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MEETING 4/24/23
Kevin: finished watching Neon genesis evangelion
Avalon: went to bed before midnight/1 am most nights, feel 10x more exhausted manic
Howard: this morning, laptop got stuck in click bio screen forever and ever, dug through deepest part of forum, we have an even: LDOC Picnic (not) LDOC GBGC, bring you and your betrayal-sona, PH A18B, at 7 pm
Nick: went to a sorority formal, posted picture on instagram, asked if frat guy, last week submit to Pravda, you seem to not have understood the assignment
Julia: submitted last assignment for class, no longer have to run to mellon
Theo: got fro-yo with roommate, pay dues
Daniel: learning that makeup exam not at any of times available on survey, Sunday 6 pm
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Twain: culinary standards, went to sidecar, was really good, they were really nice, friend paid because birthday recently, got extra cookie for free, major slay
Minjae: bastions of democracy:
McKenna: mis. culinary standards: sidecar is good, cool pie flavor
Nicolas: committee for [poisson]: if you’re confused about when to use tu or vous, follow this handy flowchart
Theo: Latin: caecillus in est horto
Nick: mealblock committee: 7$
Twain: culinary standards committee: noodle house on Forbes is good, each time Twain goes, gets one check and suspicious look from waitress
Minjae: IE history : April fools is tomorrow, inoffensive jokes
Howard: introvert committee: having trouble communicating with people, don’t
Nicolas:
Keerthana: google joke: did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar, got 6 months
McKenna: KGBaking committee, baked for USA, passed on to Nick
Nick: culinary standards committee: my kitchen it’s good when I make things
Tim: corn crash to 6.50$
Theo: a.h. corn subsidies to mealblocks, mealblocks are worth just over corn
Keerthana: mis floor is lava, volcano forecast at 5:35pm
Charles: mis get some new fucking jokes: keeping floor is lava committee
Nicolas: Theo is chair of gatekeeping committee
Twain: mis gatekeeping: oh the new chair, you probably don’t know them
Theo: gatekeeping: oh the general body, you probably don’t know them
McKenna: Theo is chair of Booth Chair and Teletubbies committee
Twain: mis gaslighting: you’re acting so weird right now
Tim: gaslighting committee creation not untabled for another 52 weeks
Theo: gaslighting: remember last week when Avalon was elected president of the KGB
Keerthana: mis gaslighting: this is why your mom and I had a divorce
McKenna: go up committee is not owned by Theo
Nicolas: gaslighting: why aren’t you writing the notes
Charles has thing, Keerthana wants thing: not fault: won’t get thing back in time
ORDERS OF THE DAY
order of the day committee “to be tabled until next week”
motion to table for 1 week
Passed, been tabled for a week
the table committee “to hold all the tabled motions”
motion to table (fails because kevin didn’t count and ties are broken by the chair - down with the tyrant)
PASSED, been made
sold for 3$ to Keerthana, disbanded
Avalon: motion to #define “I pull out” as “I retract my motion”
Passed
Theo: motion to create the rollerskating committee better known as the wheely wheels committee “to go rollerskating around campus in places we’re definitely supposed to roller-skate in”
Theo: rollerblading homophobic, rollerskating gay?
Avalon: what would happen if tucker carlson puts on roller skates
McKenna: but rollerblades are better for going outside, very lesbian
Theo: I pull out
McKenna: motion to make the canon shadow puppets committee “I learned that there’s an official nintendo guide to mario shadow puppets and I want to know if there’s more of them.”
Passed, chaired by anyone doing mario shadow puppet at the time
Howard: motion to allocate 100$ and 0 cents for this weeks event and no summit cola
Passed, will have money for event
Twain: motion to #define (doing nothing) as (raising hand)
Kevin: dilatory
Nicolas: ah syntax error: semicolon missing on line 13
Avalon: indecisive
Howard: summit cola won me election
Theo: never again
Julia: strictly worse than other sodas
Nick: tastes like coke that was left in the sun
Nick: motion to create the KGB totally not hazing committee “to encourage freshmen to take shots of summit cola at the first meeting”
Keerthana: mis Rkremlin: add summit cola to milk
Twain: apparently firebilk is pretty good
Passed, sold for 1$ to Nick, chaired by Avalon
Avalon: motion to #define the corner of shame eastern most corner of whatever room we are in
(Arguing about compass directions in the room)
Daniel: motion to amend easternmost is replaced with upstage most and stage-leftmost
Avalon: motion to #define the corner of shame as the upstage most and stage-rightmost corner of the room we are in (in the event that we are in a circular room the chair chooses it)
(discussion of ways to remember which is port and which is starboard)
(various alphabet songs)
Twain: motion to create a standing rule such that if someone proposes a standing rule and it fails they have to go and stand in the corner of shame for 30 seconds. If you lose control of the motion and it fails, that doesn’t count. If it fails by acclimation, you have to stand in the corner for 69 seconds.
Tim: if it gets amended beyond all hell?
Twain: sucks. withdrawing/lack of second not failing,
PASSED, been stood
Theo: motion to make the we’re not a cult committee “to partner with the gaslighting committee so that when the KGB totally not hazing committee encourages freshmen to take shots of summit cola, the gaslighting committee convinces the freshmen that a) this is a normal college experience, b) summit cola is delicious”
Robert:mis gaslighting looks favorably upon this motion
Daniel: properly appropriated gaslighting commitee looks favorably
Theo: acctual gaslighting: remember when we made that not a cult commitee
Nick: hazing: looks forward to bonding experiences this will facilitate.
PASSED, sold for 3$ to Howard, disbanded
REAL & RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Kevin: We are exec, exec meetings at the same time, we have an event
Howard: LDOC GBGC, betrayal, maybe diplomacy, Friday at 7 pm, PH
Kevin: mafia night two weeks from now, go to Buca di Beppo, dress kinda fancy, note: on Wednesday of finals week, will be leaving around 5 pm, sign up sheet/google form on discord
SCHMUCKS
Izzy: do y’all know that Buca di Beppo, when translated directly into English means “Giuseppe’s Hole”
Kevin: my name’s chood: party at Kremlin this friday, celebrating the 4 seniors who are graduating, after LDOC picnic thing
McKenna: purple
Howard: motion to gitfo
