Minutes20160919
(I was sick so these minutes were written by Rin. I apologize for no indentation)
OFFICER REPORTS Skye Slept forever and stabbed people User testing is terrible Dylan Debugging spark More new people Murphy ITR iPhone 7 is broken Rin Googly eyes Harry (Actually Joe) Joe TOC bullshit Wow we have no money Nika Beat up by a tree Paleo dinner party
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Shit my Chem 2 professor says: in the 60s the far left and the far right teamed up to cause trouble. Words only thermo people and Mexicans know?
Free Qdoba!
Some level of irony: TOC signs were handwritten
Murphy’s old code is bad?
Processors go nyoom?
Counterrevolutionaries in KGB are going to be guillotined
Dress code changes? yeah no
Architecture project called “fwap.”
OLD BUSINESS
Cliff has the thing
Procrastination is not his fault
NEW BUSINESS
Free the UC Stones Committee
They’re in cages. Free them.
Wasn’t it temporary?
Harambe harambe
Dicks out for stones. Wait for TOC?
Geology club?
Murphy only eats cage free stones
Moss gathering
It passed.
Sold to Joe for $3
Chaired by the UC Stones
Shadow the Hedge Fund Corporation Recruiting Committee
So we have about 3 million middle manager positions open and we thought it would be a good idea to come here and recruit a bunch of CS students for shits and giggles
Dylan played Shadow the Hedge Fund when he was younger
Murphy worked at Shadow the Hedge Fund Corporation
It passed.
Sold to Nick for $4
Chaired by fake gold coins
Fun Fact Committee
To KILL those who are curiously interested and just want to get to know you
The ad-hoc Shadow the Hitman Committee reports… Soon
Google destroys everything
Parsey McParseface is a stupid tool
Dylan’s field is made of stupid tools
Make up fun facts; it’s much better. Especially if they’re incredibly dark.
The ad-hoc Un-Fun Fact Committee would like to remind you that Global Warming is still a very serious issue
Venmo is bad at users and careers
It passed.
Sold to Broman for $12
Chaired by anyone who is inexplicably filled with murderous rage
FUN. Facts: Some Nights was recorded in 2012
Fun Fax Committee?
Write a piece of paper, scan it, email it to someone, and call it fax
Entirely black fax pages: fax machines will invert color if it’s mostly black
Fun facts: Fax aren’t fun
The dial-up tone took time to load
It passed.
Sold to Cam for $2
Chaired by whatever FedEx Express used to be. Kinkos? Yeah let’s go with Kinkos
Andrew Carnegie Abuse Committee
So I have a friend who one day went to print and got a bunch of pictures of himself which of course wasn’t what he wanted so someone sent a bunch of pictures of him to his andrewID and I don’t know why
$40: 800 pages of double-sided dickbutt
Superhero Quint Prota
Fax a fox
Send a foxy fax
Foxy fax committee: 8================================...=======D~
It passed.
Sold to Raymond for $1
Chaired by all Andrew printer uses and Andrew Carnegie
Adult Breakfast Club
Kinkos are my favorite cereal
It passed.
Sold to Janine for $3
Chaired by Kinkos
$50 for Zombies
It passed.
$51 for food and supplies for this week’s event
It passed.
$2 to make Murphy feel bad
Bad how? Emotionally, psychologically, physically?
Joe can’t reimburse you morally
Spend $2 at Kinkos to make a sad face and put it on Murphy’s door
Pass stupid meme ideas from over the weekend
Cat Fax Committee
Cats use their tails for balance and something
Redundant with the Internet
This has stopped us exactly once before
Cat is a fruit, don’t put it in a fruit salad.
Fax Cat Facts to Fast Tax?
It passed.
Sold to Nick for $6
Chaired by Cancel
Motion to rename the KGB Cancel
Dropbox T-Shirts Committee
To find out if the people wearing them know they’re furries
Might be fans of Bill Clinton
Furries/quadrupedal robots?
People’s computers have stupid ideologies
Throw computers down a Cliff?
It actually failed.
Committee to Fail (is this a strong motion?)
Pretty much that
It passed.
Sold to Owen for $10
DISBANDED
Post p-values or something
To accept the Null Hypothesis
d20s and critical failure
Joe’s die has the 1’s rolled out of it now
Data Bacon is Broman’s new dial-up tone cover band
Data Bacon is Dylan’s new startup
Raymond got a 2 in AP Stat
Broman makes $10,000 a week working from home at Data Bacon
Parlor game called 6 Degrees of Data Bacon
It passed.
Sold to Joe for $2
Chaired by Skye
Committees with Misleading Names
Uh huh
Is this committee included?
It passed.
Sold to Murphy for $1
DISBANDED
That was the correct decision
Which banded?
Standing rule that the word “Shadow” refers to “Shadow the Hedgehog”
Fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish
Spoontinudigu
It passed.
Shadow the Hedgehog the Hedgehog the Hedgehog the Hedgehog Committee Approves
Ad-Hog Committee
To replace as many rules in this space with hog-related rules
Watch “Over the Hedge”
It passed.
Sold to Broman for $2
Chaired by those who hog the data
Alexandre Gustave Eiffel Memorial Committee
He ain’t got nobody, so listen
Motion to make it green
Motion to paint it black
Purple
Squid
It passed.
Sold to Quinn for $2
Chaired by Shadow the Hedgehog
Do we open a new window
Faux Committee
Do you realize when you motion to GTFO no one actually gets Pho?
Dinner should be renamed faux pas
It failed.
REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Get Board Get Carded
PH A18* Friday 7PM
Dues
Zombies feedback
Message Dylan
Come to exec
SCHMUCKS
Watch cinematically important Star Trek episodes with Murphy
Tim got a Wigglytuff and it’s cute and tiny
Get food with us
Skye’s Where in Gay History thing?
GTFO