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COMMITTEE REPORTS
Broman
is not here today
Caroline disposed of him
went to halfprice because Skye has friends
then Friday was a disaster
class registration happened
Then lots of work
the funny thing is that that could totally have been Broman's weekend
Caroline
event was awesome
then doctor who and lots of food
which was awesome
then some weird sleeping patterns
JRAM
had a weekend
started on Friday when he woke up with a raging fever
did not find the event
slept from 11 to 9 on Friday
then 6am to 1pm on Saturday night
NO EVENT!
there's a room reserved so you can go there
if you want to go to the cheesecake factory
RSVP before the last day of classes!
send an email to exec@cmukgb.org
Marlena
had a weekend
Terms created at the event included:
fang sway and torso bunnies
ate lots of brown food on Saturday
worked on a giant drawing
Zora
had a weekend
it was similar to Marlena and Carolines
also at the event:
Kesden is:
Typing while you have a gun
shooting dwarves
Dillon
had a weekend
pretty much the same
reverse charades
shopping cart: driving while picking apples
booth meeting happened
did almost no homework
Mike
found the Sword of Darkness fought demons until the sun ro--
actually no it was exactly the same as everyone else's
COMMITTEE REPORTS
ad hoc Fashion Advice Committee
I like shorts they're comfy and easy to wear
Daniel John Kirby Nightmare In Dreamland
Marlena meant to wake up at 9:00 but actually got up at 10:30
all the Doctor Who things this weekend led to her having a dream about David Tennant
so she kept hitting the snooze button
KGButts Committee
disappointed in the lack of butts at reverse charades
misappropriated Daniel John Kirby Nightmare In Dreamland
had a really bad dream but doesn't remember it but didn't want to get up and write about it
ad hoc Shaggy Dog Story Committee
new medical studies have revealed that the paint that was used in maternity wards in the 80s leads to a certain disease
but don't worry
only 90s kids will get it
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Innovative Technologies Committee
has created a Virtual Thanksgiving Dinner
why go home
why talk to people you care about
ad hoc Welcome To CMU Committee
Frieder's eyes were so red from lack of sleep that HE thought he was on drugs
Broetry Committee
blackbird has a lazy eye
Skyentology Committee
wants one of those virtual dinners
please don't make her go home
Booth Committee
we talked about stuff
there won't be a meeting next week because Thanksgiving
meetings going forward will be focusing on art!
ad hoc 18 And NO Husband? Committee
incredible success
Skye is going home this weekend
ad hoc i can has cheesecake Committee
what is exec's email?
exec@cmukgb.org
ad hoc I Don't Know What To Call This Committee But I Want To Make A Joke Committee
how do you spell CMUKGB?
possibly ad hoc Pittsburgh Natives Committee
are already home for Thanksgiving
ad hoc I Wanna Ask A Question Committee
is it possible to get your own cmukgb email?
only if we gave you it
so no
bswolf Memorial Committee
this is going to be a pun
I'm so frightened
Neil before Zod
that was the joke
OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
anybody who gets stranded in an airport because weather is not Marlena's fault
NEW BUSINESS
committee of fuck you no
it's about playing word association games by changing the name and purpose of the committee
so yeah
no
PASSES
$3 to McGinnis, dibanded
KaijuB: fight Kaiju with crazy train jaeger
Dan is scared of Kaiju in San Fransisco
new volcanos became active again
change "kaiju" to "Kai Jew"
no
guys Jews don't come from another dimension
space is not another dimension
Skye is half Jewish and she's from six new dimensions
PASSES
$4 to Stuart, robots will chair
Premature Christmas Carol: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
feliz navidad, feliz navidad
o dradle dradle dradle
to quote afroman: o chronic tree, o chronic tree, something something, it's a weed reference
misappropriated Spoken Song Lyrics, in conjunction with the Illustrious Journalist Collective
an old woman has just been trampled by reindeer
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus?
misappropriated Spoken Song Lyrics Committee: Baby, it's cold outside. You really must stay.
What's in this drink?
I'm from the North Pole, that's why my rhymes are so cold
PASSES
$7 to McGinnis, disbanded
I Don't Know What To Call This Committee But I Want To Make A Joke Committee: to make a joke but also punch things
there's this viola player and he's got this obscenely expensive viola
he gets hungry
stops at fast food restaurant, leaves viola in car
in line, hears crashing
there are two violas in his car
wat
I'm not going to type all of these let's be real
banjo sandwich joke
knock knock
who's there
bananagrams
objection
an American went to a bullfight...
sometime the bull wins
there's an annual race in england where they roll cheese down a hill and everyone chases it
$10 to dkirby, he and bswolf will chair
motion to untable the Committee To Subvert The President
the time for that has passed
(out of order)
motion to allocate $374 to buy KGB sweatshirts
if you haven't already ordered them, the time has passed
they will be the same as before
PASSES
motion to retroactively table the other thing until next week
no
KGB's Eagle Racing Team: race eagles AND WIN
who would we race them against
other eagles
Marlena is currently helping Xander breed supereagles
contact Xander with a soul if you want them
Innovative Technologies Committee: has eagle sized jetpacks
misappropriated Stealers Committee: don't like the eagles because they're cross state rivals
append "and stop that pidgeon now" to purpose
PASSES
McGinnis could probably outrun an eagle
peragrine falcons are real fast
you can't outrace them
point of information: you haven't seen Frieder when he's late for class
PASSES
$4 to Mike, Mike and eforney shall chair
e-motions Committee: set up a system so that we can submit motions electronically
to channel Owen:
in the future there will be two genders: male and e-mail
:)
PASSES
$2 to Frieder, everyone who has ever not used a computer
Owen Quotes: I know she's not real! I just wanna hold hands and talk about javascript
"Skye! We should play go! We should play go! We should play go!"
