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OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
had a summer
spent it working for Explo, where they make and sell cheap cameras
guy sat down on a bench, got an awkward picture on either side of the arch
which was basically how his summer went
came back to pittsburgh, got wisdom teeth taken out
on vicodin RIGHT NOW
Caroline
still having a summer
worked in Erie during the week and stayed in Pittsburgh on the weekends
Exec stuff
contact us on fb
exec meetings happen at the UC caffee (that room on the second floor near the elevators) Thursdays at 5:30
New People!
(name, major, where from, uninteresting fact)
Sophia, CS, Bay Area, CA, not a very interesting persom
Charlotte, Biology, Southeast PA, has a cat
Skye, MechE and BME, Washington, D.C., favorite color is blue
Alex, CS, Long Island, is a CS major
Dan, CS, Milwaukee, WI, also has another dog
Rudina, ECE and BME, Kosovo, likes watching tv
JRAM
had a summer
spent his time being gainfully unemployed
won a lot of games and trivia
EVENT
Potluck!
Meet at 5:45 at the black chairs in the UC, then walk to Flagstaff Hill
there will be frizbee, food, and drink
upperclassmen should bring food, freshmen should just show up
KGB provides drinks, don't bring drinks
Marlena
had a summer
spent days designing in a box and nights playing board games
In the middle of a ten hour class day, and still has lots of energy
this will not be the case later in the year
PRAVDA?!
there is one! in a COLLEGE folder!
Pravda? is made of mostly user submitted content
submit to mnabraha@andrew.cmu.edu
Dillon
had a summer
guesses he worked a job, guesses he also made tshirts
also did accounting, but that's not as fun
Zora
had a summer
Painted houses with their right arm
fell off a bike
proceeded to paint houses with their left arm
Mike
had a summer
worked in a bio lab with lots of minions
killed most of the minions and poured cyanide down the drain
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Tortellini Committee reports: Tortellini
Guild of Calamitous Intent reports: Overwhelming Success
Dickens Committee reports: [reads something], 1/5
Alcoholist Committee reports: The Spectacular Now: [reads a recipe, y'all can look it up]
V. S. Wolf Memorial Committee reports: What do you call a monkey wit a time bomb? A baBOOM!
Time Travel Committee: Would like to nominate tbroman for president
horsebooks Committee reports: mulch MULCH
Chicken Dance Committee reports: [presumably an Arrested Development reference?]
Don't Worry It's For Science Committee reports: that pain you'll be feeling in 2 hrs is normal, don't worry
Buggy Everyday Committee reports: Soon.
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
Freshmen not finding class is not Skittles' fault.
NEW BUSINESS
Committee to Test the Memory of Exec: CHALLENGE!
eforney: postpone until the first Monday in February, 2015?
the challenge will go through either way
objection: without the committe, how will we remember the committe in 2015?
PASSED, committee postponed until the first Monday in February, 2015
Committee to Make Sure That the Test to Test the Memory of Exec [garble mumble]: to uphold the test of memory of exec
The Can You Repeat That In Song Committee reports:
Skittles: [singing] ~something something test~
motion to table
FAILED
motion to postpone until this February
motion to set the date in February to the exec meeting (first thursday?)
NOT FRIENDLY
motion to pick any day in February
FRIENDLY
motion to use a computer to randomly to pick a day
no
eforney regrets setting precedent
motion to the left
we are now in purple
motion to remain in motion whilst an outside force acts upon us
PASSED, committee postponed until the first Monday in February, 2014
Sergents Secret Police Committee: please speak loudly and have interesting and animmated discussions so the people listening in on your conversations don't get board
motion to change title to the Mike Woolford Secret Police Committee
PASSED
append to the purpose: and always carry a small stick
PASSED
change title to The Dread Lord mwoolfor's Secret Police Committee
PASSED
change "small stick" to "big stick" in purpose
FAILED
append bug mars
to what
out of order
PASSED
$3 to ethan. DISBANDED
Maximum Big Committee: prove that natural numbers have an upper bound
anbrown: motion to disprove by lengthy proof on the board
point of order: it's currently set to m for maximum, it should be set to w for wumbo
MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH JACKS VAN SPORTS
change all instances of "big" in the name and purpose to "bidness"
PASSED
change all instances of "natural" to "unnatural"
FAILED
motion to add 1 to the committee name in order to create a counter example
eforney: how many is a brazilian?
change all instances of Natural to Supernatural
PASSED
$5 to mcginnis, he chairs.
