 on stuff for the event It passed Out of order Soon to be in order committee To make things to be soon in order BUT ENTROPY It passed Sold to afalk $5
REAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT Potluck! This friday black chairs 5:30PM Food and stuff OTHER EVENT Underground Tour Fun and big Message Murphy if you want to help Email 2vp@cmukgb.org Pay your dues to Joe Come to exec meetings
SHMUCKS
We have a wiki Ethan has been here for 7 years Which banded? MOtion to purple and get food
GTFO