Minutes20231106
MEETING 11/6/23
OFFICER REPORTS
Kevin: spent weekend figuring out what our standing rules are this semester, not going to enforce most of them
Nick^Avalon: business business business oh man business, democracy
Daniel: friday, printed a thing, haven’t taken off supports, sign up for murder mystery today or tomorrow, there will be pizza
Nick: on saturday, spent 9 hours working on rockets, on sunday 12 hours doing rockets, submit to pravda, fill out the build your own pravda
Julia: saw guy walking backwards around the track, attendance
Theo: (pulls out 14 lbs of canadian pennies) redid KGB’s treasury, ironed money, brought an umbrella this time
Benner: spent basically all of yesterday and day before writing two papers thought due on monday, actually one due next week
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Twain: corn subsidies: 4.28
Charles: burn down kremlin: forgot to take lint out of lint trap
Teddy: according: to
Nathan: not yet
Benner: mis plants: amount of plants in dorm room rapidly growing
Theo: mis. it’s always fucking canada: what should we do with 15 pounds of canadian pennies (not valid currency- would have to go to federal
Nick: ah piazza: nevermind, nevermind
Twain: ah mis piazza: please make this question open to the class
Anthony: make jewelry out of them (the pennies)
Elise: mis plants: rip Jolene
Daniel: what snacks do you want at
Hivemind: mexico space your own name tequila
Theo: ah it’s always fucking canada: what is former KGB treasurer Oliver’s address (want to mail him the pennies)
Twain: mis ah piazza: one of professors keeps answering questions in followup, not in instructors answers
Xander: it sounds like we have a logistics problem of transporting to canada, we have a member of exec who knows about rockets…
Nick: sure, we can launch missiles at canada
Theo: it’s always fucking canada:can include pennies?
Nick: it could be the ballast
Teddy: mis piazza responses from fish: will there be OH this weekend?
there will be folks to answer questions on piazza are we not good enough
Anthony: ICBM look favoribly upon allocation
Twain: mis ah piazza: hw 4 cancellation. Hi, I was wondering if homework 4 could be cancelled
Nathan: mis ah piazza: bell curve IQ meme about finding limits
Theo: ah it’s always fucking canada + piazza: find the professor whos on piazza most, leave them
Nathan: practice room piano: new pianos being tuned now, on mondays and fridays, less time 11-3 pm mondays and fridays
Dana: 18 pounds weight of pennies or 18 british pounds
Theo: 30 Canadian dollars
Theo: 18 weight unit pounds
Xander: its always fucking canada: get rid of 18 pounds of pennies weight, not mass, so if we launch pennies to deep space, it will be 0 pounds
Nick: ah destroy canada: destroy canada?
Theo: ah it’s always fucking canada: everyone takes 100 canadian pennies and just hands them to people leaving meeting
Elise: I can take one and put one on every design student’s desk
Theo: in kgb’s eyes, these pennies are no longer legal tender
Benner: if anyone wants to sort, pennies made before 1996 are 98% copper
Twain: ah who needs piazza: please email all hw directly to me
STANDING RULE BREAKER BOX
Benner has thing, Julia wants, not fault: all those pennies
NEW BUSINESS
Theo: motion to allocate 18 pounds of canadian pennies to the bit?
