Minutes20191014

EXEC REPORTS

   Dez - Had a weekend, did cashlab and that's it. Big oof. We also don't have an event, and we won't watch movies so don't come.
   
   Janny - Liam is Janny. Had two midterms today. Big oof.
   
   Mitchell - Had a weekend. In class, got told to avoid Dez. Run.
   
   Mckenna - Had a weekend. Misses a person. Submit to Pravda.
   
   Woody - Had a weekend, spent 10 hours making blobby bois, and none of them worked. Oof.
   
   James - Did a thing at a magic the gathering draft. Would explain it, but its too big-brains for you to handle.
   
   Kushal - Had a weekend, did a lot of work. All the work he finished is due next week, though, and all the work due today is not done.

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Kate - Cats are stupid committee - Cats are nocturnal, and it's taken her this long to realize this. The past 3 nights kaylies cat has come into kates room, given her a toy, and tried to make Kate play with her. The toys are getting larger somehow. How is she doing this.
   
   Liam - Corn subsidies board - The value of a bushel of corn could change during today's meeting!
   
   Tim - Ad hoc parlimentarians committee - State opening of parliment will take place in the lordes. Debate about the queen's speech lasts 6 days. Lots of stuff.
   
   Kerthana - Ad hoc heaters are evil - An inneficient heater is still efficient. Hmmmm.
   
   Kate - Ad hoc pretending to be kaylie committee - Avatar rewatch is this saturday or sunday!
   
   Henry - I'm a physicist and I hate my life - Black holes: less dangerous than you might think
   
   Liam - Utter lies committee - British parliment makes total sense.
   
   Tim - World time lords - we're getting stronger
   
   Henry - Comics are bullshit - Speed force is not alone, and is fighting with other forces. One of them hired a hitman? Similar to if gravity hired a hitman to kill people who know E&M.
   
   Liam - The utter lies - Unity makes game development easier.
   
   Tim - FLoor is lava - Floor was recently lava, and is already rock.
   
   Henry - Stupid history committee - Continuation of last weeks report! Pope had a crusade, got some ships, loaded them with peasants, and sent them to constantinople. They sacked constantinople (a christian state), which worked well for constantinople.
   
   Liam - Lava is floor - If you have cold enough shoes.
   
   Kate - Booth committee & Pretending to be Kaylie committee - Spring carnival theme is 'Adventure Awaits'.
       Some starter themes to use:
       - Magic School Bus
       - Emperor's New Groove
       - Liam - Adventure's through the steam tunnels
       - Henry - Tomb of Horror's
       - Shelby - Traveller - Be a wolf human hybird
       - Pulp Novel - Similar to Indiana Jones
       - O-week booth
       - The horrible line at the top of Mt. Everest
       - Deus Vult
       - Russia, but in Norway
       - Trapped in an Arby's bathroom?
       - Elon Musk Wild Ride
       - The phantom tollbooth
       - Booth - Fire Red Edition
       - Dante's Inferno
       - Don Quixote
       - Carthage Must Be Destroyed
       - Wizard of Corn
       - Carthage Must Be Destroyed
       - Wizard of Corn
       - Jojo's Bizarre Booth

OLD BUSINESS

   Oliver has the thing, Henry has taken it, and it's not his fault the he can't say him losing the thing is not his fault, but our booth theme is.
   
   No orders of the day.

NEW BUSINESS

   Liam - Motion to officially condemn the Queen's speech.
   Passed.
   
   Kate - Motion to salute spring carnival committee.
   
   Keerthana - [CK]ash Money Lab committee
   Purpose - Commerate 213's sorrows and joys.
       Liam - Compiler error - Joy not found.
   Passed, sold to Keerthana
   
   Mitchell - Motion to create the 'Run Des' Committee
   Purpose - Run Dez, run
       Shelby - Triple Des is still okay.
       James - Run away, not run, right?
   Passed, sold to Henry for 3 dollars, chaired by Al Gore
   
   Liam - Committee on the electronic crusade
   Purpose - Deus Volt
   Tabled Indefinitely
   
   Keerthana - Russel is overrated, because anyone can prove 1 + 1 = 2
   Purpose - Make Liam mad
   Passed, sold to Oliver for $3, chaired by everything that Russel hates
   
   Liam - Standing rule such that infinitely large sets of committess can be passed, sold, and chaired as a set.
        - Allows you to pass a set of well defined committees as one large bunch.
   Passed
   
   Liam - Motion to, for each positive irrational number i, create a committee with name 'Recsec appreciation committee' and purpose being 'fish'^i, and the pair red fish committee, blue fish committee.
           Motion to typeset in Latex - NO
   Passed by 1, sold to Keerthana for $5, chaired by just her.

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

   Dez - We're exec! Come see us! Also there's no event, because we don't have licenses to watch movies, so don't show up. At some point soon, murder mystery signups!

SCHMUCKS

   Kate - Go fuck yourself, Dez. Motion to salute dez.
   
   Kate - Hi, come watch avatar with Kaylie. On saturday or sunday at 2.
   
   Liam - Motion 2, for each subset that Keerthana owns, create a supercommittee for those.
   
   Kate - Booth theme vote will be next week! There will be a poll on Facebook!
   
   Shelby - Computer club has talks! Come the the one this Wednesday at 7 for free pizza!
   
   Liam - Motion to green, purple, green, green, seafoam purple.
   
   Kate - Motion to continue this meeting 1 second for each committee keerthana owns.
   
   Tim - Motion to GTFO.