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OFFICER REPORTS
Kevin: went to scotty con, saw former comp arc professor there
Avalon: was up from 7:30 until 2am for competition for club in
Daniel: been working on re-calculating bullet shot physics in splatoon, error made somewhere, could not figure out for the life of me, changed state of bullet one frame too early, was an easy fix, event!: field trip to the cathedral of learning, and then get food after, meeting at 6:30pm, notably not 7:00 pm
Nick: went to greek sing, watched delta gamma shit the bed for the first time in their history, have a fire article coming out about religion, send me religious memes for Pravda
Julia: had dinner with friend who is coming to pittsburgh for grad school next year, begun the campaign to get her to join KGB
Keerthana^Theo: Keerthana went to open houses and then went to booth and did booth
Benner: went to scotty con, bought things, started re-reading House of Leaves, book cannot recommend to anyone without an extensive disclaimer about how hard it is to read
COMITTEE REPORTS
Daniel: corn subsidies: I don’t know
Nick: block: 6.5
Avalon: going down: everything, but also elevators which like to announce it to me when I enter
Benner: going down: the berlin wall while my uncle was in Berlin, found out about it this weekend
Nick: mis. going down: just use the stairs
Eshaan: going up: elevators also go up if you press a different button
Daniel: going down: corn 3=4.39
Keerthana: booth: we’ve built all our walls except the ones that need modifications, we’re getting to the point where we actually have to build the booth, need more people to show up to the next couple weeks of builds to finish painting and spackling the dino, Jonathan put up a spreadsheet, please come to build week, booth builds Wednesday 6-8, Saturday 1-3 in the Kage’
Benner: going down: the quality of my shoes, I think they can make it through the rest of the year
Avalon: going up: going on runs is a fantastic way to force dopamine into your body even if you are very stressed
Nick: nomination time
nominations committee:
slides are on discord in announcements channel, annual meeting April 15th
hivemind: motion to create the biggest pea possible from as many is was are to can could how mushrooms end report
Benner: wikipedia: the 2018 horizon air Q400 incident, this guy who was a ground service agent with no piloting experience took a plane and flew it and he talked to ATC during it “a broken guy, got a few screws loose I guess”, wanted to do a couple maneuvers to see if it could do it, asked for coordinates of orca which had been on national news, did barrel roll above puget sound because he had done microsoft flight simulator
Keerthana: ah joke of the day: how do robots eat guacamole, they eat it with computer chips
Benner: ah joke of the day 2: have you heard the joke about the gaslighter
OLD BUSINESS
Daniel has thing, benner wants thing: not fault: aughhhh is fault eughh
NEW BUSINESS
Nick: motion to create the aviation history committee, “to give Benner more things to spout history on, because the last few wikipedia reports have been aviation failures”
Passed, sold for 1$ to Daniel, chaired by Nick
Daniel: motion to allocate ____ for sippy sips and nummy nums (in general)
0
0.18 (the value of one dogecoin) – selected
69$ 420c (1.99)
3$(the price of Kevin’s social security number)
5$ (corn)
6$ (math tax)
6.50 (the value of a mealblock)
12$ (the value of these 3 year old headphones)
pi^4 (97.41)
694.20 (size of the exec discretionary fund)
70,fish(the value of one bitcoin)
12.5 million
2 billion
motion to allocate 18c for sippy sips and nummy nums (in general)
Keerthana: motion to pass by acclamation, passed, 18c allocated
Benner: motion to disband the KGB (invalid)
Keerthana: motion to create the committee to disband the KGB, “to disband the KGB”
Passed, sold for 5$ to Nick, chaired by Farnam Jahanian
Benner: motion to create the Kevin’s discretionary nuke fund committee “to fund Kevin’s discretionary nuke fund”
Passed, sold for 1$ to Keerthana, disbanded
Teddy: motion to create the KGB II committee, “it’s been 35 years since KGB came out, we need a new one”
Daniel: It’s sonic’s 30th anniversary!
Passed, sold for 2$ to Daniel, chaired by “I was really committed to just saying 2”
Keerthana: motion to send Daniel to the corner of shame
Daniel: ok.
Teddy: motion to send all non-exec to the corner of shame
Nick: motion to send everyone to the corner of shame
Benner: motion to send the president to the corner of shame
Nick: motion to create the “delay new business” committee “to be tabled for one week”
Motion to table for 1 week, passed, been tabled
(Various requests)
Daniel: requesting a report from the president as to a pangram
Teddy: do you know what your own name is?
Daniel: I entered python mode in the terminal, how should I get out of it
Kevin: control D
Keerthana: call to question
Daniel: I think this is the longest you have gone without saying Q
Daniel: who was the monarch of the united kingdom prior to the current one
Kevin: Elizabeth the Second
Avalon: more elaboration on that
Kevin: my roommates made guesses as to when the queen would die
(Kevin said Q, we are all in the corner of shame)
REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Kevin: Exec is not in a nice little line anymore, exec meetings sundays
Daniel: going on a field trip to the event, we’re going on a field trip, come visit Cathy, 6:30pm uc black chairs, purpose: ascend, go up, climb
Keerthana: who’s Cathy
Keerthana: booth: please come thank you
Benner: readme: it’s fun, spent the half hour before KGB making best representation of article, saturday 12 uc 306
Dues: 15$/semester, if you want to be a valid candidate pay dues
SCHMUCKS
Nick: today you can now make schedules for next semester, did you know that there is a gened about anime, if you’re an engineer, it counts for people places and culture, but if you’d like to take it with me, I’m going to sign up for lecture A
Benner: my morning was pretty good if you don’t count the exam I took
Keerthana: motion to hexcode 00000000
Kevin: motion to nearly black (purple apparently)
Benner: motion to hexcode 800855
Teddy: 001100
Daniel: motion to seafoam green
Avalon: motion to purple
Nick: motion to green seafoam
Daniel: motion to seafoam purple
Benner: motion to the color that would exist if you mixed seafoam green and purple
Teddy: motion to the color of light that yellow things absorb
Daniel: motion to the color of the terrain in lavender town in pokemon red and blue and yellow when played on a gameboy color (purple, apparently)
Avalon: gitfo
