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OFFICER REPORTS

Benner^Daniel: I played a lot of splatoon, and did research, you have not heard it from anyone except me

Benner: the past week have played a frankly concerning amount of disco elysium

NEW PEOPLE!!!

Teo: Teo, electrical engineering, biomedical engineering, he/him, bad at jumprope

Mihir: Mihir,CS major, he/him freshman, never been to space

Timmo: he/him, NYC, sophomore(ish), math major, has two water bottles

Angela: she/her, bay area, freshman, planning to do biomedical engineering and something else, walked here

Teddy: went crazy doing a lot of maker projects, making an intercom system

event: potluck, this friday, will make a signup sheet, bringing food, and eating it, meeting at uc black chairs

Nathan: was in pittsburgh for a bit, went to Japan, performed music for a few weeks, submit to Pravda, our newspaper

Julia: lived in Seattle, made poster, was crushed a little bit in the overhead compartment

Anthony^Treasurer: worked, continued working on album, which is close to being done, take sound recording to take advantage of sound recording

Isaac: 5 year old baby cousin stuck up the middle finger at my grandmother, good stuff

Daniel: moved all of things from apartment to kremlin by hand, exhausted, took a short nap today, has nothing to do with any possible latenesses

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Jonathan: animal facts: what I’m very out of touch with what happened at GBM last year

Minjae: ah gap year: I am back from gap year, healthy, and alive

Anthony: corn subsidies: 3.62

Nathan: wikipedia: list of inventors killed by own invention: automotive, aviation, maritime, medical, publicity and entertainment, chemical etc.

Benner: wikipedia: under the denver airport wikipedia article, another such person should be listed as the person who made the really scary giant blue horse with red eyes, guy who was making it was killed because a piece fell on him

Isaac: denver airport: nothing going on under denver airport

Jonathan: ah denver air

Anthony: ah disbelief and shock: oh god, why, how could you

Benner: going down: me

Minjae: going down: I’m yelling timber

OLD BUSINESS

Nathan has thing, Benner wants thing not fault: the fact that we all have to come back to this god damn school, is fault: existence of this school

Julia: From 3/25/24, 4/15/24 : “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week”

Anthony: motion to table for 3 and ½ weeks

Anthony: amend to 3 weeks and 6 days

Teddy: motion to amend to 1.75 fortnights (final value)

Jonathan: 3.47 hamburgers

Julia: motion to create the committee for reminding people about the clapping after Kevin’s motions standing rule, purpose: “to be untabled at the first meeting of next academic year”

Teddy: we made a rule such that since Kevin stepped down as president, we clap when he passes a committee or standing rule, since he finally gets to make his joke

Motion to table for 1 week

Anthony: motion to table until next academic year

passed, been tabled for 1 academic year

Anthony: motion to create a standing rule such that when the highest clock in the room reads 5:37, it is required for everyone in meeting to speak with yoda’s grammatical structure, if you fail to do this you have to say yeehaw at the top of your lungs, if your yeehaw is not sufficient, someone can challenge you to a yeehaw-off, loser goes to the corner of shame

Teddy: if we filibuster for 4 minutes, will not be in effect

Timo: when you said eastern standard time, did you know it’s eastern daylight time right now

Passed, been stood

Nathan: motion to create the weird monopoly editions committee “to report on the weirdest editions of monopoly”

Daniel fails to speak in monopoly, gets into a yeehaw competition with Anthony, is sent to corner of shame

Kira: point of information is there a limit on people in the position of the corner

Daniel: no duration was set

Benner: does this include versions like 4 board monopoly

Nathan: sure

Mihir: mario kart monopoly

Nathan: if it says monopoly on the box

Isaac: in 4th grade, created monopoly revolutionary war set, counts?

Nathan: was it published by Hasbro

Benner: it’s a good idea

Mihir: if you draw a jail card in 4 board monopoly, which jail do you go to

Benner: may be the one on the board you’re from

Anthony: if you go to jail in an area where you’re not from, can prison gerrymander?

Minjae: are monopoly boards allowed to extradite boards from different jails

Teo: is it legal for the monopoly government to execute prisoners

Nathan: death penalty not a thing in monopoly

Passed, sold for 6.03$ to anthony, chaired by the world famous 2023 kgb booth, monopoly

Benner: motion to create the “who will win committe where you posit two different entities and say who will win” purp: you put two entities against each other in a fight and then you ask the hypothetical question who will win, setting up the fight is not required but encouraged

Anthony: amend title to “epic rap battles of history”, friendly, been changed

Jonathan: amend ability to bet on who will win (friendly)

Benner: losses go to the KGB

Benner: winner is determined by arguing

Sold for 5$ to Anthony, chaired by the first rule of fight club

Isaac: “motion to create the lingering curse committee should be charitably given to a victim, suggestion: this committee’s head can bequeath it to another person against their will, and that person suffers the adverse effects of having to run this committee as to be decided by the buyer”

purpose: see the title

Passed, sold for 3$ to Benner, chaired by Daniel

Julia: motion to create a standing rule such that the “motion to create the lingering curse committee should be charitably given to a victim, suggestion: this committee’s head can bequeath it to another person against their will, and that person suffers the adverse effects of having to run this committee as to be decided by the buyer” committee, (which may be referred to as the “lingering curse committee”) can report the phrase “I curse ___” and ___ will gain ownership of the committee

Passed, been stood

Teddy: motion to create the through, through, throw (fish fish fish) committee, purpose: sorry Julia

Benner: motion to say hi to Kevin who has Covid and is probably dead now

Mihir: in person, in what language

Benner: assuming he reads the minutes, whatever language

Mihir: subliminal messaging through the media

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Daniel: we r exec, have an event friday

Teddy: bring food and we’ll eat it, friday 6 pm, uc black chairs, will create a signup tonight

Daniel: see the discord for more information, cmukgb.org/discord. Pay your dues, 15$/sem, 20$/year, 69$/minute, pay in cash to one of us directly, or go to cmukgb.org/dues, message Daniel to let him know you paid that

Benner: README, really funny, pitch meetings are saturday, DH 1212, Saturday at 5pm, you can message me or Eshaan or Daniel if you want to join the discord

Daniel: next week/rest of the semester we don’t have this room, will be in Wean 5409 (or 5415), will post about it, hopefully after that we will be in DH 1212, we are also looking for a treasurer, if you would like to be a treasurer please let us know if you want to do that

Nathan: will also email the email list

Daniel: Wean hall is the big concrete building

SCHMUCKS

Anthony: still has a song, on all streaming platforms, would be looked upon favorably if could make 25 cents

Benner: elementary russian class has 3 other people in it, if want to learn russian, I can tell you when/where it is, only learned 7 letters

Jonathan: sept. 15th cmu philharmonic concert, soldiers and sailors, have 10 bases, should be good, don’t make Nathan go crazy, come to the concert

Jonathan: motion to gitfo