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OFFICER REPORTS

   SKYE
       The KGB doesn't have a wizard, just Skye
   DYLAN
       Headhunted by molecular dynamacists
   MURPHY
       National Treasure 3: The search for sobriety
   RIN
       When you feel gross more cookies does not make you feel less gross
   HARRY
       I screwed up a wedding
   JOE
       They made a poster
   NIKA
       Three days of drunks

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   KGB as a whole has been disbanded
   WE GOT THE CONFETTI CANNON
   Motion to kill dick memes

NEW BUSINESS

   Motion to create the dez's apartment committee
       Remind Dez to start looking for apartments
       Tabled until the first monday in February
   Motion to create the committee to assassinate Nika
       She keeps getting in the god damn way
       That passed
       Sold to Nick $2
       Chaired by the committee to assassinate the president  
   Motion to make an allocation to not exceed $65 for booth fee
       It passed
   Motion to create the bout of border committee
       Strucken illness of making more walls
       It passed
       Sold to Stephen $1
       Chaired by Stephen and Rauen
   Motion to not exceed $100 for this week's event
       Passed
   Motion to create the KGB Committee
       For those of us who really want to watch the Bee Movie but not talk about it
       It passed 
       Sold to Dylan $2
       Chaired by everyone except Broman
   Motion to create the committee to only communicate in slap signals
       Something in slaps
       That passed
       Sold to Stephen $1
       Chaired by Stephen and Rauen
   Motion to create the training for the stair climbing competition committee
       Step up our game
       It failed

REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

   KGB Literally Kills a Man
       Friday 7PM Porter A18*
       We're gonna kill someone
       RSVP
   Fill out the shirt poll

SHMUCKS

   I got a candle
   Fill out the quiplash form
   Dress spoopy for the event
   Hair Dye Party

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