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Officer Reports

Jared

Blame stupid mistakes on alligator gods.

Glisson

Weekend. Full of booth. Awesome

New People

Owen. Webster Hall/Upstate NY. ECE. Good at step mania. Wearing a hat.

Carolyn

Hurt all over. Go to Carnival. Work on booth. Please.

Glisson

Knobs for booth. Delivered to SMC number. Except they were delivered to a very confused professor in Scaife.

Nicole

Not booth. 4 hours of dance. Sick. 251 exam. Exam on Wensday. Shit due.

Made a Pravda! One submission, enough for a Pravda?!.

New week is last pravda! No one has posted platforms.

SUBMIT TO PRAVDA!

Drew

20 Komrad points to Eforney and Cbuckey and Jboning. <3 the whole KGB.

Laura

Kittens. Cake outside of Doherity. Everywhere closed on Sunday because of Easter.

Liz

Pretty sure most of us know how her weekend went. Feels like she does after spending too long at the water park. Booth is going really well. Fantastic and awesome and hopefully t-shirts on Thursday!

Committees

Nom-Com

Nominations.

Ad-hoc photographic Evidence

Welcome Alan V back

Misappropriated In-absentia

Jgrafton back in town. Where is he?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH

Everyone who voted for booth voted for building booth. Booth is awesome. Actually have a building. Even have a roof. So much art to do. Need people good at art. Sam can't paint. BBlum and Dannel for surprise midway shift. Sunday at 1AM is Saturday Night. Don't swear on the radio. Big Brother IS watching you.

251 Torture

Some success. Some failure.

Hug a Stressed out Student

Find someone to hug.

Martin Luther King Memorial Committee

Beer bottles thrown at him. Eventually run out. But then there were glass Frisbees. Grew tentacles and ate him.

Missappropriate Martin Luther King Memorial Committee

Squirrel Hill Shuttle to North Oakland and visa versa in two separate dreams.

Misappropriated Weird Dreams

KGB fought a squid. Defeated it by making it fight a raptor.

(KGB collectively needs more sleep or less of it.

Weird Dreams

Flying in Wean. Then brooks was like "Can't fly here"

Groan and Ben Wolf's Jokes

Success!

Successor of BBLum Inc

Does not agree with Jared

Ad-hoc Robotussin

Called Tussin now, only reason he is here today.

Gun-powder Plot

Port holes quick if we just use gun-powder.

ESG

Starsis on Dream Mythology.

Not Burn Down Roselawn Seven

Carnival Party, 9PM.

Liz's Very Own Committee

Sun burn. Help with art for booth.

ITR

Probably ITR. More info to come.

Entertainment Committee

Three for wide Frunel Lens. Can use it to melt concrete. (Poor Wean)

Evil James Bond Villan

Approves of this Idea

Old Bussiness

Glisson forgot it again. Booth has sucked his soul.

A E Pi's booth falling down is not his fault.

New Business

$600 for Booth T-shirts

Passes!

#define ... as 'Committee to break Alan's Break reports success'

Passes

Committee to Randomly Interchange Bblum with Bswolf

Knock Knock / Whose There / Beebleblumblebee / Beebleblumblebee Who? / Bswolfablumbablee!

Committee to groan at Ben Blum's Jokes Approves.

Would've made midway shift really weird.

Infavor: (something epic happened, dbesse missed it) Opposed: vertical hands. Abstain: raise your hand $7 to Quuxum Bwolf and Bsblum to chair.

Dolphin Committee

Purpose: Change the Committee's Puposible.

Andrible ID Committee

Does that make dbesse's name dribble? Zsparks is not a tasty om nom. covered in dbees. pm39 becomes peep Infavor: Animal out of andrew id Opposed: non-animal out of andrew id Abstain: raise hand $3 to Eforiphant.

Rntz Rntz Gwillen

Duck Duck Goose. But with Rntz and Gwillen. Rntz, a musical comedy Going to end in murder Test test gwillen7 approves This is an Rnt. Now there are two of them. There are them. There are two: Infavor: Rntz Opposed: Gwillen Abstain: wmuahahaha $7 to Labbot: Everyone who thinks Rntz and Gwillen are fun names to say to chair.

Has that ever stopped us before Committee

Purpose: Be the motto of the KGB along with "this is why we can't go nice places" Name Changed to the Has that ever stopped us before Committee. Not friendly, pursued us and passes. Has that ever stopped us before Committee approves. Jared... Doing it wrong reports this is why we can't go nice places. Infavor: Brains Opposed: Different Brains Abstain: arm wave $8 to Dannel. Disbanded.

Has that ever stopped us before Committee

Infavor: Gwillen Opposed: Rnts Abstain: Wave $4 to Liz. Liz and Sully to chair.

Committee to Keep Dannel's brain from falling out of his nose

Purpose changed. Glisson tried to turn Dannel into a Big Daddy from Bioshock. Mummified Dannel would be one step closer. Purpose changed to Cotton Candy and Brightly Colored Kites. Not friendly, pursued, passes. InFavor: Mummified Opposed: Rntz Abstain: Feel sorry for members of exec who's heads are injured. $4 to Quuxum. Dannel and he to chair.

Committee to Impregnate the Pope

Purpose: Then he'd have to marry me. Changed to Committee to Impregnate the Catholic Pope This is why organized religion is fun. Infavor: Gwillen Opposed: ??? Abstain: ??? $5 to Quuxum. $11 to Quuxum. Quuxum to chair.

Announcements

Carnival

CSLounge is reserved to hang out in during Carnival. Exists for times on board. Wed: 6PM - 12 Thu: 6PM - 12 Fri: ALL DAY Sat: ALL DAY

Platforms

plz post your platforms. .soapbox for platforms.

Schmucks

Cluster rave -- Thursday, not Wednesday.

ESG! 6:30! Wean 5304.

Jboning is now Jbarron.

7 party. At 7. With 8. At 9.