Minutes20170130

OFFICER REPORTS

   SKYE
       Touching tools
   DYLAN
       Can you fit three people and a shit ton of stuff in a Prius? (yes)
   MURPHY
       very sleep deprived
   RIN
       made 
   HARRY
       Raaaave
   JOE
       got injured at a kgb meeting
   NIKA
       small people for small houses

COMMITTEE REPORT

   Come to builds
   Skye got killed
   motion to create the broken record committee

OLD BUSINESS

   NONE(we did it reddit)

SPECIAL BUSINESS

   We'll miss you Nika <3
   We need a new S@A

NEW BUSINESS

   Friends in High Places committee
       I'm not doing anything unusual I'm just very tall
       it passed
       Sold to Asher $4
       disbanded
   Can you give a horse amphetamines committee
       yes
       (please don't)
       it failed
   motion to create the broken record committee
       beating a dead horse
       motion to postpone til next week
       that passed
   motion to rebrand the KGB?
   organ donor appreciation committee
       they really put their heart into it
       it passed
       sold to henry $2
       chaired by ???
   motion to #define motion to create the broken record committee to create the out of order committee
       it failed
   don't owo committee
       $350 fine
       it passed
       sold to Frosty $8
       chaired by KGB furries committee
   committee to wake hamilton up
       can't wake hamilton up, can't wake hamilton up inside
       it passed?
       sold to Maxwell $6
       chaired by Asher
   abstention committee
       to see if this passes by abstention
       motion to postpone indefinitely
           it passed
   standing rule that a motion to awoo is always in order
       it passed
   /fanfiction
   best composer of the 23rd century committee
       yohan sebastian spock
       passed
       sold to sonya $2
       torvin dax?
   pink floyd gameshow committee
       so, so you think you can dance
       it failed
   anti-negative numbers
       I will stop at nothing to avoid them
       motion to postpone indefinitely
           postponed
   don't remember that n+1th committee
       motion to table
       motion to table indefinitely
       that passed
   standing rule that from now on to create a standing rule you must remove two existing standing rules
       absolutely fucking not
   allocation $50 for event
       cool beans
   committee to exclaim on whether something is kind
       niccccce
       it passed
       sold to Asher $11
       anyone who's willing to use the word nice six or seven times a sentence

REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENT

   UPA
       Friday 7pm breed hall
       bring money
       sell your time
   come to exec
   apply for S@A
   pay your dues

SHMUCKS

   help asher with his thing
   /fanfiction
   /fanfiction