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MEETING 12/11
Kevin: spent most of weekend working on SRAM, and 4 days beforehand, 1 hour before deadline, realized it was working 2 days ago, finally free from hammerschlag hall
Avalon: went ice skating, better at ice skating than thought
Eshaan^Daniel: I love playing splatoon, no splatoon in Geek Eat
Eshaan^Nick: scottish, hate the british hitler was austrian
Julia: sleep deprived
Jonathan^Theo: Fricked off to somewhere not here
Benner: did too much writing, too much filming, was like 5 mins worth of footage but the limit is 3 minutes
(chood threw a lot of pennies and we spent 10 minutes picking them up)
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Jonathan: mis [sic] egg: eggs have gone to 2.30$/dozen
Anthony: mis [sic] holly jolly: headbands
Nathan: piazza: when is the public record for bitcoin, what does it mean fish — c@cm
Eshaan: ah large pointy stick: I have
Anthony: candycane shiv
Aresh: thank you for subscribing to my youtube channel
Benner: answer to piazza question from before
Eshaan: ah prison violence: support for candycane shiv
Aresh: mis. cryptocurrency: 3blue1brown has good cryptocurrency video
Benner: history of pepsi: video game called pepsi man where you are the pepsi mascot and drink pepsi and run around
Vuyani: mis history of pepsi: theme music is really good
[pepsi man theme gets played]
Benner: horace burgess’s treehouse built almost entirely by one dude horace burgess, said commanded by god to build it, performed many weddings in it, chapel doubled as a basketball court, closed in 2012 for firecode violations, burned down in 2019
Jonathan: press f to pay respects for the treehouse committee: f
Eshaan: recursive instance of KGB committee: officers please report
Avalon: pros and cons of buying wikipedia: we could make all truth what kgb wants
Anthony: mis actual wikipedia editors: a lot of
Eshaan: days since Avalon has done something fascist: we’re back to zero
Jonathan: national debt: increased by 200 billion $ in last 2 weeks
OLD BUSINESS
Anthony has the thing, Nathan wants the thing, not fault: how well did on jury, now fault: everyone’s finals
NEW BUSINESS
Benner: motion to allocate (fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish $ and fish fish cents to buy wikipedia
Anthony: motion to amend the standing rule that if the treasurer is absent from the meeting we consider the treasury to be the amount of money to buy wikipedia
Jonathan: motion to allocate (fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish) (unseconded)
Eshaan: I would like to free fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish bytes of memory in one block
Anthony: motion #define “what KGB stands for” to “Kan Gbuy BWikepedia)
Benner: motion to pick up a usb drive I found on the floor and put it into my laptop
Benner: motion to make a standing rule such that if any member of KGB sees a flash drive on the ground they have to pick it up and plug it into their laptop
Avalon: motion to amend such that this plugging in must occur during the next GBM (friendly, been changed)
Passed, been stood, sold for 2$ to Eshaan
Anthony: motion to allocate 1 corn (5$) towards a study on the lethality of candy cane shanks
Passed, been allocated, please don’t stab anyone, 5$ won’t cover the legal fees
Eshaan: motion to give me the 5$ meant to be used for shivving (unseconded)
Eshaan: point of information: Kevin how confused are you?
Kevin: we’re in new business
Aresh: motion to create the zeno’s paradox committee “to get halfway to the creation of the zeno’s paradox committee”
Avalon: motion to eh by acclamation
(Tabled for 1 week)
Anthony: motion to #define new business as “very serious business”
Avalon: serious business is trademarked by the tepper school of serious business
Jonathan: motion to amend “business” to “bizness”
Anthony: 1$ to pass by corruption
Avalon: objection: 2$
Anthony: objection to objection 5$
Been passed by corruption
Benner: motion to amend pass by corruption so objection can be o
Julia: motion to amend the pass by corruption so the amount of money that wins is not more money, but instead the heavier amount of money, british pounds count for 1 pound of weight
Benner: motion to amend so it can be any heavy object of significant monetary value
Vuyani: motion to amend the amendment such that significant monetary value is 10$ on ebay bids (friendly, been changed)
Eshaan: motion to append such that must be done as surreptitiously as possible, but if the amount gets guessed the bid is re
Julia: I pull out
Benner: motion to wish my roommate selina good luck on her final that started 19 mins ago (ill defined but good luck)
Anthony: anti-cinderella rule: unless someone makes a motion to gitfo we have to be here until 12 am
Failed
Nathan: motion
Jonathan: to
Avalon: motion to create a standing rule such that when someone says fail by corruption we go about the same process as pass by corruption, but for failing the motion
Passed, been stood, sold for 2$ to Eshaan
Anthony: motion to amend the pass by corruption to use KGB credit as well as cash (unseconded)
Avalon: the existence of KGB debt and credit and currency implies there could be a KGB economy
Jonathan: some colors
Charles: motion to hold a moment of awkward silence for that thing you did 2 1/2 years ago
REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
we are going to cheesecake factory, 5pm, meet there and head to bus stop, if you have alternate transportation feel free to take those, sign up sheet in discord, mostly to tell us who to wait for at black chairs
we have dues, 15/sem, 20/yr, other numbers are all lies
SCHMUCKS
Anthony: still have a song, find it in schmucks on the discord
chood: don’t have a song, can’t listen to it, not in schmucks