"Werewolf Barmitzva: boys becoming men, men becoming wolves"
something about phantom testicles
"when I don't like someone I don't put them the friendzone, I put them in the phantom zone"
"what if we took a whole room, and just FILLED it with bread"
change name to "The Owen Khan Variety Hour"
PASSES
change name to "Owen Khan Variety Cluster"
PASSES
"you're not a pirate, check your landlubber privlages"
"what are your top three fictional bikes?"
PASSES
$7 to Marlena, Owen and anyone who knows him will chair
Turns out, the KGB order of business is really just a suggestion
motion to return to old business and return to that table discussion
Caroline wins either way, so
PASSES
OLD BUSINESS
Ethan proposes a strong motion to table this
caroline can't hearrrr you
The name of this committee "Subvert The Vert" with the purpose "subvert the president"
PASSES
$21 to Mike, disbanded
NEW BUSINESS
motion to impeach mike for being a good Sergeant At Arms
FAILS
Committee To Subvert The President 2, Electric Boogaloo: same as last time
what's the deal with the whole Electric Boogaloo thing?
you see, a boogaloo is a small shy kind of catfish that you have to talk to nicely and give candy canes to
we are now in purple
change "boogaloo" to "The Boogaloo"
PASSES
change everything after electric to "eel"
FAILS
change name to "Committee To Subvert The President 12, Into Darkness"
PASSES
change name to "Committee To Subvert The President 4, The One With The Whales"
PASSES
change name to "Committee To Subvert The President, Episode 6: Return Of The Jedi"
FAILS
change name to "Committee To Subvert The President, The Christmas Special"
PASSES
$7 to McGinnis, disbanded
Committee To Subvert The Sergeant At Arms: to subvert the Sergeant At Arms
ad hoc Committee To Watch Stuart And Mike's Relationship Burn To The Ground: Success
AT EVERY MEETING
append "and turn them against the president" to the purpose
PASSES
motion to turn the Sergeant at Arms towards the president
he's be due eastish
dilatory
change all instances of "at" to "with"
FAILS
change "and" to "or"
PASSES
change "subvert" to "subduct"
FAILS
change all instances of "sergeant" to "colonel"
FAILS
$9 to Stuart, he shall chair
Committee To Prevent Alien Subduction: to prevent alien subduction
change all instances of to "subduction" to "seduction"
FAILS
last night Dan didn't have internet so he listend to the radio
learned about ALIENS
there's a lot of weird stuff
and it's all affecting this ONE dude
the dinos were aliens and they went into hiding
never mind
change "subduction" to "subversion" in name
FAILS
change purpose to "teach the aliens how to use git"
FAILS
KaijuB Committee: disapproves
if this committee is opposed to alien subduction, how are we supposed to terraform mars?
mars you glad I didn't say bananagrams?
motion to salute xenu
motion to call the question
that's not a thing
change all "mars" in discussion to "bugmars"
fuck no
PASSES
$2 to Stuart, disbanded
Snarky Freshman Committee: you can't tell me what to do
PASSES
$7 to Skye, she and all freshmen shall chair
misappropriated Spontanious Shark Pun Committee:
motion to create the Sharky Freshman Committee: to eat freshmen
Spontaneous Shark Pun Committee: requests report
hammerhead
KGB just jumped the shark
what if there's a freshmen who is a shark
motion to replace all instances of "ehhhhh" when a pun is told with "yipyipyipyipyipyip"
freshmen are friends, not food
change all instances of "freshmen" to "fresh prince"
FAILS
change all "freshman" to "slightly-overripemen"
FAILS
passes
$2 to Frieder, he and Stuart and Maija shall chair
Presidential Docudentification Committee: so the chair can recognize my ass
FAILS
Committee To Teach The Recsec Spelling: say "colonel" as much as possible
co-lo-nel
"general" is j-e-r-nel
sergeant you glad I didn't say brigadier
((fuck you I spelled it right the first time))
change all colonal to lieutenant colonal
((HAH I DID LIEUTENANT RIGHT TOO))
PASSES
motion to introduce the rank of sausage colonal
((I don't even know what word that was supposed to be anymore))
replace all instances of "colonel" with "kernel"
PASSES
change all "kernel" to "kernel"
like, as in the OS thing instead of the popcorn thing
dilatory
PASSES
$3 to McGinnis, people who know negligable amounts about the military will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
no booth meeting this Sunday! meetings will resume the week after, and probably be more focused on art
Schmucks
Puzzlehunt
meeting tonight at 9pm in PH A18B, probably
can someone prevent Skye from going home
winter weather?
motion to gtfo
