Minutes20161205

OFFICER REPORTS

   SKYE
       Event -> Asher sent the best minutes (fight me)
   DYLAN
       Pipette Hell: Screwed by yeast (you should probably get that checked out)
       Fuck mold
   MURPHY
       Star trek! Woo!
       ULTIMATE CHICKEN HORSE IS THE BEST
   RIN 
       Booth stuff
   HARRY
       Green pants!
   JOE
       Had a special weekend
   NIKA
       Apparently Nika's building will fall over

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Apparently I'm not wearing pants
   Skye Limmerick vs Skye Coup
   PATTY BROUGHT COOKIES
       THANK YOU
   Booth plans are going well
   Ian's Fanfiction 
       It's good
   There are some people who don't know what memes are???

OLD BUSINESS

   Committee of curbed enthusiasm
       *song*
       no more dabbing
       It passed
       Sold to Asher $9
       Chaired by Asher and Jasper

NEW BUSINESS

   Disband Asher
       Out of order :(
   Phoenix Writght Committee
       OBJECTION!
       Free app of chinos
       It passed 
       Sold to Henry $1
       Concept of objections
   Daddy Discourse Committee
       postponed forever
   Harry Stories Committee
       So my friend was a furry convention
       Sold to Frosty $4
       Any furry in KGB excluding Harry
   Drug Wars Committee
       The plot of sun and moon is fighting coked up gary oak for cosmog
       It passed
       Sold to Harry $2
       Chaired by Nebby
   2000 Mockingbirds
       2 kilo mockingbirds
       stop
       It passed
       Sold to Murphy $3
       Disbanded
   I talk to strangers for a living committee
       Drive around downtown waiting for people and pick them up in my car
       Owen wants to have a good time
       I'm technically homeless
       Sold to Broman $2
       Chaired by Broman and anyone else who's driven more than 10 hours in a day
   Death threat or just Russian
       ????
       We'll miss you Skye
       Sold to Kelly $2
       Chaired by anyone who thinks they can speak russian and kelly
   Boat on Fire committee
       It's flameboyant
       That failed
   Committee to buttbuttinate the president
       Let's play a game play a love ...
       It failed
   Committee to glutesglutes the president
       A scientific and technical way to assassinate the president
       Postponed indefinitely
   Committee to I forgot what my motion 
       Yeah pretty much that
       Postponed til the first meeting of 2017
   You know the drill committee
       To reverse the name and purpose
       It passed
       Sold to Murphy $3
       Disbanded
   Born to  committee
       Doing the impossible seeing the invisible and ra ra ra fighting the power
       It passed
       Sold to Quinn $1
       Chaired by what
   ssssomething
       I think she's in love with me because she keeps looking at me and asking me if my teeth look nice *kelly sputters out*
       postponed until 2:30
   committee to give free dabbies the kgb
       to strive to end this once and for all : to eliminate the which-band meme from the kgb
       postponed til 2038
   committee to banish asher to the ethereal committee with wizardy-y magics
       AbrakaDABra
       It failed
   Standing Rule: Whenever somebody says "which || witch-banded" the chair can make them stand in a corner to make them think about what they've done  
       It passed
   modsasomething committee
       postpone indefinitely
       postponed indefinitely
   post pwn committee
       brutally trolling postal workers
       What's post-historical?
           It's not
       It passed
       Sold to Rauen $2
       Disbanded
   Motion to make an allocation $50 food and supplies
       it passed
   Official KGB Paddles committee
       Seize me daddy
       Postponed til the first meeting of 2018

REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

   Falls on its ass
       Friday leaving black chairs at 6:15pm going ice skating
       Bring cash
   RSVP for geek eat
   Booth meetings on saturday
   Meeting next monday

SHMUCKS

   Tim was playing Pokemon Go instead of reviewing old business
   ITR Saturday night or Tuesday night
   CP = Self Esteem
   Asher will wait til 2038
   Broman is a shmuck
   motion to purple
   /fanfiction

GTFO