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HELLO GAMERS LAMERS AND INSTAGRAMERS IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER MEETING
Meeting called to order by James at 5:34
Office Reports
Lames: Put in a new lightbulb and it exploded, house smells bad
MattKaylie: Abandoned her boyfriend and went to st louis to visit family
Sawyer: Should not be trusted with money, bought minecraft creeper bowl for some godforsaken reason and got taco bell canned food because it was funny
OliverKevin: i did ece stuff and did robo club stuff and did finals hopefully
Liam: Saw a friend for the first time in months so is now a real human being
OliverOliver: did ECE stuff and didn't do finals, also maybe doing a phd now
KateKushal: Kate had a weekend and it was fine, caught up with frosh roommate who doesn't hate her
Comm Reports
Kate: Cats are stupid comm: cat being stupid pic
Liam: Video game law comm: Epic sued apple, case is stupid: companies have been roped in, discussion over what a game is, is banana obscene
-James: Is it?
-Liam: Of course, show banana
Matt: Ad-hoc late people comm: Kaylie is getting set up
Sawyer: Ad-misappopriated why the fuck did i wait until the last minute committtee in conj Ad-hoc aaa committee: aaa. late forms
Kate: Cats are stupid in conjunction with capitalism in action committee: picture report of a purple cat with tiddies
Tim: Ad-misappopriated why the fuck did i wait until the last minute committtee: aaaa more forms aaa
Kate: misappropriated cul standards committee: cake egg monstrosity
Kaylie: Ad-hoc officer report committee:
-Noped
Kaylie: Cats are stupid committee: Cat doesn't have UTI, is just an asshole
Tim: Culinary sub standards committee: Jersey Mikes
Sawyer: Ad-hoc dang-ling committee: I dislike ling
Tim: Correction in minutes of sub-standards vs sub standards committee
OLD BEEZWAX
Oliver had thang
Sawyer wants thing
-not my fault: Kate's horrible pixel combinations
-is his fault: Kate's other shitposts
Orders of day:
3rd of may 2021, discussion of a motion to sentence :xdown: for 4 weeks
-Keerthana: What does this mean. also it sounds like a great idea
-Voted on, passed
--Liam: James didn't provide an opposition emoji
--Tim: But people actually did vote for it
NEW BEEZ KNEES
Matt: Motion to create a standing rule that creates provisions for the following action: Members of the organization can auction off the exclusive rights to use specific emoji.
-Full text: Motion to create a standing rule that creates provisions for the following actions: members of the KGB organization can negotiate for exclusive rights to a specific emoji of their choice, through a bidding process that can be initiated during new business by saying "Motion to purchase X emoji for my personal use"
The motion must be approved, and then bidding can commence as it would as if a committee was created. Price must be paid to the KGB organization. Winner of the bid owns the emoji
-James: What about meeting critical emoji?
--Matt: Would be a friendly change
-Sam: Can you sell emoji?
--Matt: Committee ownership rules, so no process
--Tim: Ownership of extradordinary committees rules implies that ownership can somehow be transferred
---Also, voluntary transfer is possible
-Liam: Tried to amend to fix to avoid rules-emoji, but was already done
--Needed to to be amended to meeting-rules rather than rules
-Voted on, passed
Kaylie: Motion to purchase 👺 emoji for my personal use
-Liam: Motion to strike 👺, replace with 🍑 (was orignallly a null emoji)
--Kaylie: This is a bad idea
--Voted on, passed
-Voted on, passed
Sold to oliver for 6 dollars
Liam: Motion to purchase 🦑 for my personal use
-Unseconded
Sawyer: Motion to purchase :pot_of_dhreed: for my personal use
-Voted on, failed
Kate: Motion to make a standing rule that if no one bids on an emoji during a negotiation for exclusive rights for it, the emoji is sentenced for 4 weeks
-Ruled dilatory, there's already bid prices decreases
-Discussion of this process
Kushal: Motion to purchase :fuckingprincess: for my personal use
-Voted on, passed
-Sold to Kushal for 7 dollars
Kate: Motion to make a standing rule that you cannot purchase 🌽 emoji for personal use for less than corn (minimum bid must be corn)
-Liam: Point of order, isn't this dilatory since it stops things from continuing if nobody wants to buy it
-Kate: Edits motion to make it non-dilatory
-Kate: If bought for less than corn, the emoji is sentenced for 4 weeks
-Sam: motion to amend the motion to add. "if corn prices raise to round up to any amount of whole dollars more than the purchase price, the owner must pay the difference to the KGB. The owner shall not receive any money when the price goes down"
--33 minutes, get fucked
-discussion of bringing 33'd motions back
-voted on, passed
REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Exec meetings are something?????
Summer meetings will happen, are non-canonical
Hidden role james are happening
SCHMUCKS
Kate: Dez gradumalating
Liam: Motion to red, yellow, blue and GTFO
