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Meeting 8/29
kevin: snake on plane
twain: Austin stayed inside
NEW PEOPLE!!!!!
John Carlo, he/him, ECE, Massachusetts, No long pants in Pittsburgh club, ate cheerios
daniel, he/him, MSE, New York, typed message on keyboard
Spencer, he/him, ECE, walked here
Ishan , he/him, Math, saw someone drop Ipad
David - he/him, uses soap to wash hands
Anthony - he/him, po economics, long island, italian
Alexis she/her, Connecticut, left handed
(If you’re reading these for some reason and I got anything wrong let me know esp. name spelling, I am guessing)
Charles: had lunch w/billionaire, got internship
POTLUCK IN THE PARK - bring food, friends, Sept 7 6 pm at Black Chairs in UC freshmen do not have to bring food
Izzy: worked as a maintenance tech near house, painted various fences,
Julia: worked as a lifeguard, stopped idiocy? near water
Howard: Lived in Canada, airport adventure
Kaylie not present - spent later half genociding flies
Committee Reports
Adhoc It gon’ rain - it rained
Mis. corn subsidies - $6.83
It has rained - annoyeed
furry appreciation etc. - soon….
floor is lava committee- no lava
adhoc face blindness committee - Julia is not Kaylie
Misappropriated face blindness committtee - McKenna is not new
Spirit of thing to Anthony - not at fault for downpour
ORDERS OF THE DAY
Tim - discussion of ad hoc study for finals committee “try to stop procrastinating”
prospect - motion to table for one week
Twain- table until December 1st
been changed
Alexis - changed to next next December 1st (2023)
Passed, been tabled
Another new Persons!!!
Nicholas - nick he/him, ECE, Houston then Scotland for past four years, has not had fruit
April - she/her, SCS, freshman, Bay area, five fingers per arm
ORDERS OF THE DAY CONT
Tim- it is now later meeting
Howard - Table until following Dec 31st
Passed, been tabled
From jan 31st - standing rule, that procrastination committee cannot be tabled past ____________
Failed by acclimation
NEW BUSINESS
Anthony - motion to create committee to define words - purpose to define words
twain: wtf is oatmeal
tim: what is “is”
Sold for 6$ to David
Chaired by Joe Biden
NEW PERSON: Avery (sorry I missed that)
Clarified that standing rules sat down
Howard: undefined words committee “divide by zero”
passed
chaired by “flargle”
sold to Julia for 2$
Izzy: motion to define mealblock as amount on the register
Ammend to 4$? - most common price for a mealblock
twain - motion to ammend price of block to 4$
howie - committee like corn subsidies board? (point of discussion)
Passed - motion to #define mealblock as 4$
Daniel - ammend to most recent bid in block market channel in 2026 discord
McKenna - bids made by people in the room
Twain - hard to define most recent, manipulation is possible, access to discord
Izzy - ammend to capping at 12$
Howie- plz fail to have committee to report instead
Ammendment failed
Anthony - motion to table motion to #define mealblock as 4$ for 5 minutes
Passed
Howie- CMealblockchain committee - report price of mealblock for meetubg
Tim - replace name with “literally anything else”
Anthony - replace with “Dinex Daddies”
Twain - “Block Bretheren” committee
Prospekt - “Super Block Bros Committee”
“Block Bond Committee”
Izzy - “Super Block Bros and Knuckles”
Passed
Sold for $8.20 to Nick, Chaired by Himself
Anthony - motion to name Elise’s (new) plant Nick Cage
Failed
Tabled
- define mealblock “deferred to super block bros and Knuckles committee” - passed been referred - $4.13 today
Prospekt - misappropriated plant committee - misappropriate any unowned plants in meeting to Elise
Sold to Anthony for $1.03, chaired by plant, notably not named Nick Cage
Izzy - Motion to have elise name the plant, not friendly
McKenna - motion to #define plant aunt as someone who sees plant in Elise’s room
Twain - Gender neutral alternative?
Elise - defined as view or visit McKenna - View
Kira - Ammend to Plant Ant
Been changed
- defining plant ant as someone who enters elise’s room and sees plant
Passed
Tim - motion to purple
McKenna - motion to Mauve
Twain - seafoam green
Howie- motion to subocean blue
Twain - motion to chartreuse
Tim - motion to eggshell white
Izzy - motion to ugly shade of green
Anthony - motion to pastel blue
Daniel - motion to stygian blue
Tim - motion to stare at 2 Veep
Charles - motion to allocate 69$ 420c for this week’s event
Anthony - $4.20 or 42c
Summit cola not expressly excluded
Charles would like to be allowed to buy Summit Cola or get Costco membership
Passed - no Summit Cola
Passed - money for food
ANNOUNCEMENTS
- Exec meetings - Sundays, can come and see, let us know
- Event, bring self, friends, food, can bring summit cola, meet at UC Black Chairs, free if you don’t bring
- Dues - 25$, will get you 5$ off shirts, pay to Howie, the treasurer
SCHMUCKS
Elise- please register to vote in PA , please vote for Fetterman and Shapiro, deadline to register Oct. something, vote.pa.gov , mail in application, can do as a college student
Twain- Take their stucos, 98140 Mathemagic card tricks, card tricks and proofs, 98129 principles of dysfunctional programming, poor programming practices
Charles - Next Next event is Underground tour, tour around campus, if you’re interested in holding signs (returning students) let exec know, Sept 9th 7 pm UC Black Chairs
Charles - Linguistics club, words are weird, link posted in discord Schmucks channel, Fridays 4:30 pm in Baker
Tim - motion to creat out of order committee
Anthony - has a song, on most streaming services, synthpop, will be McKenna GTFO
