Minutes20190930

EXEC REPORTS

   Dez - Had a weekend. Lots of horrible smores creations, some involving ritz, twix, marshmallow, then ritz. Not bad. Spent a lot of time studying for his E&M exam, and discovered that his exam is in two weeks. BIG OOF.
   
   Janny - Not here, so Kate is janny. Hi I'm janny, had a weekend, showed up only for smores, then stayed only for smores. Did some other stuff, probably cs. Contemplated transferring to biology.
   
   Mitchell - Had a weekend. Wait, did I? Finally got out of his > 4 hours of sleep per week. Also, we have an event.
   
   Mckenna - Had a weekend. Started with her going camping, and now that she's back she realizes she actually had a lot to do. Oof. Lots of tests, most of them suck. Oof.
   
   Woody - Went to the event, then discovered that his roomates had bought prego. BIG OOF.
   
   James - Had a weekend, then had an event with no chairs.
   
   Kushal - Had a weekend. It started with the event, where he was the first person to use the jumbo marshmallows. Also learned that many of the freshmen are older than him.
   

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Liam - Corn Subsidies - You could have made 15c per bushel. BUY IT, YOU FUCKERS.
   
   Herny - Stupid History - Russian Czars had this bad problem where they kept declaring people wizards, and then listening to them for god knows why. Someone convinced one czar that napoleon was the anti-christ. (Wut)
   
   Liam - Culinary Standards - Should you want to assassinate the president, that would be a valid flavor.
   
   Tim - All of the sub standards - Report their disapproval on the old person joke asking what a joke had to do with a footlong. Substandard.
   
   Kate - Committee to assassinate the president + committee to bribe the S@A - *Throws credit card*
   
   Henry - Committee to wake up greenday - Reports soon
   
   Tim - Her majerstiy hat-based airforce reports - Found a hat
   
   Kaylie - Cats are dumb - Did you know cats like puzzle boxes?
   
   Henry - Comic books are bullshit - Stupidest green lantern is the smallpox virus that found a green lantern ring, and fought crime.
   

SPECIAL BUSINESS - BOOTH ADVISORY VOTE

   We have booth vote today.
   
   Discussion:
       Dez - We should do it. Lot of work but a lot of fun.
   
       Kate - Has been a booth chair. Most of the work happens during the spring semester, but in the fall there are lots of meetings for designing the booth. Lots of stuff for people to do! (Insert convincing speech) (+1 to convince)
   
       Liam - Worth remembering that if you vote yes, you're expected to actually help.
   
       Kate - Mostly a non-zero amount. If you can't dedicate too much that's okay, but it is work and you should help if you can. It's pretty worth it, though.
   
       Tim - What, pray tell, are the various talents, weakness, and other things that go towards building a booth?
           Dez - Carpentry, minor household electrical work, art! Stuff for people who just like drawing and filling in the lines
           Janny - Access to a large amount of cheeseballs, and get to go to kage every so often.
           Kate - In a similar vien, you get other things like access to saws and drills. Hmmmmmmmmm. (There is a drill in Mckenna's room. WHAT)
           Mitchell - Also get paint pants, and paint shirt.
   
   Vote looks positive! We're probably doing a booth! We might do a blitz.
   
   We need 3 booth chairs, but you should have some kind of experience, booth or similar (KAYLIE COUGH COUGH).
       Kaylie - What is the time commitment of a booth chair?
           - Light in fall, moderate in spring
   
   Mitchell - What is a blitz booth?
       - Half the size, not as interesting on the interior, but has a little less time. However, it's much easier to construct.
   

OLD BUSINESS

   Emily has the thing! Now Kate has it. Whatever spring carnival chooses as the theme is not her fault.
   
   Brief thing came up to ask about money for CTFWS, postponed.
   

NEW BUSINESS

   Kate - Motion to make a $500 allocation for booth.
   Passed.
   
   Janny - Motion to allocate a booth to $500.
   Dilitory
   
   Liam - Motion to de-allocate a booth.
   Dilatory
   
   Tim - Motion to re-allocate Rauen's 17 missing bytes.
   Dilotary?
   
   Henry - Committee on adding fruits to frosted flakes
   Purpose - They'rreeeee grape.
   Failed.
   
   Kate - POI, Henry, you ate something other than a fruit parfait?
   No.
   
   Kayle - Avatar rewatch committee
   Purpose - Meet at Kremlin (at a time defined by the residents of R7) sometimes to watch avater, the last airbender (but everyone's skin is blue).
   Passed, sold to Cam for $8, chaired by Kaylie.
   
   Emily - POI, what just happened?
   
   Tim - 🐈
   Purpose - After the heavy rain, a cat went into a place, The board decided to hire the cat. His title, responsible for welcoming newcomers. Advogato.
   Passed, sold to Tim for a bushel of corn, chaired by anyone who is or identifies as a cat and is a member of any bar association.
   
   Mitchell - Motion to allocate $100.69, just in case. (Food supplies etc.)
   Passed.
   
   Kate - Motion to acknowledge that pun. "We can't have nice things."
   
   Liam - Dez isn't as clever as he claims to be club.
   Purpose - Dez claims to have come up with that joke, but we have no evidence. Are we really going to let him just do that?
   Passed, sold to Henry for $3, chaired by liam.
   

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

   Dez - We're exec. We meet at 4:30 on Wednesdays, come check us out! Also murder mystery will be happening soon. Talk to us if you want to help write that!
   
   Kate - The 2vp has never been the one to plan this event.
   
   Mitchell - We have an event, but we don't know where it is. Help us find it.
   
   Liam - Motion to #define 3vp as Mitchell.
   

SCHMUCKS

   Tim - Ad hoc death of democracy reports - "It's been a whirlwind hour, we didn't get everything we wanted to, here's the recap of the past hour."
   
   Liam - Motion to purple
   
   Janny - Potion to Murple
   
   Tim - fish fish fish colors lets gtfo.