Minutes20240205
OFFICER REPORTS
Kevin: learned what mangos look like, thanks Daniel
Avalon: found out can actually do an Elmo voice really well, said some “heinous shit” in the elmo voice
NEW PERSON!!!!
Phong, engineering, he/him, Hanoi, Vietnam, I go to CMU
Daniel: presentation night, Friday at 7 pm in wean 5409
Nick: did a robot, did 240 homework, submit to Pravda
Julia: I watched all of season 2 of the bear
Theo: read most of a 1200 page book series
Benner: Got all of my work done except for the big project that is due tonight (the one important thing that needed to get done)
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Ben: Wikipedia: IP over avian carriers: take all of the stuff, put it on a carrier pigeon, send the carrier pigeon to the destination that is how something something I’m an English major
Theo: Concepts is not that hard: my hw took me longer than roommate’s concepts
Twain: ah random english language facts: there are four adjectives in the english language ending in dus, hazardous, tremendous, stupendous, horrendous
Ben: Sealand: you can get a personalized sealand email address for 8$ if you are a noble or dutchess of sealand
Daniel: corn is like 5$ bushel
Twain: corn subsidies: 4.43$
Nathan: sealand: on February 20th 2023 sealand instagram posted a video: sealand vs UK
Theo: teletubbies drama: tinky winky is not gay (according to gamer ant)
Avalon: CFA: cant fucking spell
Ben: wikipedia: tall bike: is a bike that you put the body of another bike on top, have seen up to 4 bikes tall, needed a ladder to get on it
Theo: CFA: how do you know its game rant as opposed to gamer ant
Nick: mealblock: 6$
Keerthana: mis animal facts: did you know that gorillas can catch human colds
Theo: Teletubbies drama: the central message of teletubbies is that the big hug has to be a daily event
Twain: ah popple: while at popple had to not laugh while people talked about dick reachability and caulk (sp?)
Ben: ah smash your phone on the ground: there is an app called send me to heaven, measures the vertical distance a phone is thrown in the air (record 130 feet using a slingshot)
Theo: ah baby’s first showerthoughts: did you know that chocolate milk comes from brown cows
Daniel: motion to GBM space
Twain: (something long and technical about dyck reachability)
Theo: ah spam: exec email has received at least 7 spam messages, some of which have questionable content
Xander: wait what was that: question about dyck reachability
Keerthana: hivemind: dick is reachable what is reachable via a big space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name
Avalon has thing, Theo wants thing, not fault: last full GBM of the semester, is fault: kevin will make them return thing
Avalon: motion to create the tabling committee “to be tabled until next week”
Nick: motion to table for four weeks
Passed, been tabled for four weeks
Keerthana: motion to create the oligopoly of mealblock buyers “to suppress the price of mealblocks”
Nick: we can make a discord bot to spam channel with “sorry, I only buy blocks for 2$ or less”
Keerthana: can take anyone buying blocks for more than 5$ to morewood parking lot
Sold to keerthana for 1$, chaired by everyone whose not a freshman and Phong
Twain: motion to create the papers with funny names committee “to find papers with funny names and share them with the class (excluding papers about gravity because they’re all jokes anyway)”
Keerthana: exclude sigbovik?
Nick: exclude papers about gravity because they’re all jokes anyways (been amended)
Twain: Efficient CHAD paper
sold to Nick for 2$, the price of accessing a paper legitly on research gate
Daniel: I forgor
Theo: motion to create the no one puts Kevin in a corner committee “to act as a constant reminder that no one puts Kevin in the corner, Kevin puts himself in the corner by saying words with Q”
Sold to Avalon for 2$, chaired by Kevin
Ben: which kevin are we talking about
Theo: motion to allocate 70$ for this week’s event
Passed, been allocated
Theo: motion to Daniel listens to snack recommendations committee: would like to request tangerines at this week’s event
Nick: cookie cake
Keerthana: motion to amend purpose to summit cola
Benner: motion to create the “lying to people for fun committee” “to lie to people for fun”
Keerthana: motion to amend purpose to “Daniel, why aren’t you buying more tangerines”
Passed, been changed
Teddy: motion to amend purpose to “to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth”
Failed, not changed
Passed, sold for 5$ to Ben, chaired by “the staff of readme”
Twain: does anyone have on them non-scented moisturizer I can borrow
Teddy: motion to #define “unscented moisturizer” as “water”
Passed, been #defined
Theo: motion to the left
Ben: motion to sit in silence for 30 seconds
Avalon: motion for KGB to take a little nap on the table for like 30 seconds
Ben: there was once a plane that crashed because the pilot bet he could land it without looking out the cockpit
Ben: requesting a high five from the president
Xander: there was once a plane that shot itself down (they were testing the armament on the plane at high speed and low speed, flying along, and fired the cannon, then entered a dive and accelerated)
Teddy: fun plane facts: ernest hemmingway got into a plane, it crashed, walked got into another plain, it also crashed
Twain: point of information, Twain is spelled with a silent Q at the end
Nick: ah fun facts about planes: planes can indeed fly
Theo: ah fun facts about plants: plants cannot fly
Avalon: mis plants: venus fly trap might be able to fly
Theo: ah plain facts: plains cannot fly
Benner: fun facts about plane: image: red dots show where they need to fortify the plane
Twain: I just wanted to say that not only did I have to deal with dyck reachability and caulk, but also horn clauses
RRAs
Kevin: Exec meetings, UC 306
Daniel: event: presentation night, also CTFWS in 2 weeks, that’s happening
Theo: dues: 15$/sem, 20$/year, 69/hr, 420/min, 69c/10 yrs if murder
Theo: booth: we have a booth, we’re gonna paint dinosaurs this weekend
Kevin: we need judges for CTFWS, will have rules committee thursday, we can talk about what rules need improvement
Ben: readme: has had its first publication printed, you can probably still find them, if you really want to see it I can send you the PDF, you should read it if you want to join
SCHMUCKS
Nathan: CMU philharmonic playing the weekend after this weekend, playing some good and hard music, 8 pm on sunday
Theo: SOD has the scottish play wednesday-friday
Avalon: CMU democrats: talking about affirmative action and eating tacos wean, Thursday
Avalon: entrepreneurial association event in schwartz center
Daniel: motion to RAL1010
Theo: motion to Bastard amber
Nick: motion to the color of a red herring
Avalon: motion to the color of the lights reflecting in Kevin’s glasses
Nathan: motion to 270 degrees
Total count of times Quevin got sent to the corner for saying words containing Q: 3
