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EXEC REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
spent a lot of it grading, not enough of it doing 210
also staying up too late
because stress causes insomnia
there was the event
then homework
and on Sunday there was a booth meeting
and that brings us up to today
you can see the state of his mouth
Caroline
had a weekend
it was long
there was the event
and then there was preparing to capture the fence with stuff
new people
Eric, MechE BME, Detroit area, doesn't remember if he owns a shoebox
JRAM
had a weekend
technically midsemester break
challenged to sing tune/melody of The Middle with the lyrics to Rock lobster
and then grading
EVENT
Capture the Flag with Stuff!
Friday, 7:00, DH 2315
we need judges! email exec
Marlena
had a weekend
matching the patterns of other people's
but had two projects due today!
one was a horror video game
which is coming along well and getting good feedback!
the other was a costume
had to create a persona
made the guy who tries to sells you amulets in video games
had to transport it to CFA
30 pounds of stuff on a bike, woo
Zora
had a weekend
there was like half an hour of event
and THREE DAYS OF LINGUISTICS CONFERENCE
it was great
you guys probably would be bored
Dillon
had a weekend
technically midsemester break
actually work
event was fun, booth was fun
wrote an autograder that went live like five minutes before the meeting!
Mike
had a weekend
event!
played a game where you roll a thing
had a dream about the guy's face
installed ubuntu
still isn't a CS major
didn't get any work done
COMMITTEE REPORTS
KGB Marionette Committee:
nwab
Illustrious Journalist Collective:
an arrest has been made with regards to the unicorn incident
Mashup Committee:
Crazy On My Wayward Train
Floor Is Lava Committee:
dance my puppets, dance
Committee to Not Burn Down Roselawn 7 in conjunction with all the things:
there is a party at R7 on Saturday at 9:00!
Evil Seafood League:
resounding success
Committee to Build a Mountain On Top Of Wean:
carmel apples are fun
ad hoc Ad Hoc Tech Talks Committee:
welcome to the DropBoat tech talk
Open Source Samples Committee:
Would like to request an open source sample from this tech talk
Guild of Calamitous Intent:
oh really?
is the DropBoat source code written in C?
Evil Seafood League:
OH YOU BASTARDS
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing
his team losing at CtFwS is not Stuart's fault
in which "his team" is "the judges"
NEW BUSINESS
Obscure Reference Committee: to distribute obscure ref points to the KGB
wow
1 Tim Broman point
7 Chalkboards of Northumberland Committee: reports
motion to surround the committee with an opaque wall or something
no
PASSES
$5 to JRAM, he and Frieder will chair
State Of My Mouth Committee: to establish bragging rights for who is most disoriented
motion remove Will Crichton from the running
the most oriented
motion to have the committee's wisdom teeth removed
oh god
motion to append "being full of bees" to the purpose
FAILS
PASSES
$3 to Alex, everyone who is in his zombie survival class and also in this room will chair
Yoga Flame Committee: to teach you all fake yoga
the "clock" pose
KGB Tree Pose Committee: approves
paper crane
the "I'm not touching you" pose
the "I have something to say" pose
drownin' the person, drownin' the person
not paper crane, drownin' the person
did you know that acupuncture is fun and easy to learn?
Touch My Hand Committee: reports
squid
the "call the question" pose
what makes it work is the slight leg lift
PASSES
$40 to McGinnis, Steven and Marlena will chair
Nonexistant Committee: there does not exist a time such that this committee exists
made up entirely of ninjas
strong motion to postpone indefinitely
misappropriated Calvinball Committee: approves
FAILS
append the null set to the purpose
passes
change name to "Out of Order"
NOPE
motion to table until such a time as the committee no longer exists
dilatory
append committee to second instance of recursion committee
FAILS
motion to table committee to two months ago
PASSES
and gets taken off table
motion to flip the table upon which this committee was just put on and then taken off
dilatory
motion to bed the committee
take it out to dinner first
WHAT COMMITTEE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT (they might be listening)
FAILS
Committee To Prove All The Knowledge In The Universe: to put a lot of monkeys in a lot of rooms with a lot of typewriters until they solve the continuum hypothesis
motion to postpone until monkeys do said thing
PASSES
Attendance Committee: to remind the RecSec of failure
isn't the purpose made redundant by the existance of all past RecSecs?
PASSES
$4 to Frieder, a;l RecSecs past and future (not present) will chair
Insomnia Committee: to not get enough sleep
ad hoc Inzombia Commmittee: approves in a nuuh
change purpose to "cure sleep"
PASSES
isn't this committee made redundant by the fact that we go to CMU?
