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OFFICER REPORTS

   SKYE
       Potluck Molassacre
       Skye had a shouting match
   DYLAN
       ahh i missed it
   MURPHY
       rythmics and 1200 calories of cool ranch doritos
   RIN
       20% of the time it works 20% of the time
   HARRY
       bostooooon
   JOE
       rip chromebook
   NIKA
       Birds, A library of Bowel, It was sad

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Curiosity killed the cat furry committee hijacked by sonia
   Build poll on the facebook page
   *NOITCES YOUR HEARING AID* OWO WHAT'S THIS?

OLD BUSINESS

   The out of order committee
       wat
       it passed
       Sold to Owen $16
       Delete This
   I dread everything and understand hash tables
       What are these computing jokes I don't git them? 
       It passed
       Sold to Tim $9
       Chaired by anyone who has majored in anything or understands hash tables

NEW BUSINESS

   Political Junkies Anonymous
       Don't watch congressional hearings
       it passed
       Sold to Henry $7
       Chaired by Henry and Nate Silver
   Broken Record Committee
       Motion to create the Broken Record Committee
       It passed
       Sold to Asher $7
       Chaired by the motion to create the broken record committee
   WPXI Extreme Dab Report Committee
       brrrbrrbrrbrbbrr to report dabs
       motion to create the broken record committee
       it passed
       Sold to Cliff $3
       Disbanded
   Consumer Rights Committee
       Arresting people who make vore jokes
       People who eat people are the happiest people
       (it's a kink thing)
       It failed
   Lumberjack computer committee
       Give them more opportunities to log in
       It passed
       Sold to Frieder $4
       Chaired by all the children in this room
   Committee to keep Asher from learning math and financial literacy
       Profit?
       It passed
       Sold to Owen $14
       disbanded
   Epistemic Committee
       How would we know
       it passed
       sold to rin $2
       disbanded
   Motion to ban the string "The entire script of the bee movie"
       Motion to postpone til the first meeting after the annual meeting
       it passed
   Enterprise gets attacked by a cloud of space ice
       Sir we're being hailed
       set phasers to pun
       it failed
   Allocation of $100 for this week's event
       it passed
   Maine Nationalism committee
       most definitely prove nothing exists north of boston
       Sold to henry $3
   Allocation of $500 for booth
       it passed

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   Tool Training!
       Kage Friday 7PM
   come to exec
   CTFWS is February 24th

SHMUCKS

   Trivia!!!
   KGBB

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