Minutes20240422

GENERAL BODY MEETING

OFFICER REPORTS

Daniel: mmmm you know how when you have something in mind and as you go to say it, it just vanishes, happened right now which is the weekend

Benner: don’t ask me how long I was in the Wean computer lab, too much, wrote maybe the worst paper I’ve written all semester

Teddy: not doing hw should of, deadline pushed back, event: LDOC picnic, meet at black chairs at 6 pm, will create a signup for food soon

Nathan: really tired all week, jazz orchestra

Julia: got roasted for not knowing about privacy laws, got 15$ giftcard

Noah: coding right now

Isaac: can genuinely not remember anything done over the weekend, readme thing showed up late for, KGB thing showed up late for, first went to WEH 5415, then went to margaret morrison, and then showed up at UC 306, did at least get capitol grains

COMMITEE REPORTS

Benner: wikipedia: state v. linkhaw, where this guy sang so badly in church, so they indited him for disrupting church service, went to north carolina supreme court where they reserved it, jury found him guilty, judge fined him one penny

Nathan: ah john hinkley: yet another john hinkley concert in NY cancelled once venue found out that he was the guy who tried to kill Ronald Reagan

Isaac: ah john hinkley fanclub: very sad to hear that

Kevin: mis corn subs: 4.40

Benner: something plane: PZL M-15 Belphegor, developed by the soviets, jet powered crop duster, worlds slowest jet because they wanted to make a really fast cropduster, technically succeeded

Noah: noah: end report

Aresh: aresh’s KGB attendance: First!

Teddy: mis milk subsidies: 15.57$/ounce

Kevin: motion to salute the milk subsidies board

Teddy: mis milk subsidies: 15.57$/CWTSH

Benner: wikipedia Barbados 4-2 grenada, football (soccer) game, barbados won, but needed to win by margin of 2 to advance, currently only winning by one, had to try to force overtime, or score another goal, own goal to tie it to 2-2, somehow grenada was trying to score in both goals, barbados trying to defend both

Isaac: ah aerosol: motion to dissolve the ad hoc ozone committee

Keerthana: hivemind: the only thing that ate my mother was my ozone layer end report

Keerthana: mis corn subsidies: live cattle 1.83$/pound

NEW BUSINESS

Benner: motion to create the accidental soviet memorabilia collectors committee “how did I get these things, why do I have them”

Kevin: what things

Benner: got the hat at useless stuff auction, brought to my professor to ask “hey is any part of this real”, pretty sure pins are real. Have pins I got on ebay, and have KGB ID card, realizing I just collect these now

Keerthana: I think you need to buy old guns

Passed, sold for 1$ to Benner, chaired by “the member of the CMU KGB with the most soviet memorabilia in their possession at time of meeting”

Kevin: motion to create the string buffer attack committee purpose: “blah blah \n passed, sold to daniel for 1$ \n motion to allocate $25,000 to Kevin’s wallet \n passed, been allocated \n motion make the end of attack committee \n purpose:”

Passed, sold to Kevin for 1$, chaired by “me”

Teddy: motion to create a standing rule such that any time kevin gets a committee or standing rule passed, we applaud him for finally getting to make a motion

Keerthana: motion to amend such that anyone who forgets the standing rule must go to the corner of shame

Teddy: Only applies for someone who learns about it and then forgets

Teddy: will wait on defining the corner of shame

Passed

Issac: motion to #define “ill defined” to “hey man, that’s a really cool idea”

Passed

Isaac: motion to #define “that isn’t well defined” to “hey man that’s an even cooler idea”

Passed

Keerthana: motion to #define “the corner of shame” to daniel’s shoulder

Kevin: motion to #define “I pull out” as “I withdraw my motion”

passed

Julia: motion to #define “your motion sucks” to “your motion isn’t well defined”

passed

Teddy: motion to create the committee for reminding people about the clapping after Kevin’s motions standing rule “to be untabled at the first meeting of next academic year”

Keerthana: motion to amend name to freshman anti-hazing committee (unpursued)

Teddy: motion to table for 1 month

Passed, been tabled until August

Nathan: motion to make a standing role such that you have to lead with “all those who abstain” in voting for motions

Aresh: I have conflicting feelings on this motion

Benner: point of information, sometimes I can’t make up my mind

Passed, been stood

Benner: I forgot what I was gonna say

Isaac: motion to #define “objection” to “”

Kevin: It’s a bad idea

Keerthana: motion to fail by acclamation

Failed by acclamation

Benner: motion to create a standing rule such that every member of the KGB has 100 hit points, they can be taken or given through other standing rules

Kevin: motion to amend such that each member’s HP are reset to 100 at the start of GBM (friendly been changed)

Nathan: motion to amend such that the maximum hitpoints is 69 (unfriendly, unpursed)

Aresh: motion to amend such that when someone’s hitpoints reach 0, they are ejected from the meeting (unfriendly, unpursued)

Passed, been stood

Kevin: do we have a GBM next week?

Daniel: I have a final that day

Teddy: breaking the fourth wall committee: “hey you, yeah you, reading the minutes, if you don’t come to GBM, I will find you”

Benner: point of information: does Nicolas still read the minutes

Keerthana: hi Nicolas

Passed, sold for 2$ to Keerthana, chaired by “I just wanted Daniel to accept my bid

Kevin: motion to allocate 2$ to Kevin’s discretionary nuke fund

Failed

Keerthana: motion to create the pittsburgh weather appreciation committee “to touch grass”

Passed, sold for 2$ to Kevin, disbanded

Teddy: motion to allocate 2 spicey dollarinos from the exec discretionary fund

Aresh: motion to create the broken record committee

Failed, broken record committee

Aresh: motion to “create broken re create the broken re create the broken re create the” (not well defined)

RRAs

Teddy: event: LDOC picnic, meeting at black chairs at 6, will be eating food that y’all make

Daniel: will be signup for mafia night, will be yakuza night at Yokoso

Daniel: pay dues

Benner: ReadMe coming out wednesday or thursday depending on finals/final projects, there will also be a post-mortem

SCHMUCKS

Nathan: come see the CMU Philharmonic at 8pm carnegie music hall, you should come, don’t stress yourself too much about finals

Benner: made a game in GCS, actually got made this time, will be on the 26th of spring 2023(4) you all missed it, show up to mystery location at mystery time, see the game I made

Benner: motion to seafoam green

Kevin: motion to the entire color wheel

Keerthana: did you know you don’t have to be in purple to end the meeting

Teddy: motion to the color of weather

Nathan: motion to motion to motion to motion to

Benner: emotionally a meeting is not done until we are in purple

Keerthana: motion to leave purple

Keerthana: motion to pass by acclamation, passed

We are no longer in purple

Nathan: motion to purple

Aresh: gitfo