Mintues20180122

Minutes 1/22/2018

OFFICER REPORTS

   Dylan
       -Was gonna potluck then was sick, decided not to spread plague
   Katie
       -Robot class zoo thing
   Ian
       -Very tire, hi *saw someone wearing the same bandana but like as a shirt*
   Ellen
       -Lithuanian Rice Monster survival
   Dez
       -forgot to food today whoops
   Joe
       -BOTW getting one-shot forever
   Kate
       -maybe I didn't have a weekend?

COMMIES

   -Speedruns adslkjfa;sld
       -Pokemon Blue: Reverse Boss Order
   -Stupid History
       -Diocletian: He would have the Tetrarchy, where each of 4 emperors would have civil wars a bunch.  The brackets were convenient; the West and East would in-fight, the winners would fight each other, and then appoint 3 successors
   -Stupid Power rangers
       -Samurai, oh god it changed hands a bunch of times.  The actual Sentai was about Samurai, but then they just copied the story for the US
   -Non-Canon or Ambiguously Canon Zelda Games
       - Soul Calibur II: When it was released on console, they got exclusive characters per console.  On Gamecube, it's Link.  You can choose between multiple equipment sets as Link, one of which is the bug net.
   -BOOTH
       -We're building a booth
       -Builds start next Monday; Mon 8-11pm and Sat 8-4; be sure to do the tool trainings
   -Comics are Bullshit
       -Galactus just eats planets because he's just kind of hungry, but he wanders around in a chair and sends a surfer dude to warn you

OLD BIZ

   -The THING: Em, The Government
   -fish fish fish fish

NEW BIZ

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       -[x -> L+Down-left on the analogue stick]
       -Passed by abstention
       $3 M
   -Re-baked CMU Memes
       -kesden fish fish fish
       -PASSED
       -$3 Mat [Kesden]
   -Musical Punctuation
       -fish fish fish
       -PASSED
       -$2 M [I didn't think I would make it this far]
   -Minutes Anarchy
       -Use fish fish fish so it's not clear if Dez is getting fed up or if he's just writing the actual thing we said
       -Newpurp: fish fish fish
       -Newname: Several trouts in a trenchcoats
       -name.append("attempting to buy a movie ticket")
       -name.append("the ticketmaster says 'something smells fishy")
       -newpurp: 81
       -FISH FISH FISH
       -(but actually, newpurp: Shadow (recdepth = 81))
       -$2 Ian [Shadow (recdepth = 81)]
   -Booth allocation for $500
       -We do it in chunks of 500
       -We do this every time
       -We have "for sure enough money"
       -PASSED
   -$100 max for this week's event
       -PASS by acclimation
   -Com to ensure that the upcomign SW movie this may is scored by just a Piano
       -Solo
       -Motion to Ban this to the Shadow Realm
       -PASSED HOW WTF YOU FUCKERS
       -$2 Joe [Harrison Ford doing a jig on George Lucas's Grave]
   -Motion to make Pravda the official KGB fan fiction
       -\Fanfiction
       -\Mathmode
       -\Fanfiction
       -PASSED (I hate you all, I hate you all, I hate you all)
   -Piazzaverts committee
       -I have plenty of energy.  I gain energy from telling people they're wrong on Piazza
       -Ian shitposted that he didn't know what a python is and Kosbie gave it the :^)
       -####pinpinpinpin
       -Newpurp: FISH FISH FISH FISH
       -FISH FISH FISH
       -PASSED
       -$2 Rauen [Wameron Cong]

REAL ANNOUNCE

   -Event, tool training, come learn how to use tools safely, 7pm in kage, cmukgb.org/kage

Schmuck's

   -Lunar NewYear for KGB?
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