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GENERAL BODY MANIFESTATION
OFFICER REPORTS
Kevin: celebrated lunar new year with roommates, had too many dumpling skins, made non-traditional dumplings, coffee beans are least offensive
Avalon: watched superbowl, team that decided to root for 5 minutes before it started, lost
NEW PERSON!!
Noah, he/him, Wamego, Kansas, math major, from the midwest
Daniel: was gonna come up with something, not a real meeting, don’t feel like have to anymore, watched splatoon hologram concert livestreamed to youtube, event: CTFWS DH 2315 Friday 7 pm
Nick: built a robot, as usual, watched superbowl, submit to pravda at nkeck@andrew.cmu.edu, UK phone number, the only person submitting to Pravda is Kevin
Theo: kidnapped 2 strangers off the street (consensually) and hung out with them until 4 am
Julia: unfortunately, found a group for group project
Benner: downloaded chop chop fruit dokidoki dating sim thingy, 8 ams cancelled
Kevin2 electric boogaloo: watched the superbowl, one team won, other team lost
Noah: for some reason didn’t go to bed saturday, slept for 14 hours last night
Nathan: played some board games, forgot ipad in CFA practice room, went back to dorm to get free food, walked all the way back to CFA to practice some more.
[Insert discussion of superbowl halftime show here]
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Nathan: Piazza: from professor: hello everyone, let’s try an experiment, I’m asking you all what song I should play before lecture. Looking forward to learning about new music. (No replies)
Benner: ad hoc readme: once the harvard lampoon kidnapped the president of the harvard crimson, and would like to do the same with the president of the Tartan
Avalon: mis corn subs: I don’t know
Benner: wikipedia: guy goma bbc interview, where BBC was going to interview guy cuny, instead interviewed guy goma, a guy they were gonna interview for a data analyst, they put him on live television, he just kinda went with it, transcript: Karen Bowerman: Well, Guy Kewney is editor of the technology website Newswireless. Hello, good morning to you.
Guy Goma (visibly shocked): Good morning.
Bowerman: Were you surprised by this verdict today?
Goma: I am very surprised to see... this verdict to come on me, because I was not expecting that. When I came, they told me something else and I am coming. "You got an interview," that's all. So a big surprise anyway.
20 minutes later, they had a job interview, they didn’t hire him, and then they never interviewed the actual guy. Later, he went on in a follow up interview on what happened, and apologized to the guy for taking his spot
Julia: definitely not lying about the price of corn: 3$
Daniel: Doxxing kevin: how much corn do you buy regularly kevin?
Kevin: none
Kevin: mis corn price: it is $4.31/bushel
Benner: I googled corn price: 430.75$
Eshaan: lying misinformation, half-truths: corn 3.37$
Nick: block market: 6$
Ben: wikipedia: pokemon uranium, pokemon game except the world is a nuclear disaster
REAL & RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Daniel: It’s capture the flag with stuff, come
Kevin: booth builds, readme, dues
Theo (in recording): I’ve been kidnapped by the school of drama, dues, booth builds
[round of applause]
SCHMUCKS
Nathan: come see the cmu philharmonic, next sunday 8pm soldiers and sailors, free for students using code cmustudents, playing very hard piece, bartok, I trust everyone definitely has practiced over the weekends
Benner: I found the worst chord: [really unpleasant chord]
