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MEETING 10/3
OFFICER REPORTS
Kevin: slept for 8 hours on one day
Twain: celebrated friend’s 21st birthday
Charles: played watchdogs, EVENT: kontent, create memes (not posters) on friday, KGB unofficial shindig (after event)
Izzy: had a weird dream where parents forced to go on vacation, PRAVDA
Julia: Made crepes
Howard: nothing, clear the decks
OLD BUSINESS
mealblock: 5$
Tim: corn is 6.81
Anthony: still getting succulents (mis. plants)
Kaylie: fear the owl: lots of updates, keep up on streak
Izzy: fear the owl: it is too late for her family, apologize
Kaylie: OSHA violoations, over the weekend, tabs (black curtains) started flying out at head height to avoid lighting fixtures, got told they might catch on fire
Elise: Photography, a groundhog on a grave
McKenna: mis. owl : my cat has stolen my cake
McKenna: Mr. Propaganda machine “we d hes just a large boy avacado are from mexico”
Avalon has the thing, kaylie got the spirit of the thing, not fault: almost setting curtains on fire
SPECIAL BUSINESS
BOOTH VOTE
(don’t actually have to be a dues paying member)
voting yes is committing a not insignificant amount of time to helping (some effort — about 1.5 - 2hrs once a week), abstention is can’t commit personal time
Booth chairs work in november to make documentation, approved in January
build jan-feb until spring break
Move on right after spring break
Tear down Sunday after carnival
Last year, wanted about 20 hours work on booth week
VOTES
Kevin: yes
Twain: abstension
Charles: yes
Izzy: abstension
Julia: yes
Howard: yes
Kaylie: abstension
Teddy: yes
Elise: yes
Sydney: yes
Avalon: abstension
Tim: abstension
Daniel: abstension
Nick: abstension
Anthony: abstension
Prospekt: abstain
Nick: abstain
McKenna: yes
Passed (we are probably making a booth, and it will be a blitz)
ORDERS OF THE DAY
April 4th 2022 and May 2nd - motion to create the floor is magma committtee “excrutiating discussions on the differences between magma and lava”
Charles- motion to table for half a year
Elise: if we have it does it go away
Tim: this will be right during carnival
Passed, been tabled
Last week & the week before: poll Mr.propaganda machine for “the average color of every El Gallo in the universe”
YeeHaw conducted
Challenge!
Anthony: YeeHaw
Been polled (images in meeting nonverbal)
New Business
Charles: motion to create the this is just a reminder that gerrymandering is legal committee, “demonstrate gerrymandering”
Kaylie: motion to change purpose to “to mander many gerries”
friendly, been changed
Anthony: gerrymandering
Gerrymandering groups: 17 people, no gerrymandering this time
Passed Sold for 10.13$ to Anthony chaired by Gerry Mander Seinfeld
McKenna: motion to make the Jerry Space Mander committee “to commemorate Gerry Erwin Mander, communist, activist”
Passed
Sold for 1$ to McKenna, chaired by anyone who does not consider themself a communist
Tim: motion to create a standing rule to sit down standing rule 27 (gerrymandering) emoji ballot box, succulent jade, the jade plant
Anthony: require have categories beforehand (this would have to be a different standing rule)
Nick: standardized gerrymandering map?
Kaylie: gerrymandering committee should meet and report minutes to recsec
Charles: motion to re-divide the partitions would be more friendly
Failed, RIP jade
McKenna: ? about uniqueness of
Nick: motion to request a report from the plant misappropriation committee,
Anthony: may names by word definition committee
Howard: motion to allocate 69$ for sippy sips and nummy nums for this weeks event
Charles: ammend to 69$ and 420 cents (passed)
Izzy: motion to ammend such that the allocation cannot be used to buy Summit Cola
Anthony: motion to ammend that it must be given in strictly non-sequential bills, serial numbers are not sequential (unfriendly, not pursued)
Nick: motion to ammend such that a little sticky note is given to the person who is utilizing the allocation to buy little sandwich boxes from costco maybe
PASSED, have SIPPY SIPS AND NUMMY NUMS
McKenna: motion to make the El Gallora El Galloro committee, “to distribute propaganda against organizations that the KGB disapproves of”
Sold for 1$ to McKenna: chaired by McKenna
Kaylie: motion to create a standing rule such that 36 minutes after the start of the meeting, the first person to make a motion to allocate money for sippy sips and nummy nums for this weeks event gets to determine whether the allocation may be used to buy summit cola.
succulent: Cappy one of those little cactuses, bottle emoji
Avalon: what clock
Kaylie: At any point after 36 minutes into the meeting
Nick: what if the money is allocated before this time
Kaylie: if charles calls for the allocation before that, he gets to decide
McKenna: more details for clock will be as defined by time by current best clock (highest in the room as compared to the highest clock at the start of meeting)
Kaylie: if the person who makes this motion is not charles, they may shame charles, saying shame, shame
Twain: ammend shame motion to shame
McKenna: mis. bullying committee, no stop
Passed, been STOOD
Sold for $10.15 to Daniel
Charles: motion to allocate 69 cents for summit cola for this weeks event
Twain: motion to shame charles
Tim: motion to ammend to 73 cents for tax (friendly been changed)
Nick: commend charles on such a great idea this time, really hope everyone votes for this
Kevin decides (tie), FAILED
McKenna: motion to make a standing rule such that you’re allowed to bring summit cola to an event as long as you take a sip in front of anyone at the event, emoji: woozy face, succulent is named summit cola
PASSED, been STOOD (only applies to events during general body meeting)
sold to Daniel for 1$
Izzy: motion to create a standing rule such that GBMs are defined as events for the purpose of the previous standing rule (fails, no seconds)
Kaylie: standing rule such that if the president asks for a chair of a standing rule after the auction of a standing rule more than two times during a meeting, they are ejected from the meeting, and we elect a new chair of the meeting, emoji: chair_down, succulent: exit sign
Nick: anticommend this motion, thinks it would be rude to kick him out, would not like to pay for it
Twain: motion to salute nick
Izzy: mis. committee to assassinate president commends this motion, would like to eject the chair and take his place
Kaylie: you children do not understand, we’re supposed to be mean to the chair, tradition to make standing rules to eject the chair because it’s funny
Daniel: motion to anticommend because it would allow Kevin to escape
PASSED BEEN STOOD
sold for 1$ to Kaylie
Real & relevant announcements
Exec is as mature as 5 year olds
Meetings Uc 306, 12:30-1:30 on sundays
Charles: Event - Kontent, just at computers with food, people tend to create sort of funny posters, unrelated to KGB
Afterwards, small party after event on Friday
Kevin: Exec has voted to extend dues paying period until October 30th (for continuing membership)
Looking for murder mystery writers, murder mystery will be Nov 4th
SCHMUCKS
Twain: friend was wearing a penguins shirt far from pittsburgh, says lets go pens, homophobe thought it said lets go penis
Izzy: motion to I dunno fuck
Tim: motion to colors, GITFO
