Minutes20160411
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EXEC REPORTS
Mike
had a weekend
very stressed
it's fine booth is fun
Skye
had a weekend
started with booth
work
booth
too much booth not enough work
sleep what's that
Dillon
had a weekend
it was real fucking busy
buggyboothtech
it's a fun sort of busy
EVENT
Defectors' party!
2:30-5:30pm, SATURDAY (not friday!! saturday!!) in STEVER DINING ROOM
Erin
had a weekend
finisihing costumes
tekko
move on
finishing costumes
tekko
finishing costumes
sleep
muffins
no more pravda from her, so if you want to submit something: sucks
Zora
had a weekend
was sick
less booth more snuffling
Joe
had a weekend
started with move on in which he carried a chopsaw back and forth from the kage at least twice
so many supports
"fuck college do booth, I guess"
Murphy
is worms
had a weekend
started with move on
which involved him standing. and waiting. for like FIVE HOURS so that he could stand on move on. and wait.
saturday involved waiting and sometimes walking
sunday was video games
COMMITTEE REPORTS
NOMCOM
ya shoulda paid dues
if you want to withdraw, tell the now pls
you can also pm them
no nominations! nominations are closed
stories during elections!
please prep em and tell them! we tell them while proctors are doing counting stuff
bring a pen and scissors
Murphy is late
had a weekend
three things: life is a mess
booth, wish there had been more booth
a few weeks ago, the men's world curling championships started
he's been catching up on all the games
the games are three and a half hours long
BOOTH
would like to pass out or report
there's a booth
it's on midway
it's coming along well!
walls are up and it's like being inside when you're inside
the only reason the roof isn't finished is ironically because of the rain
come to booth!
eforney is pretty
it's been forever
booth is a lot of fun, but also a lot of work, but ultimately worth it
shit i read in the natrat
it's mostly nonoffensive material
recommend letters to the editor
suburban white girls of america
pumpkin spice lattes because apparently it's october
skyentology
april blizzards bring may lizzards
shit jokes
what's your favorite caucasion restaurant with a containment theme
cracker barrel
close second: white castle
time mafia
exec owes one of their client either a quarter or a gumball
shit i heard on a podcast
"i'm what happens when you cross grover cleveland with fdr: nonconsecutive wins"
shit i saw on midway
SAE lifting half of their roof onto their roof by sheer manpower
and all of carnival committee leaving the trailer to watch them
"yo yo yo, go get some brothers to hold up this wall, it'll fall over if we don't"
SAE's a real special place
cutoff overall jeans
and then leggings under them
the guy with the overalls is in jeffrey's lab group
OLD BUSINESS
the last committee to be made while mike is president
change name to "the first last committee"
motion to table until the next exec is elected
PASSES
the Thing!
teardown is not dylan's fault this week
spirit of the spirit of the thing
returning it is not steven's fault
NEW BUSINESS
climate change conspiracy: we are now in purple
GENERALIZED CHAOS
WAIT I JUST REALIZED Y'ALL CAN'T FIRE ME
fuckin perf
vast abuses of power up in this last meeting of the current exec
filabuster committee in conjunction with some shit
joe had a weekend
that's it
the committee to test the president reports: this is it mike, this is your final
i guess now we're playing mao
i heard mao and my brain just started hissing with white noise, drowning out the ruleswank
the nonrenewable energy companies, that's the way we fight the molepeople
mole people (meeple)
wait is this tabled
annnnnd it didn't matter
ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti: ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti
ghoti
what danger do the mole people pose to today's society
eh
fshhhhh bdm-ch
motion to give this commitee a buggy
PASSES
$5 to joe, joe and all current past and future recsecs
disappointing animal noises: to appreciate animals that just make really disappointing noises
append: or normal animal noises made in a disappointing way
eagles, google it
humans, google it
there's the hoot owl and also the herp owl
fshhhhhh
worms make the sound "you're a FUCKIN asshole"
now of course it's not JUST CLIMATE CHANGE
the moles are the lackeys of the lizard people
PASSES
$2 to ed, the kgb furry committee will chair
decapitation: unfortunately, homestuck is ending and you're going to have to decapitate us
not a homestuck today
not a homestuck yesterday
now because of this radiation, the mole people something something
i do not understand homestuck anymore
ONCE UPON A TIME I DID
append: go decapitate people
motion to storm the bastille
YELLING
what is murphy doing
what are we all doing
filabustering apparently
i am but a humble spectator in this nonsense
PASSES
$2 to afalk, afalk will chair
interruption committee
no thanks
second first last committee with mike as president: yeah, that
motion to overturn the chair
he did it. he flipped the stool over
PASSES
$2 to frieder, mike, frider, and the next pres will chair
committee to unmask steven: maybe HE'S being sponsored by the mole people
sorry frosty that joke was funnier
motion to unmask frosty
as an addendum, steven just wants to say that solar panels have nothing to do with the mole people conspiracy
they did a puzzlehunt based on this plot once
motion to remove "un" from the name of this committee
passes
PASSES
$2 to afalk, disbanded
philosophical zombie student org: a duplicate org, but just slightly fake
PASSES
$1 to joe, out of order club will chair
april fools day protection: not to get fooled again
THE PROF SCHEDULED AN EXAM
AND THEN TOLD THEM IT WASN'T HAPPENING
AND THEN FUCKING GAVE AN EXAM
EVIL
of course, the more interesting conspiracy is that the mole people infiltrated academia---
PASSES
$1 to raymond, april fools will chair
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $100 for food and supplies for the event
PASSES
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
Defectors party! (there's no apostrophe)
2:30-5:30pm, SATURDAY (not friday!! saturday!!) in STEVER DINING ROOM
shirts
booth shirts are done, come get em
buggy shirts aren't quite here yet
can prob get em any time at booth
you can get ALL THE THINGS at the defector's party
old stuff super cheap
new stuff super normal price
elections
two hours! long meeting! think of stories!
platforms due friday
booth shifts
and minutes hiatus
SCHMUCKS
months ago we made an allocation to buy steven a gumball
and made a motion to buy steven a gumball
and exec HAS NOT PULLED THROUGH
apparently there is no motion? so we don't have to do SHIT
we STILL don't have an apache attack helicopter
we DID buy worms an apple though
R7 party,
roselawn 7, 9pm, saturday
we are now in purple