Name and purpose now Maximum Bidness Committee: Prove that supernatural numbers have an upper bound
Save Exec From 251 Committee:
NO
Military Awards and Titles Committee: for the duration of the current exec add Grand mwof to the Segeant at Arms title
change grand to graham cracker
FAILED
change grand to bug mars
FAILED
jump the shark and change grand to bug mars
egladdin: it was better in the first season
FAILED
it is a scientific fact that we are all bug mars
PASSED
$2 to drew, Oren will chair
Upkeep of Places That Don't Exist Committee: check on all new doors around campus
(there are some new locks)
change "upkeep" to "untap" in title
PASSED
change purpose to build a mountain on top of wean like that one guy in China
PASSED
change "untap" to "draw" in title
FAILED
change the title to the "Let's Fuck Over the Freshmen Committee"
we'll say that failed
aorenste: fun fact: if you go between the A and B basements of Mudge you'll find a place where reality is thin and you can experience interplanar travel
Skittles will be perfectly honest, he still doesn't understand what buying more tangerines means
It's an economic philosophy
PASSED
$3 to caroline: anybody who can tunnel will chair
Name and purpose now Untap of Places That Don't Exist Committee: Build a mountain on top of Wean like that one guy in China
Name of This Committe: What it's purpose will be
change title to name of this committe committee
PASSED
witty remark
change purpose to purpose of this committee
FAILED
change title to Bill the Cat
FAILED
computer science joke
violent objection (out of order)
change "this" to "that" in the name and purpose
PASSED
append name of change of purpose to name
nope
unfunny statement
motion to append to the purpose "and torture rec sec"
PASSED
((joke's on you, suckers, I kept up with this one really well))
append "funny hats" to the purpose
PASSED
PASSED
$2 to Alex, you will chair (you = tbroman)
Name and purpose now Name of That Committee Committee: What it's purpose will be and torture the rec sec. Also appended: funny hats
KGB Rocks the 80s Committee: [short, failed keytar playing]
keytars appended to purpose
ccolombo: you can buy it... on itunes
motion to don't start unbelieveing
append crazy train to the purpose
FRIENDLY
mashup crazy train with purpose
FRIENDLY
motion to business up front of purpose, party in back
friendly?
motion to append [better keytar playing] to the purpose
friendly
$3 to JRAM, anyone currently holding keyboard or keytar will chair
Freshmen Awareness Committee: Educate Freshmen and Other New Members
append "only after terribly confusing them" to the purpose
PASSED
Freshmen can at any time request a report from the What Are You Referencing Committee
The response will most likely not be helpful
append to purpose "and make freshmen aware of how unaware they are"
PASSED
motion to go back to the way middle school was where everything was sunshine and rainbows
the Uncomfortably Friendly Committe approves wholeheartedly
$6 to skittles, DISBANDED
Motion to make an allocation not exceeding $50 for next week's event
PASSED
Hat committe: give KGB exec lice
The Don't Worry It's For Science Committee approves
change title to "exec plays a hat based roleplaying game [etc]":
dilatory
are we playing tf2 now?
egladdin: CMU is a school themed hat simulator
append "and study epidemiology" to purpose
FAILED
append "and study phrenology" to purpose
FRIENDLY
motion to append one hat to all of exec's heads
SUCCESS
$2 to Drew: DISBANDED
That Committee: portmanteaus of everything
eforney: I portmantotally approve
point of information: what is a gleef?
A thing we write on the board at the first meeting of every year. That's all the information that Broman has.
the Spontaneous Shark Pun Committee... is waiting
JRAM: ...sorry, tiger
PASSED
$2 to Xander. DISBANDED
Misplaced Wisdom Committee: ensure exec doesn't go mad with opiates
when Broman got his wisdom teeth out:
eforney escorted him to and from the appointment
He only did one funny thing, which was to point vehemently at a trashcan
it said "are you high"
Xander: at least you've still got your charisma teeth
Skye was under the impression that all of exec and everyone here was on opiates anyway
no; it's just Broman
FAILED
Fetch Committee: NO STEVEN STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN
Precedent Committee: we shall see
would it be in support of anti seconds?
probably
JRAM: what if we started selling heroin to members
don't worry it's JUST during this committee
change purpose to to "catch JRAM with narcotics"
FRIENDLY
change name to "the trolling committe" and the purpose to "breast cancer research"
nope
Skittles still doesn't know where JRAM got that bag of money...
change title to "President Committee"
FAILED
eforney: "Gainfully Unemployed" [with dramatic airquotes]
The Unneccesary Quotation Marks Committee reports: success
PASSED
$3 to Drew, all past and current residents of the Moon (except for JRAM) will chair
Name and purpose now Precedent Committee: Catch JRAM with narcotics
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT!
Potluck!
Friday at 5:45 at the UC black chairs
nonfreshmen should bring food!
If you're bringing food, bring utensils to serve it with!
Also, make an ingredients list for people with allergies! We have lots of allergies!
The website's been updated!
Pravda?s are available for reading in full color
There will possibly be event updates?
We'll talk about that later
There's an RSS feed!
cmukgb.com
event next week!
old people who want to tell stories: contact exec!
DUES
$15/semester, $20/year
you need to pay them in order to participate serious business voting
for example, Booth, ammendments to the bylaws, and officer elections
You also get a (usually $5) discount on t-shirts and stuff!
Give your dollars to Dillon and give Zora your andrew ID and what you paid for
SCHMUCKS
accomplished ballerinas in Pittsburgh should talk to Xander in the next few hours!
There's a movie showing on Flagstaff on Wednesday after sundown!
Avengers this week!
it's free!
Upperclassmen can tell you where Flagstaff Hill is
talk to JRAM, Xander, and/or Broman about running puzzlehunt
GTFO