Nick: motion to allocate 1000 pennies to this weeks event for sippy sips and nummy nums (unseconded)
Nick: motion to allocate 5000 pennies for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event
Daniel: motion to amend to 10,000 pennies (friendly, been changed)
Theo: amend to 20,000 half pennies (ill defined)
Charles: motion to amend to 500,000 mil (1/1000th of a dollar)
Daniel: coinage act fish discontinued half cent
Anthony: motion to amend the allocation to 50 2$ bills (friendly, been changed)
Xander: I want to say we did get a sheet of original mint 2$ bills, do not have access to parent house
Theo: KGB treasury owns a 2$ bill
Xander: photocopy 2$ bill
Passed, been allocated (100$)
Daniel: motion to create the whack a mole committee “to whack moles”
Julia: motion to amend purpose to “to create a fun little minigame for Kevin in meeting” (friendly, been changed)
Theo: append “and to give people in the corner of shame something to do” (friendly, been changed)
Passed, sold to Anthony for $2.50, chaired by “a mole”
Nathan: motion to make the piazza committee “to report on funny posts on piazza, as been ad hoc-ed many times”
Twain: do we count posts from previous semesters
Nathan: sure
Passed, sold to Daniel for 7$, chaired by “good question”
Charles: motion to create the q-azza committee “to be the logical consequence of the piazza committee”
Daniel: motion to amend to the “piazzn’t committee” (friendly, been changed)
Passed, sold to Nick for 3$, chaired by “bad question”
Anthony: motion to create the “KGBitcoin minting committee” “to get all the pennies to be melted down and forged into kgbitcoin”
(Discussion of the legality)
Daniel: could get souvenier penny machines
Anthony: rescinds motion
Twain: is I pull out still a thing
Kevin: yes, first thing we did
Twain: motion to create a standing rule such that saying good question is counted as raising your hand on votes for motions, and undo good question is counted as raising your hand on votes against
(Various piazza actions)
Passed, been stood, sold for 1$ to Nick
Teddy: motion to create the “” committeee purpose: “” (“” denoting a few seconds of silence)
Passed, kevin complains about counting “good questions”, sold for 2$ to Anthony, chaired by “”
Xander: motion to book a canada, spot on the escalators between train and arrivals departure terminal,
Nick: motion to create the penny rumination committee “to ruminate on the pennies”
Julia: hand them out to everybody who comes into the booth?
Theo: append using the general body put one penny on every desk in this room (MM103) after every gbm until there are no pennies left to the purpose (Friendly, been changed)
Daniel: ruminants wouldn’t be able to digest pennies
Passed, sold for 2$ to Daniel, chaired by “canadian abraham lincoln”
Anthony: motion to create a standing rule such that if the number of minutes in the time is divisible by 6 the motion fails
Theo: amend such that the person proposing the motion loses 60 hp
Failed
Benner: motion to create the history of pepsi committee “looking into the history of pepsi and the many strange things that have occurred in it”
Nick: pepsi battleship, pepsi battleship, pepsi battleship
Sold for 3$ to Anthony, chaired by the admiral of pepsi
Twain: motion to create the committee for amateurs named nes “new biz ness”
Nick: pk fire
Benner: motion to fail by acclamation
Failed
Theo: motion to create a standing rule such that you can “” by acclamation and no one can speak of the standing rule for 2 weeks and it gets tabled
(Failed)
Anthony: motion to create the internet explorer committee “reporting on the news except its the news from 40 years ago”
Daniel: literally 1984
Dana: original macintosh
Nick: the UK is hit by red rain dubbed “blood rain”…
Passed, sold for 1$ to Anthony, chaired by “whoever the president of KGB was 20 years ago”
Charles: oh, this KGB
Daniel: motion to #define the corner of un-shame, as the upstage most, stage-leftmost corner Julia: motion to amend “un-shame” to pride (unfriendly, not strong)
Passed, been #defined
Daniel: motion to create a new standing rule such that no-one may enter the corner of un-shame
Failed
Theo: motion to create a standing rule such that we send people to the corner of un-shame only if a committee, standing rule, or #definition passes unanimously (must pass through a vote, not through acclamation)
Nick: is it mandatory
Theo: yes
Sold for 1$ to nick
Daniel, sadly from the corner of shame: how long has it been, I can’t see the clock from here
RRA
Kevin: we r kgb, we r exec
Daniel: sign up for event, there will be pizza, if you have signed up and you can’t make it please let me know immediately
Xander: how long is signup for
Kevin: until tomorrow
Kevin: we also have an event next week: capture the flag with stuff, we play capture the flag but with felt and foam stuff, will explain rules on day of, join us for that, the friday after this friday
SCHMUCKS
Charles: one vacancy in Kremlin in December, I can hook you up with a nice to live, its like the best place to live, let me know if you want to live there
Anthony: have song coming out on Friday, if you’re registered to vote, vote
Kevin: take stuco fun with robots, DM kevin for details
Twain: who asked
Charles: taupe, gitfo
