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OFFICER REPORTS
Kevin: good time, got snubbed at awards, good weekend, good carnival
Avalon: cannot remember story at exec meeting, smashed a pineapple
Daniel: did lots of booth things also tore down, found 7 hours to find the splatoon 3 championships
Nick: tore down, and also did some 240 homework
Julia: I did not do my taxes
Theo: gonna leave getting pelted with money to the next treasurer, one of the two carnival things did went to the school of drama cabaret where seniors eat spicy peppers and sing songs
Benner: booth, folding 750 copies of readme
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Avalon: mis. floor is lava: floor is lava
Benner: wikipedia: 1927 liberia general election, second most corrupted election, to the one about to happen right now, turnout in excess of 1957fish%
Avalon: record committee broken would like to
Keerthana: mis corn: 1.85/pound for cattle
The hivemind is not happy doing the same thing as the first Kevin election end report
Nick: blockmarket: 5$ finally
ELECTION TIME!!!!
Election completed:
Daniel is our President
Benner is our 1VP
Teddy is our 2VP
Nathan is our Corsec
Julia is our Recording Secretary
Noah is our treasurer
Isaac is our S@A
Daniel: gave a 6 minute speech, everyone voted for me
Benner: appeared suddenly with no recollection of anything that has happened
Teddy: I’m glad you liked my cookies
Nathan: did carnival things on saturday, saw other booths
Julia: still haven’t done taxes
Noah: ruined sleep schedule then fixed it over the course of four days
Isaac: did not have a weekend
OLD BUSINESS
from 3/25/24: delay new business” committee “to be tabled for one week”
Jonathan: motion to table for one week
Passed, been tabled for one week
NEW BUSINESS
Kevin: motion to create the committee to reestablish the committee to assassinate the president purpose: [pulls out a nerf gun and immediately shoots Daniel in the chest]
(motion retracted)
Jonathan: motion to hexcode D0D0D0
McKenna: motion to make a standing rule such that if you either fake your death in a way that you announce it to the rest of the meeting or actually die during the meeting during a meeting before and after any statement you make you have to say “wooo” like you’re a ghost
Passed, been stood
Benner: motion to make a standing rule such that the one VP has the powers of a dictator for life over the KGB
Vuyani: motion to make a standing rule such that the 1 VP is the dictator of the other KGB for life
Kevin: extremely misappropriated corn subsidies: 4.31$
Keerthana: motion to create a standing rule such that whenever daniel moves on when there are still hands, the general body immediately salutes him
Passed, been stood
Keerthana: motion to #define 1 as 2
Julia: amend to #define 2 as 1
Keerthana: friendly, been changed
Failed
Nick: motion to allocate 69$ and 420 cents for this week’s event
McKenna: whoever has KGBaking committee, should bake, maybe allocate more
Julia: motion to amend to 420$ and 69 cents
Nick: friendly, been changed
Passed, been allocated
SPECIAL BUSINESS
Cost for dues
Daniel: previous exec said 15$/semester, 20$/year
Oliver: amend to blanks (un seconded)
Nathan: cost of dues will also be the price of summit cola per second (2$/second)
Isaac: ah anti alliteration: distaste in the name bake barter
Passed, we will also accept 2$/second for dues this year
Nick: motion to amend the per-semester amount to 14.99$
Benner: motion to make Avalon specifically to pay 500$ in dues (out of order)
Passed, 14.99$ a semester
Full slate: 14.99$, 20$/year, Summit Cola (2$)/second
Passed
Exec discretionary Fund
Kevin: motion to allocate 690$ and 420 cents for the exec discretionary fund
Jonathan: call to question
Passed, been allocated
Benner: motion to purple
Isaac: motion to allocate like probably maybe a dominoes gift card or two towards fighting KGB rivals such as KGBII before they arise
Nick: motion to allocate an extra 2$ to Kevin’s discretionary nuke fund
Passed, been allocated
Benner: ever since I have become 1 VP I have felt the exhaustion of 1,000 years, does that come with the job
REAL & RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Teddy: event: bake barter and useless stuff auction, if you want to bake stuff, contact me
Benner: read readme, closest stand is in stairwell, please fill out form on it so we can get money for next year, UC 306 12 pm on saturdays, email Benner, Eshaan, or ReadME email, do not email Jonathan
Daniel: we have dues, dues period has started, none of you have paid dues since we passed them, that’s a moral failure
Kevin: I think memberships don’t lapse until September 30th
Daniel: booth retrospective at some point
Jonathan: we’re thinking this Sunday at noonish, come bring your ideas, what you hated, what you loved
Elise: I talked to my professor today, he thought our booth was good, and our presentation was funny
Kevin: hard hat return is Friday, 1:30-8pm
SCHMUCKS
Benner: publication fair for ReadME, April 19th, 4-7pm, UC Black chairs
Kevin: we made it into the tartan: only place our booth is complete in official communication
Vuyani: Jazz Band has a performance on the 21st, at 7 in the carnegie music hall
Kevin: take fun with robots, 98-012, stuco, get a robot kit, 10$ lab fee email me or charlotte or kaylie or jordan if there’s a problem with that
Oliver: board game night tonight after dinner, before we head off to our boring ass old life tomorrow
Kevin: motion to seafoam green
