Minutes20041125
BPOW- your hands, your roof-supporting muscles, your brain
Abe- OS,OS, no OS, CTFWS, bgilbert made rules, alisag made stuff
Styger- no event, will have time to read, free food with your mom on Thursday
akivamkehrt- finished kernel, book report for OS
rlambert- ran around looking for pieces of felt, not much else, crappy food, free food Thursday
Em- will see family, new steel toe, favorite Thanksgiving food is gravy, 37000 oz gravy, Tartan censored an ad
Lizza- going to Texas tomorrow- will she mess with it? relatives, food she can't eat, tornadoes ok
Committees-
Pop Occultism- C is for cat, what else begins with the letter C? Cock! Magic 8 balls
No pants committee- mind-numbing, jaw-dropping success- jauwaert, shiue
Committee for Lectures and campus tours, I mean political speakers- email from Will Wheaton, $5000 and 3 beautiful women (travel/lodging), looking for money fountains, will pester Dean Murphy, will request allocation later, can he stay at Roselawn 7? Feed him off freshman meal plan, residents of 7 are not beautiful women, mkehrt not a woman- has the Akiva section
Booth- carnival theme- Great inventions/how things work, need booth theme tazers, vodka, chocolate/drugs, siege weapons, nuclear submarines, Chernobyl/meltdowns, Tesla coils, booth, cantelevers, centralized campus heating systems, kernels, freshman meal plan/dining services, nuclear weapons, human reproductive system, political process, existentialism, Mir, Turing machines, Abe's girlfriend, theremin, will be continued at next meeting
Recursive committee calls for the recursive committee to report next week
No shirt- dkitchin (under jacket)
Old business- Creidieki lost Cuban pfennig, golf token, used THE FUND for Gatorade and chocolate, 7 used THE FUND to pay for booze and whores
New business-
allocation- 4 scooters, n segways, n (?)
Committee to find or build a fucking theremin- electronic musical instrument you play by moving your hands around, $10 to drquuxum, he and gwillen chair
Committee such that the proceeds of this committee go to Roselawn 7, no second
motion to adjourn
committee to keep 2 minutes of conversation while Styger's on the phone, $3.50 to dlstern, he's chair
Allocation <= 70 for things to make people stop bleeding and dying
Motion to physically restraining dkitchin's return to Texas- (if he runs off now, he can escape), Creidieki has key- someone can steal his ticket, install WoW on computer at house, comes out at midnight, passes, dkitchin not leaving
Announcements- booth
Schmucks-
jeep trying to run over ref
Bahrain- woman disguised as bearded shiek to lead prayers
lawyers suing Warner Bros. for suggesting Alexander the Great was bi
Amy wants to borrow Dell power cord
- define pieces of paper the tartan, fails
jauwaert- jury duty over winter break, dog senile, same medication as grandmother
rweldon- health inspector- former place of residence
guy whose name I don't remember killed Josh
Fred- visited Eric and Laura in Seattle, museum of science fiction- different levels of membership, Penny Arcade
bgilbert- blahblahblah
dkitchin- Pittsburgh for the weekend, fun
rlambert- stood up by dkitchin yesterday
dkitchin- really hung over yesterday
Ed owes Lizza money
lea- single use rave lights
bgilbert- adjourn
