Do not lick

1. Lead paint
2. Rabid animals, especially racoons
3. Electric fences
4. North Dakota
5. Whyoming
6. Baseball players
7. Ninja
8. Spinning blades
9. Running engines
10. Vampires
11. Nettles
12. Poison
13. The letters K to S and W
14. Bees
15. Strangers
16. Federal judges
17. Other people's girlfriends (normally)
18. Killer robots
19. Hunter-seekers
20. Lightsabers (Seriously, don't.)
21. Flagpoles in temperatures below 0 C.
22. Wombats over the age of three months.

External Links

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