Inovative Technologies Committee: has been testing subjects to check whether sleep is important
so far, only one subject has been killed by the other subjects
the committee considers that a good thing
when Xander sleeps we all die
when you empathize with someone you create a mini them in your head and then destroy them them when you think of something else
Psychoanylitics Committee: solipsism is bad
ad hoc I Don't Know The Meaning Of The Word Committee: solipsism?
ad hoc Occam's Razor Committee: solipsism has it's uses
how does the committee feel about lucid dreaming?
eh, it was kind of disappointing
Illustrious Journalist Collective: wake up YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP
append to purpose "follow white rabbit"
FAILS
dolphins only sleep with half of their brains
also sharks?
and certain migrating birds (they fly for hundreds of days at a time)
have you ever seen a shark and a bird in a room at the same time?
PASSES
$7 to Skye, she and everyone else with insomnia will chair
KGBones: to provide support for body parts that are otherwise incapable of standing on their own
motion to prevent further changes to committee name
FAILS
change all s's to z's
PASSES
change name to KGB
FAILS
PASSES
$2 to Stuart, people who need support will chair
The Moonarchy: oh, you know, we are always watching
is Marlena the only one who's noticed that Xander has a lot of evil committees?
have we ever seen Xander and an evil committee in the same place at the same time?
YES
change name to "Sunshine and Butterflies Committee"
PASSES
change intent of committee to friendly
FAILS
replace purpose with link to cat picture
FAILS
Committee To Not Change The Name And Purpose Of Every Committee: failure
change name to "Princess Luna's Glorious Grilled Cheese Sandwich"
PASSES
50 Shades of Xander: The Moon's lease prohibits pets but not minions
they do have a dead shark in a bottle
it's Xander's
PASSES
we are now in purple
$13 to Caroline, she shall chair
Much Committee: wow
motion to table before all our brains rot
FAILS
append miller's son
to what
KGB Goes On A Kindergarten Field Trip Committee: approves
so committee. such discuss.
replace all instances of "the" with "bug mars"
FAILS
ad hoc Stumbling Committee: reports
Otdated Internet Memes Committee: supersonic limbo, pew pew pew
$2 to Owen, disbanded
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $100 for the event
PASSES
Tepper Committee: to make money off all the random crap the illust journalist committee announces
in Stuart's dream last night, tepper exploded
Open Source Samples Committee: highly disapproves
ad hoc Tap Dancing In Tepper Committee: approves
Taxedermy Committee: we have shot and stuffed the invisable hand and we are sorry
this needs more computer science
ad hoc Surrealism Committee: Xander is actually less surreal than the stuff that the people in the business school think up
PASSES
$7 to Skye, Skye will chair
KGBee Committee: zzzzzzZZZZZZzzzz zz zz
but bees give us flowers that give us fruit
Oh god bees. Not the bees.
change name and purpose to "KBG Spelling Bee Committee: reliving my fourth grade dream"
change name to 25th Annual KGBee
what
motion to hold the 2nd Annual KG Spelling Bee right now
no
can eforney get the language of origin
okay kids, the word is KGB
can you use it in a sentence?
no
Can You Repeat That In Song Committee: can I get another pronunciation of that
can you use it in a metaphor?
can you use the word with a fox?
is mayonaise an instrument
can you use it in a box?
can you use it in a vaccuum with perfectly spherical cows?
$2 to Frieder, anyone who can spell incorrectly will chair
Committee For The Regulation Of Antiseconds: regulate use of antiseconds and charge those who use them without the permission of the original creator
change name to "Tbromaparte Committee"
PASSES
is this committee strong?
no
how does this committee feel about antipasta
tortellini
does this committee even lift
yes
append to purpose "and encourage the president to overabuse power"
PASSES
motion to regulate ants
out of order
motion to change purpose to "eradicate use of antisecond at KGB general body meetings"
PASSES
motion to append a spooky ghost to the purpose
it's just Casper
FAILS
wooooooo halloween costumes think of them
FAILS
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
CtfwS
Friday in DH 2315 at 7:00
there will be tons of fun
judges meetings tomorrow at 7:30 and Wednesday at 5:30
Painting the fence!
We need people to paint the fence! Sign up! there's a googledoc
wrapup meeting for puzzlehunt tomorrow at 9:00
if you're interested in staffing you should go
SCHMUCKS
macadamia
MWOP
there's an r7 party on Saturday at 9:00
bring your fence! And your friends!
SUNDAYS!
BOOTH
3:00 pm in Porter A18A!
Xander got a text message from a weird source
it says WAKE UP YOU HAVE ABOUT 10 SECONDS
motion to purple and get food
chair rejects
SIT YO ASSES DOWN
motion to overturn chair's decision
PASSES
