Minutes20090914
Contents
- 1 Officer Reports
- 2 Committees
- 2.1 Pop Occultism Committee
- 2.2 Let jvirdo Dye Your Hair Committee
- 2.3 Fortune Telling Fish Committee
- 2.4 Martin Luther Memorial Committee
- 2.5 Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment Committee
- 2.6 Ad-Hoc Row of People Standing on a Log Flailing their Arms Committee
- 2.7 [something about women from Tarsis]
- 2.8 Weird Dreams Committee
- 2.9 Ad-Hoc Things that Matt Glisson Does in his Free Time Committee
- 2.10 Umbrella Committee
- 2.11 Storytelling Committee
- 2.12 Ad-Hoc Committee for Relationship Fracture
- 3 Old Business
- 4 New Business
- 5 Announcements
- 6 Schmucks
Officer Reports
Glisson
Had a weekend. Fixed computer. Boot CD, registry. Played Stupiduel.
Mander
Had a weekend. Successfully fixed computer! ITR Games in Gates.
New People
Billy, Physics, NY, doesn't like cheese
Sarah, CS + psych, WV, from WV
Jesse, chem, Hawaii, likes pie
Willis, ECE, CO, is short
Miranda, MechE, PA, took a nap today
Grace, CS, Yorktown VA, is a girl
Richard (zsparks)
Did things. Lots of things. Too interesting. There's an EVENT! Art! Science! Possibly competing.
Emily
I actually did have a report this week, but it was really long. To avoid eating up oodles of noodles of time I spoke really quickly. Josiah was too flustered by my articulate mastery of the English language and thusly removed my report. Little does he know/remember, I can edit the wiki, including minutes, anytime I want!
<3 e4knee
Josiah
Has a report. Is the RecSec. Emily didn't have a report. Had a weekend. It was crazy; there was Jungle Speed and Twister Chess and ITR and going cool places with cool people and sleep schedule got totally broken.
Laura (dmullown)
Did stuff. Is a girl.
Someone threw an empty roll of pennies.
Derek
Has a report. Had a weekend. Made him tired. Did not do homework.
Committees
Pop Occultism Committee
You will enjoy razor-sharp spiritual vision today. ESG today! 5312 this week.
Let jvirdo Dye Your Hair Committee
Predicts future success.
Fortune Telling Fish Committee
Predicts blackboard guillotine.
Martin Luther Memorial Committee
Ben Wolf requests not making a 5-7 hour documentary about his life if it requires killing him.
Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment Committee
Chord/word association game.
Ad-Hoc Row of People Standing on a Log Flailing their Arms Committee
Last semester, Mander was bought at Useless People Auction to do a challenge course thing. Cannot contact owners. Opening this to other people. Talk to him.
[something about women from Tarsis]
Wanted to misappropriate guitar to woo beautiful women
Weird Dreams Committee
Was going to say that Glisson is the most beautiful woman in the KGB
Ad-Hoc Things that Matt Glisson Does in his Free Time Committee
Has a Picture
Umbrella Committee
Winter in Pittsburgh XD
- Get a good hat
- Get a good pair of boots
- Get a good coat
- Get a good pair of wool socks. BUY WOOL SOCKS.
Storytelling Committee
Grove City Football Games
Ad-Hoc Committee for Relationship Fracture
Glisson & girlfriend were double booked
Old Business
Derek has the pfennig. The weather is not his fault.
New Business
Poisonous Poison Committee
Purpose: Imitate the mannerisms of everyone's favorite villians from chronocross
Sup dawg...
This committee doesn't allow a saving throw.
Redundant Committee, with the Misappropriated Redundant Committee, with the Ad-Hoc Redundant Committee: success success success
Favor: Inject something with a blankety blank; Opposed: Launch an attack on adjectives; Abstain: Bubbles!
$1 to Quuxum;
Loud Committee
Purpose: LOUD NOISES
ALARM! ALARM! ALARM! ALARM!
I GOT A FOUR approves
STELLLLLAAAAAAA
Polka dots and stripes
YOU WERE APPROPRIATELY QUIET AND RESPECTFUL ON THE UNDERGROUND TOUR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION.
KHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Ad-Hoc Democratic Nation Underground Tour Committee approves
Favor: Make a loud noise not with your mouth; Opposed: Quiet noise with your mouth; Abstain: make an average noise
$9 to one of the freshman; $CORSEC
Bubbles Committee
Purpose: Bubbles!
Blossom and Buttercup are jealous
Supports squid.
Clean joke: Had a bath with Bubbles. Dirty joke: She was the girl next door. Weird joke: She fit down the drain
Favor: Make or be mesmerized by bubbles; Opposed: [something]; Abstain: Make squares
$10 to jvirdo; her, Bubbles, Blossom, and, Buttercup
Allocation of $50 for the event
Good idea.
Documentary Committee
Purpose: To create a 7-9 hour documentary on the life and times of Ben Wolf
Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment Committee would like to provide the soundtrack
bswolf gtfos.
He seemed to be eaten by the [adorable] door, but he's a alive!
Favor: Mime how you would kill Ben Wolf; Opposed: Shield Ben Wolf from attacks; Abstain: Don't care
$21 to Dannel; disbanded
Announcements
Event!
Art vs Science. Wean 53**. Do art. And science.
Succ(KGB: The Movie)
Email Dannel your script ideas. Even really random ones. djurado.
Schmucks
Computer Club
Demo Night is near Art vs. Science. Will be running graphical demos and cool things. WeH 7500. There will be food. Heavies allowed.
Rocket Club
There's a rocket club tomorrow at 4:30 in DH A301D. Check facebook. Rauhit will NOT be part of the payload.
Zombies at CMU
Glisson will be restarting the game this semester. If you played before, email him. If you're interested, email him. If you think he's cute, email him.
TOC
You should probably go. Tuesday and Wednesday.
ITLAPD
Build a pirate ship around the fence? =D
ESG
WeH 5312 6:30
